Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long John Black
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Jolly
Heel over the Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I to sing and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold and British sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a chest
And I just happen to know
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted ship
And I would have you hauled if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, what do you
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, all sing and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the Captain and twit's say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French everything so hard
Why didn't just call it a bun?"