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Another I heard about myself,
this one in high school,
we had this teacher in high school kid went to our high school.
His name was Mr.Macnimara and his son Jake Macnimara went to our high
he was a sophomore when I was a senior, so he was 2 years me.
And Mr.Macnimara was an
and one weekend he and his wife decided to town,
you should never do if you're an asshole.
And Jake decided to throw a party at the teacher's house
Hurrah!!(sarcastically)
And around town heard about it, and we all got up individually and thought:
Okay, let's go over there and the place.
I into this party, everyone I had ever met was there,
and everyone was like it was the end of the world.
People were drinking it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off.
It was unsupervised;
we were like dogs without horses, we were wild.
I walked walk down to the basement,
had a pool table in the basement,
one dude a running start and threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half.
Another kid found out which room was Mr.Macnimara's and upstairs and took a shit on his computer.
So the party was great.
I'm in the basement and I'm holding a red cup,
seen movies,
and I'm standing there, and I'm a red cup
and I'm to black out.
And I guess someone said like "something, police"
and in a brilliant of word association,
I "fuck da police!"
"fuck da police!"
and everyone joined in.
A hundred drunk white yelling "fuck da police"
with the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore.
You that like "I served my nickle, you come and take me" confidence,
but children.
The reason had said "something, something police" was because the police were there.
So a Chicago police officer walked the stairs, and got to the bottom of the basement
and looked out over a sea of toddlers yelling "fuck da police" in his face,
and he was impressed
he was "wow".
And then he leaned his walkie-talkie and went "get the paddy wagon".
And my John, who is now a father-this man now has a baby,
he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and "scatter!"
And everyone ran in a direction,
we all ran in directions.
It was like that scene in when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways,
we all ran in directions.
I ran into the laundry room, and I jumped on the washing machine, and I out through a window into the backyard
and now I'm running through the backyard and there's this big fence
and I thought "I've never a fence that high before"
and I woke up at home.
On Monday, I to school
that's what we did back then.
And I'm walking the school building and who do I see, but Jake Macnimara
and he says to me "hey, you at my party on Saturday?"
and I "no", you know, like a liar.
And he said "things got really out of hand, someone broke the table, someone took a shit on my dad's computer"
"but the worse thing", he says, "the worse thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother, and my parents are freaking out it."
And I had that thought, that black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have,
did-did I do
I figured no, I have done that,
but I was sure until, 2 years later.

I'm playing video games with this kid named Alex that we also went to school with
2 years later, we've by now.
We're playing video for a couple hours and then Alex says to me,
"Hey, come here. I want to you something."
And then he takes me into his bedroom, and then he takes me into a room off of his bedroom.
a good thing to have.
He me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years.
And I "why?" (in a whisper)
(still whispering) "why do you do this?"
And Alex said, "because the one thing you can't replace."
That's the end of story, but how fucked up is that? right?
crazy!
So I don't anymore.