Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and British

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just to know where
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I like it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little flittin'
This here be a black pirate ship
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I to sing and dance
("You the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those make everything so hard
Why they just call it a bun?"