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It's Saturday night and I'm alone, I've no future plans,
So I sit me and I pull out the little old Man,
I ain't got a girlfriend and I don't a date,
But that's alright with me coz I love to

in the old days I'd buy some magazines, a six pack of beer and a tub of Vaseline,
Penthouse and Hustler were as good as it get,
But I hit the jackpot I found the Internet.

I'm beating my meat, pounding the pud, I'm jacking off!
I got a good grip on my joystick, and it Microsoft,
I'm flogging my dog, spanking the monkey, computers great!
Yeah I'll leave home coz I love to masturbate!

They got naked men and women, and all of sex galore,
Blondes, brunettes and and Philippine whores,
No matter you're into, you'll find your own dot COM,
There's even one for old where I think I saw my mum!

Yeah choke the chicken, rub the duck, I'm talking low,
I got a good on my joystick and I can't let it go,
Row that skin boat, the log, ain't computers great!
I'll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!

They say things E commerce, with three WWWs and a dot,
They say for information, but I'm here to say it's not,
Now they're trading it on Wall Street, but ain't fooling me,
It's al a cover for the porn industry!

And I'm shagging my shaft, cleaning my gun, the nail,
I'm a site surfer, with my own email,
I'm petting my snake, jacking off, you old Bill Gates,
I'll never leave coz I love to masturbate!
Yeah I'll never leave coz I love to masturbate!