Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast mates, ye're sailin'
With John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder Spanish
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these here
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and of every shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I happen to know where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a hearted pirate ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't already know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and twit's say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why didn't just call it a bun?"