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Down in the workshop all the were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his
From his beard to his boots he was covered ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide
And he and said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went
The St. Nick went insane
Realized been gettin' a raw deal
Something must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves
And he ground up poor Rudolph into sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German
And he slashed up Dasher just Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just chicken!"

The night went crazy
The Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer

There's the Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the News
And helicopters circlin' in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body risin'
And everyone's to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing
In a federal prison for his crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no tears
He'll be out with good in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and still nervous
And the elves all got working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the every night
her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin 'bout the night Santa crazy
The night St. Nicholas
Broke his back for some milk and
Sounds to me like he was of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went
The St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been a raw deal
finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must snapped... in his brain