Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going his head? (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog Theres a Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. motionless. Fuckin' dog's loosin' it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home a good boy. [Dog stops and walks off] doesn't see me. She's gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the door! She goes to answer. [Door It's HIM. Chiseled features. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. not have moaned... Peeper: He toward window. Muscular Man: Look at this guy. You gotta be kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. right at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Are you serious? Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' skull in with a pipe! Peeper: Stayin' still. Motionless. to be a squirrel. noises] Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a piece of shit, ya that?! Peeper: Yes I do. help myself. [Car pulling up and door L.A.P.D. Get down from the tree buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: the squirrel thing again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I get down from there! Peeper: I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You some serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking I know I do... It's an addiction. Let's go big guy. Come on. Peeper: gonna kill me. You can't be doing this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. sniff fingers. [Door slams and engine Peeper: Please on me. Cop: Yeah, this is officer Tyler. under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, goin off to jail (Whoa!)