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Another I heard about myself,
this one in high school,
we had teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school.
His name was Mr.Macnimara and his son Macnimara went to our high school
he was a sophomore when I was a senior, so he was 2 behind me.
And Mr.Macnimara was an
and one weekend he and his decided to leave town,
which you never do if you're an asshole.
And Jake decided to throw a party at the teacher's house
Hurrah!!(sarcastically)
And everyone town heard about it, and we all got up individually and thought:
Okay, let's go over there and the place.
I walked into this party, I had ever met was there,
and was drinking like it was the end of the world.
People were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was to saw our legs off.
It was totally
we were like dogs horses, we were running wild.
I walked down-I walk to the basement,
they had a pool in the basement,
one dude took a running start and threw his body the pool table and broke it in half.
Another kid out which room was Mr.Macnimara's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.
So the was going great.
I'm standing in the basement and I'm a red cup,
you've movies,
and I'm standing there, and I'm a red cup
and I'm to black out.
And I guess said like "something, something police"
and in a brilliant moment of association,
I "fuck da police!"
"fuck da police!"
and everyone else in.
A hundred drunk white children "fuck da police"
with the confidence of guys who like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore.
You know like "I served my nickle, you come and take me" confidence,
but children.
The reason someone had said "something, something police" was because the police there.
So a police officer walked down the stairs, and got to the bottom of the basement
and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers "fuck da police" in his face,
and he was impressed
he was "wow".
And then he into his walkie-talkie and went "get the paddy wagon".
And my John, who is now a father-this man now has a baby,
he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and "scatter!"
And ran in a different direction,
we all ran in directions.
It was like that scene in Rataouille when the humans come in the and all the rats go in different ways,
we all ran in directions.
I ran into the laundry room, and I jumped on the washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the
and now I'm through the backyard and there's this big chain-linked fence
and I thought "I've never climbed a that high before"
and then I up at home.
On Monday, I went to
that's what we did back then.
And I'm walking into the school and who do I see, but Jake Macnimara
and he says to me "hey, were you at my on Saturday?"
and I said "no", you know, a liar.
And he said "things got really out of hand, someone the pool table, someone took a shit on my dad's computer"
"but the worse thing", he says, "the worse thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother, and my parents are out about it."
And I had that thought, that only black out drunks and Urkel can have,
did-did I do
I figured no, I wouldn't done that,
but I was never sure until, 2 later.

I'm playing video games with this kid named Alex we also went to high school with
2 years later, we've by now.
We're playing video for a couple hours and then Alex says to me,
"Hey, come here. I to show you something."
And then he me into his bedroom, and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom.
a good thing to have.
He shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen photos from different people's parties over the years.
And I "why?" (in a whisper)
(still whispering) "why do you do this?"
And Alex said, "because it's the one you can't replace."
That's the end of that story, but how fucked up is that?
crazy!
So I drink anymore.