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(parody of "The Continental (You Kiss You're Dancing)" by Leo
& His
Orchestra, from the "The Gay Divorce")
molars...
bicuspids...
I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless
By what's meant is,
It doesn't hurt.
This is Klinger; you've met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger squirt.
Well, well, I say there.
We've got there.
Can't let it there and cause you all that pain.
So please Klinger, remove your finger,
And won't you hand me my Novocaine.
far worse than I thought it was;
My charge is be large.
be unwilling,
It's a filling,
I'm simply drilling to dig a pit.
Don't fight Miss Klinger, or her finger
And now while I the drill you can spit.
I hum you're bleeding;
It takes mind off
The I grind off.
Your gums are
You'll to come back,
We'll that gum back.
And now if you open wide,
Miss Klinger's put her whole darn fist inside.
That's it... now over.
They'll be a puffiness your cheeks,
You'll to eat soft food for three more weeks,
And if kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,
I'm through.
molars...
bicuspids...
By Dr. Prentice!
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