Luyện nghe bài hát The Mexican Scotsman

Jose, get bagpipes
And head to the square
Seranade the
And you'll make some money

Jose to this country
Looking for a
To make some decent
To buy a of pants
But we in recession
And jobs far and few
So took his bagpipes
And did he had to do

Dressed in his Sombrero and
With his bagpipes and
away for his supper
Boiled with nachos

One day while he was
A young lassie came by
She said "Jose, s troll with me"
Says Jose, "Si! Si! 'Aye!"
spent the day together
Then she him to a dance
Well, moved most gracefully
'Cause he wasn't wearing

And he was born in City
Educated in
In sandals and tartan pancho
fashion statement was not planned

But when Jose went to the men's
was trouble close at hand
Cause in came Bob, the man
The roughest man in the
Bob, "You're lookin' pretty
In your tartan dress
Now you'd best be off to the ladies
I pummels you into a mess"

Now you have heard a pin drop
As tongued around
His scottish-mexican began to boil
And it made kind of sound...

raging Mexican Pipes>

And when it all was
Bob lay on the floor
He looked the sorry wreck
blown a shore
Now, the keep a lookout
Whenever they're on the
For they knows well that they mess
a Scottish Mexican man!