Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going his head? (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv noises] Sittin' back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog Theres a Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. motionless. Fuckin' dog's loosin' it. open] Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home a good boy. [Dog stops and walks off] Peeper: see me. She's gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: at the front door! She goes to answer. [Door Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not have moaned... Peeper: He walks toward window. Man: Look at this guy. You gotta be kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. right at me. Man: There's a guy in the out here. Peeper: of shame. Are you serious? Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' in with a lead pipe! Peeper: Stayin' still. Motionless. to be a squirrel. noises] Peeper: Not working. She's calling. shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. help myself. [Car pulling up and opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get down from the buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: Trying the thing again. Looking for a nut. I said get down from there! Peeper: I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I they put you im for a long time! You need some serious help, you asshole! walking away: I know I do... It's an addiction. Cop: Let's go big guy. on. Peeper: gonna kill me. Cop: You be doing this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. Can't fingers. [Door slams and engine Please piss on me. Cop: Yeah, this is officer Tyler. under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If could piss on me, that would be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, he's goin off to (Whoa!)