Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate ever sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just happen to where
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a hearted pirate ship
And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably want no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to know the
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, all sing and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they call it a bun?"