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Down in the all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his
From his beard to his boots he was covered with
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Rambo
And he and said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all die!"
The night Santa went
The night St. Nick went
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw
Something finally have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old Luger
And he slashed up Dasher like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes like chicken!"

The night went crazy
The Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North
Without steppin' in guts

There's the National and the F. B. I.
There's a van the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body risin'
And everyone's to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's time
In a prison for his infamous crime
Hey, friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's nervous
And the all got jobs working for the postal service
And say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer the movie rights

They're 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The St. Nicholas flipped
his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa crazy
The night St. Nick insane
Realized he'd gettin' a raw deal
Something finally have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his
Tell ya, finally must have snapped... in his brain