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Down in the workshop all the elves makin' toys
For the Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap on his breath
From his to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled and said, a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa crazy
The night St. Nick went
Realized he'd been a raw deal
Something finally must snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of and Comet
And he tied up his and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old Luger
And he slashed up Dasher like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued
And he took a big and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The Santa went crazy
The night Kris went nuts
Now you can't hardly around the North Pole
Without in reindeer guts

the National Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness
And helicopters circlin' in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa,
My my my my my my
You used to be such a guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's time
In a prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's nervous
And the elves all got jobs for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie

They're 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for milk and cookies
Sounds to me he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa crazy
The night St. Nick insane
Realized been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his
Wo, something finally have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must snapped... in his brain