Frank (guitar, synclavier) vai (guitar) Ray (guitar, vocals) mars (keyboards) Chuck (piano) barrow (bass) Scott (bass) Jay (string bass) Ed (percussion) wackerman (drums) Ike (vocals) bozzio (vocals) Dale (vocals) Napoleon brock (vocals) Bob (vocals) Johnny "guitar" (vocals)
(to the rubber girl) Hmmm! dat quite a massive improve'lence, dahlin'! jes' a few moments ago you was well on yo' way to bein' severely ugly! now, thoo de magik o' stagekraff, de of yo' blobulence done re to a respectumal reclusium! yow! science!
(to & rhonda) Ef y'all minds me sayin' so, I b'lieves it's 'bout time fo yo pathetical miniaturized replicas to fall in love! after all...dis lil' sucker already been fulla glue, homo-sectional extru- s 'n army food...nothin' left fo' him to do, 'cept get by dis' lil' stinker over heahhh!
'membuh, we's on broadway! muthafucker be buyin' dem tickets wants a lil' heart, a lil' soul...'n some titty too, ef dey can git it, so, les' get y'all in positium heah, 'n get dis silly R wit! y'all's too goddam long to grow up in ermerica!
I suppose you're right, mr. thing-fish, but have to admit...this is a rather awkward situation!
That's right! stage-craft is one thing, but this is ridiculous! where did that stimulating little come from anyway?
That's a good question, harry! don't let him out of it! hound him mercifullessly until you receive a suitable answer!
Now, just hold yourself in abeyance, rhonda! I'll handle this! look here, 'mr. potato-head', what's the meaning of all this? do you realize what you're my replica to do? do you expect him Iterally fall in love in front of all these people...with that artificial over there?
Do de pope shit in de
Now, just hold on there, buddy! let's be serious! the toilet training of exalted religious personalities is not our topic of discussion!
Harry, that's wonderful! the way you're rearing up on your hind legs like that! that's terrific! so what if you suck a little cock every once in a while! that's terrific!
(to harry) Look heahhh, sweetheart, they's somethin' fishy gwine on...all i's wantin' to do is get de romantic out de way so we can git back to de evil prince, 'n see what de fuck we gone do 'bout ! de way you's givin' me de lip, me to infer a subterior motivatium!
(singing) I a nun! I a nun! I a burro, In the light!
You want a nun? de boy want a nun? what de kinda nun you want?
(singing) I seem to make up my mind! about mammys so sublime... That's the broadway Used when rhyme A song love!
But, on broadway, it's a new day! ain'tcha yo' unrequired desirin's be mo' suited to de zomby-folk up in de evil prince's lab-mo-to-rium!
(whimpering) Don't make fun of me...please! I know I'm not the most kind of fellow a 'mammy nun' could choose for intimate companionship...but...but... gosh-darn-it, I'd try...i'd really try to mak Happy!
Harry...you are...a worm...a worm! you wormmmmmm! you are nothing but a wormmmmmmmmmmmm!
Boy got hisseff a provlum! would y'all like to use my nakkin' one mo' time?
Oh, yes! yes! me...your...how do you say it? 'nay'kin'? oh!
I think this is going too far, mr. thing-fish! I haven't even had a chance to fall in love, or to grow to maturity yet! the artificial rhonda is away for my wholesome companionship, just There! this isn't right! you're letting get all out of sequence!
Whoa! I gots yo' 'sequence' hangin', boy! get de way! cain't y'see dat de mizzable cock-sucker you ultimately gwine become done fell in love wit' a 'mammy nun'! awright, which one idit, swe Rt?
I...i...can't seem to make up my mind...you're all so...masterful! so sensuous...you're so talented!
...a wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! you are a wor-r-r-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmm!
Makes up yo' mind, dahlin'! we ain't all night heahhh! intromissium be comin' up putty quick! folks be headin' on out to de lobby fo' dem mash potatoes we tole 'em 'bout earlier!
I insist on falling in love, right now, this moment, and I don't care what you do with him...
Go 'head on den...go git yo' deflateable bitch ovuh deah! judgin' fum all de fuss, you ain't in much better shape den de large economy been clutchin' at my nakkin!
We gots a love song (jes' yo' type), bridgin' de gap between what you is, what you think you is, what we think you is, what you is gonna be, 'n also what yo' rubberized madonna be s At me of!
Sister ob'dewlla 'x', gather de mo' sensitive together fo' harmonicizatiumal purposes, while de ones with de m.b.a.'s hit de lobby 'n sell some shit, 'fo de customers over-run yo' ass! me Le, guy, go get yo' rubber girl 'n esspress yo-seff!