Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going his head? (Whoa!) [Leaves Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes Sittin' back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. panting] Theres a Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. dog's loosin' it. open] Girl: Bud! You be and go home like a good boy. stops barking and walks off] Peeper: doesn't see me. gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: at the front door! She goes to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not moaned... Peeper: He toward window. Muscular Look at this guy. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. right at me. There's a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Woman: Are you Completely worthless. Hard as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. She's calling. shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! a piece of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. Can't myself. pulling up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get from the tree buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: Trying the squirrel thing again. for a nut. Cop: I get down from there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You some serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I know I do... an addiction. Cop: go big guy. Come on. Wife's gonna kill me. Cop: You can't be this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. sniff fingers. [Door slams and engine Peeper: Please on me. Cop: Yeah, this is Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, goin off to jail (Whoa!)