Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his (Whoa!) [Leaves Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. [Door Bathroom door opens- it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes Sittin' back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog a dog- Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' loosin' it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go like a good boy. stops barking and walks off] Peeper: doesn't see me. gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the front door! She to answer. [Door It's HIM. Chiseled features. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not have moaned... Peeper: He walks window. Muscular Man: Look at this guy. You gotta be kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. right at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Woman: Are you Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Peeper: Stayin' still. Motionless. to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You pig! You're a piece of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. Can't myself. pulling up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get from the tree buddy. noises] Peeper: Trying the squirrel again. Looking for a nut. I said get down from there! Peeper: I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You need some help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I know I do... an addiction. Cop: Let's go big guy. on. Peeper: Wife's kill me. Cop: You can't be doing shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. sniff fingers. [Door slams and engine Please piss on me. Cop: Yeah, this is officer Tyler. Everything's control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that be great. The peeper, bl-eeper, he's goin off to jail (Whoa!)