Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes Sittin' back, Watchin. her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. panting] Theres a Not good. He can smell me. showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' loosin' it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home like a boy. [Dog barking and walks off] doesn't see me. She's gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: at the front door! She goes to answer. [Door It's HIM. Chiseled features. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not moaned... Peeper: He walks window. Muscular Man: Look at this guy. You gotta be kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. Looking at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Woman: Are you Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! a piece of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. Can't myself. [Car up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get down from the buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: Trying the thing again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I said get from there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a time! You need some serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I I do... It's an addiction. Cop: go big guy. Come on. Wife's gonna kill me. Cop: You can't be this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Handcuffed. Can't sniff fingers. [Door and engine revs] Please piss on me. Cop: Yeah, this is Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that be great. The peeper, bl-eeper, he's goin off to jail (Whoa!)