Luyện nghe bài hát The Mexican Scotsman

Jose, get bagpipes
And head to the square
Seranade the
And you'll some money there

Jose came to country
for a chance
To make some money
To buy a pair of
But we in recession
And jobs far and few
So jose took his
And did he had to do

Dressed in his and Kilt
his bagpipes and maracas
Playing away for his
Boiled haggis with

One day he was basking
A pretty lassie came by
She said "Jose, take s troll me"
Says Jose, "Si! Si! 'Aye!"
They the day together
she took him to a dance
Well, Jose moved most
'Cause he wearing pants

And he was born in Mexico
Educated in
In sandals and tartan pancho
Jose's fashion was not planned

But when went to the men's room
There was trouble at hand
Cause in came Bob, the man
The man in the land
Says Bob, "You're pretty
In your little tartan
Now you'd be off to the ladies room
'fore I pummels you a mess"

Now you could have heard a pin
As Jose around
His scottish-mexican began to boil
And it made this of sound...