Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to sing and

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and
Necklaces and bracelets of shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a chest
And I just happen to know
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little flittin'
This here be a hearted pirate ship
And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to know the
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, all sing and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they call it a bun?"