Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door opens- it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes Sittin' back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog Theres a Not good. He can me. Shoulda showered. Barkin'. leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' dog's loosin' it. open] Girl: Bud! You be and go home like a good boy. stops barking and walks off] Peeper: doesn't see me. gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the front door! She to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. moans] Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. not have moaned... Peeper: He walks toward window. Man: Look at this guy. You gotta be fuckin' me! Full of rage. Looking right at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Full of shame. Woman: Are you Completely worthless. Hard as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' I'll bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. Can't myself. pulling up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get from the tree buddy. noises] Peeper: Trying the thing again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I get down from there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You need serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I I do... It's an addiction. Cop: Let's go big guy. on. Wife's gonna kill me. Cop: You can't be this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper into cop car seat] Handcuffed. Can't sniff fingers. [Door and engine revs] Peeper: piss on me. Cop: Yeah, is officer Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could on me, that would be great. The peeper, bl-eeper, he's goin off to jail (Whoa!)