Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's through his head? (Whoa!) [Leaves Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door opens- it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes Sittin' back, Watchin. her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. panting] Theres a Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' dog's loosin' it. open] Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go like a good boy. [Dog stops barking and off] doesn't see me. She's gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: at the front door! She goes to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. They kiss. I'm fuming. hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. not have moaned... Peeper: He walks window. Muscular Look at this guy. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. Looking at me. There's a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Woman: Are you Peeper: worthless. Hard as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' skull in a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. help myself. [Car pulling up and opening] L.A.P.D. Get down from the tree buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: Trying the squirrel thing again. for a nut. Cop: I said get down there! Peeper: I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You some serious help, you asshole! walking away: I know I do... It's an addiction. Cop: Let's go big guy. on. Peeper: gonna kill me. You can't be doing this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper into cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. Can't fingers. [Door slams and revs] Please piss on me. Cop: Yeah, this is officer Tyler. Everything's control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, would be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, he's off to jail (Whoa!)