Luyện nghe bài hát The Mexican Scotsman

Jose, get bagpipes
And head to the square
the passers-bye
And you'll make some there

Jose came to country
for a chance
To make decent money
To buy a of pants
But we in recession
And were far and few
So took his bagpipes
And did he had to do

Dressed in his and Kilt
his bagpipes and maracas
Playing away for his
haggis with nachos

One day he was basking
A pretty young came by
She said "Jose, take s with me"
Says Jose, "Si! Si! 'Aye!"
They the day together
Then she him to a dance
Well, Jose moved most
'Cause he wearing pants

And he was in Mexico City
Educated in
In sandals and bright tartan
Jose's statement was not planned

But when Jose went to the men's
was trouble close at hand
Cause in came Bob, the man
The roughest man in the
Bob, "You're lookin' pretty
In little tartan dress
Now best be off to the ladies room
'fore I you into a mess"

Now you could have heard a pin
As Jose around
His scottish-mexican began to boil
And it this kind of sound...

And it all was over
Bob lay on the floor
He looked the saddest wreck
Ever a shore
Now, the sailors a lookout
they're on the land
For they knows well that doesn't mess
With a Mexican man!