The Mouth Don't Stop (The Trouble Today With Women Is)

There's a sinister feeling brewing,
'bout a woman and her non-stop yap.
In a couple weeks she'll be stewing,
Bait the hook of a tender trap,
Spend your money on countless reasons,
Bric-a-brac that cannot be used,
Snivel on the ground that she walks on,
Give an inch and that woman wants two,
The trouble today with women... The mouth don't stop...

There's an older one yackety-yackin',
Husband's credit cards let her shop,
There's a younger one; gums keep flappin'
Will the jawbone never stop?
There's an ugly one; she need screwin',
Never in your life (NO! NOT ME!)
There's a pretty one; always talkin',
Will the woman's mouth never cease?
The trouble today with women... the mouth don't stop.
YEEEEAAAH!!
The Mouth Don't Stop (x4)

There's an older one yackety-yackin',
Husband's credit cards let her shop,
There's a younger one; gums keep flappin'
Will the jawbone never stop?
There's an ugly one; she need screwin',
Never in your life (NO! NOT ME!)
There's a pretty one; always talkin',
Will the woman's mouth never cease?

The mouth don't stop (x4)