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It's Saturday night and I'm alone, I've made no plans,
So I sit me down and I pull out the old Man,
I ain't got a and I don't have a date,
But that's alright with me coz I to masturbate

Back in the old days I'd buy magazines, a six pack of beer and a tub of Vaseline,
Penthouse and Hustler were as good as it get,
But I hit the jackpot I found the Internet.

I'm beating my meat, the pud, yeah I'm jacking off!
I got a grip on my joystick, and it ain't Microsoft,
I'm flogging my dog, spanking the monkey, ain't great!
Yeah I'll never leave home coz I to masturbate!

They got men and women, and all kinds of sex galore,
Blondes, brunettes and and Philippine whores,
No what you're into, you'll find your own dot COM,
There's even one for old chicks I think I saw my mum!

Yeah choke the chicken, rub the duck, I'm talking low,
I got a grip on my joystick and I can't let it go,
Row that skin boat, the log, ain't computers great!
Yeah I'll never home coz I love to masturbate!

say things like E commerce, with three WWWs and a dot,
They say It's for information, but I'm to say it's not,
Now they're trading it on Wall Street, but ain't fooling me,
al just a cover for the porn industry!

And I'm shagging my shaft, cleaning my gun, the nail,
I'm a cybersex surfer, with my own email,
I'm my snake, jacking off, thank you old Bill Gates,
I'll never home coz I love to masturbate!
I'll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!