Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv noises] back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. panting] Theres a Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. dog's loosin' it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home like a boy. stops barking and walks off] Peeper: doesn't see me. gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the front door! She to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. features. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not have moaned... Peeper: He toward window. Muscular Man: Look at this guy. You be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. Looking at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Are you serious? Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your skull in with a lead pipe! Peeper: Stayin' still. Motionless. to be a squirrel. noises] Peeper: Not working. She's calling. shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! a piece of shit, ya know that?! Yes I do. Can't help myself. [Car pulling up and opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get down the tree buddy. noises] Peeper: Trying the squirrel again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I get down from there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You need serious help, you asshole! walking away: I know I do... It's an addiction. Cop: go big guy. Come on. Wife's gonna kill me. Cop: You can't be this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. Can't fingers. [Door and engine revs] Peeper: Please on me. Cop: Yeah, this is officer Tyler. under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, goin off to jail (Whoa!)