Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With Long Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to sing and

"You to sing and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring,
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold and British sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and of every shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I happen to know where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black pirate ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, what do you
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the Captain and twit's say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why didn't just call it a bun?"