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Down in the workshop all the were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile
When the boss busted in, nearly 'em half to death
Had a in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Rambo
And he smiled and said, a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now all gonna die!"
The night Santa went
The night St. Nick insane
Realized he'd been a raw deal
Something finally have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of and Comet
And he up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor into reindeer sausage
He got and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes like chicken!"

The Santa went crazy
The Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North
Without steppin' in reindeer

There's the Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness
And circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the count's risin'
And everyone's to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a guy

Yes, Virginia, now doing time
In a prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now you cry no more tears
He'll be out with behavior in 700 more years
But now in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every
With her lawyer the movie rights

They're talkin 'bout the Santa went crazy
The night St. flipped
Broke his back for milk and cookies
to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night went crazy
The night St. went insane
he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have in his brain
Wo, something finally must snapped in his brain
ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain