Luyện nghe bài hát The Mexican Scotsman

Jose, get bagpipes
And head to the square
Seranade the
And you'll make some money

Jose came to country
Looking for a
To make some money
To buy a pair of
But we in recession
And jobs far and few
So jose his bagpipes
And did he had to do

Dressed in his and Kilt
With his and maracas
away for his supper
Boiled with nachos

One day while he was
A young lassie came by
She said "Jose, take s with me"
Says Jose, "Si! Si! 'Aye!"
spent the day together
Then she him to a dance
Well, Jose moved most
he wasn't wearing pants

And he was born in Mexico
Educated in
In sandals and bright tartan
Jose's fashion statement was not

But Jose went to the men's room
There was trouble at hand
in came Bob, the sailor man
The man in the land
Says Bob, "You're lookin'
In little tartan dress
Now you'd be off to the ladies room
'fore I pummels you a mess"

Now you could have heard a pin
As Jose around
His scottish-mexican began to boil
And it made this of sound...

raging Mexican Pipes>

And it all was over
Bob lay on the floor
He looked the sorry wreck
blown a shore
Now, the sailors keep a
Whenever they're on the
For they knows well that they doesn't
a Scottish Mexican man!