Frank (guitar, synclavier) vai (guitar) Ray (guitar, vocals) mars (keyboards) Chuck (piano) barrow (bass) Scott (bass) Jay (string bass) Ed (percussion) wackerman (drums) Ike (vocals) bozzio (vocals) Dale (vocals) murphy brock (vocals) Bob (vocals) Johnny "guitar" (vocals)
Thing-fish: (to the girl) Hmmm! dat quite a massive improve'lence, dahlin'! jes' a few moments ago you was well on yo' way to bein' severely ugly! now, thoo de magik o' stagekraff, de blubulence of yo' blobulence re to a respectumal reclusium! yow! science!
(to & rhonda) Ef don't minds me sayin' so, I b'lieves it's 'bout time fo yo pathetical miniaturized replicas to fall in love! after all...dis lil' sucker already been fulla glue, homo-sectional extru- s 'n army food...nothin' left fo' him to do, 'cept get catched by lil' stinker over heahhh!
'membuh, we's on broadway! muthafucker be buyin' dem tickets wants a lil' heart, a lil' soul...'n titty too, ef dey can git it, so, les' get y'all in positium heah, 'n get dis silly busines R wit! y'all's too goddam long to grow up in ermerica!
I suppose you're right, mr. thing-fish, but have to admit...this is a rather awkward situation!
That's right! stage-craft is one thing, but this is ridiculous! did that stimulating little replica come from anyway?
That's a good question, harry! don't let him wiggle out of it! hound him mercifullessly you receive a suitable answer!
Now, just hold yourself in abeyance, rhonda! I'll handle this! look here, 'mr. potato-head', what's the meaning of all this? do you realize you're asking my replica to do? do you expect him Iterally fall in love in front of all these people...with that rhonda over there?
Do de pope in de woods?
Now, just hold on there, buddy! let's be serious! the toilet training of exalted religious personalities is not our primary of discussion!
Harry, that's wonderful! the way you're just rearing up on your hind legs like that! that's terrific! so what if you suck a little every once in a while! that's terrific!
(to harry) Look heahhh, sweetheart, they's fishy gwine on...all i's wantin' to do is get de romantic in'trust out de way so we can git back to de evil prince, 'n see what de fuck we gone do 'bout ! de way you's me de lip, lead me to infer a subterior motivatium!
(singing) I a nun! I a nun! I a burro, In the light!
You want a nun? de boy want a what de fuck kinda nun you want?
(singing) I can't seem to up my mind! Something about so sublime... That's the word Used when they A about love!
But, on broadway, it's a new day! ain'tcha hoid? yo' unrequired be mo' suited to de zomby-folk up in de evil prince's lab-mo-to-rium!
(whimpering) Don't make fun of me...please! I know I'm not the most desirable kind of a 'mammy nun' could choose for intimate companionship...but...but... gosh-darn-it, I'd try...i'd really try to mak Happy!
Harry...you are...a worm...a disgusting worm! you wormmmmmm! you are but a wormmmmmmmmmmmm!
Boy obviously got hisseff a provlum! would y'all like to use my one mo' time?
Oh, yes! yes! me...your...how do you say it? 'nay'kin'? oh!
I think this is going too far, mr. thing-fish! I haven't even had a chance to in love, or to grow to maturity yet! the artificial rhonda is pining away for my wholesome companionship, just There! this isn't right! you're letting get all out of sequence!
Whoa! I gots yo' 'sequence' hangin', boy! get outs de way! cain't y'see dat de cock-sucker you ultimately gwine become done fell in love wit' a 'mammy nun'! awright, which one idit, swe Rt?
I...i...can't seem to up my mind...you're all so...masterful! so sensuous...you're so incredibly talented!
...a wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! you are a wor-r-r-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmm!
Makes up yo' mind, dahlin'! we ain't gots all night heahhh! intromissium be comin' up putty quick! folks be headin' on out to de lobby fo' dem potatoes we tole 'em 'bout earlier!
I on falling in love, right now, this very moment, and I don't care what you do with him...
Go 'head on den...go git yo' deflateable bitch ovuh deah! fum all de fuss, you ain't in much better shape den de large economy size been clutchin' at my nakkin!
We gots a love song (jes' yo' type), bridgin' de conceptiumal gap what you is, what you think you is, what we think you is, what you is gonna be, 'n also what yo' rubberized madonna be s At me of!
Sister ob'dewlla 'x', gather de mo' sensitive mammys together fo' purposes, while de ones with de m.b.a.'s hit de lobby 'n sell some shit, 'fo de customers over-run yo' ass! me Le, lil' guy, go get yo' rubber girl 'n yo-seff!