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It's night and I'm alone, I've made no future plans,
So I sit me down and I out the little old Man,
I ain't got a girlfriend and I don't a date,
But that's with me coz I love to masturbate

Back in the old days I'd buy some magazines, a six pack of and a tub of Vaseline,
Penthouse and were as good as it could get,
But I hit the jackpot when I the Internet.

I'm beating my meat, the pud, yeah I'm jacking off!
I got a good grip on my joystick, and it Microsoft,
I'm my dog, spanking the monkey, ain't computers great!
I'll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!

They got naked men and women, and all of sex galore,
Blondes, brunettes and and Philippine whores,
No matter what you're into, you'll your own dot COM,
There's even one for old chicks I think I saw my mum!

choke the chicken, rub the duck, yeah I'm talking low,
I got a good grip on my and I can't let it go,
Row skin boat, stroke the log, ain't computers great!
Yeah never leave home coz I love to masturbate!

They say like E commerce, with three WWWs and a dot,
They say It's for information, but I'm to say it's not,
Now they're trading it on Wall Street, but ain't fooling me,
It's al just a cover for the industry!

And I'm my shaft, cleaning my gun, hammering the nail,
I'm a site surfer, with my own email,
I'm petting my snake, jacking off, you old Bill Gates,
I'll never home coz I love to masturbate!
Yeah I'll leave home coz I love to masturbate!