Frank (guitar, synclavier) vai (guitar) Ray (guitar, vocals) mars (keyboards) Chuck (piano) barrow (bass) Scott (bass) Jay (string bass) Ed (percussion) wackerman (drums) Ike (vocals) Terry (vocals) Dale (vocals) Napoleon brock (vocals) Bob (vocals) Johnny "guitar" (vocals)
Thing-fish: (to the girl) Hmmm! dat quite a massive improve'lence, dahlin'! jes' a few moments ago you was well on yo' way to bein' severely ugly! now, thoo de magik o' stagekraff, de blubulence of yo' done re to a respectumal reclusium! yow! science!
(to & rhonda) Ef y'all don't minds me sayin' so, I b'lieves it's 'bout time fo yo miniaturized replicas to fall in love! after all...dis lil' sucker already been fulla glue, homo-sectional extru- s 'n army food...nothin' left fo' him to do, 'cept get by dis' lil' stinker over heahhh!
'membuh, we's on broadway! be buyin' dem tickets wants a lil' heart, a lil' soul...'n some titty too, ef dey can git it, so, les' get y'all in positium heah, 'n get dis silly busines R wit! y'all's too goddam long to grow up in ermerica!
I suppose right, mr. thing-fish, but you'll have to admit...this is a rather awkward situation!
That's right! stage-craft is one thing, but this is ridiculous! where did stimulating little replica come from anyway?
That's a good question, harry! don't let him out of it! hound him mercifullessly until you receive a suitable answer!
Now, just hold yourself in abeyance, rhonda! I'll handle this! look here, 'mr. potato-head', what's the meaning of all this? do you realize what you're asking my to do? do you expect him Iterally fall in love in front of all these people...with that artificial over there?
Do de shit in de woods?
Now, just hold on there, buddy! let's be serious! the training of exalted religious personalities is not our primary topic of discussion!
Harry, that's wonderful! the way you're just rearing up on hind legs like that! that's terrific! so what if you suck a little cock every once in a while! that's terrific!
(to harry) Look heahhh, sweetheart, they's somethin' fishy gwine on...all i's to do is get de romantic in'trust out de way so we can git back to de evil prince, 'n see what de fuck we gone do 'bout ! de way you's givin' me de lip, lead me to a subterior motivatium!
(singing) I a nun! I a nun! I a burro, In the light!
You want a nun? de boy want a nun? what de kinda nun you want?
(singing) I seem to make up my mind! about mammys so sublime... That's the word Used when they A about love!
But, on broadway, it's a new day! ain'tcha hoid? yo' unrequired desirin's be mo' suited to de zomby-folk up in de evil lab-mo-to-rium!
(whimpering) Don't make fun of me...please! I I'm not the most desirable kind of fellow a 'mammy nun' could choose for intimate companionship...but...but... gosh-darn-it, I'd try...i'd really try to mak Happy!
Harry...you are...a worm...a disgusting worm! you wormmmmmm! you are but a wormmmmmmmmmmmm!
Boy obviously got hisseff a provlum! would y'all like to use my nakkin' one mo'
Oh, yes! yes! me...your...how do you say it? 'nay'kin'? oh!
I this is going too far, mr. thing-fish! I haven't even had a chance to fall in love, or to grow to maturity yet! the artificial rhonda is pining away for my wholesome companionship, just There! this right! you're letting everything get all out of sequence!
Whoa! I gots yo' 'sequence' hangin', boy! get outs de way! cain't y'see dat de mizzable cock-sucker you ultimately gwine become done in love wit' a 'mammy nun'! awright, which one idit, swe Rt?
I...i...can't to make up my mind...you're all so...masterful! so sensuous...you're so incredibly talented!
...a wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! you are a wor-r-r-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmm!
Makes up yo' mind, dahlin'! we ain't gots all night heahhh! intromissium be comin' up putty quick! folks be headin' on out to de lobby fo' dem mash potatoes we tole 'em earlier!
I insist on in love, right now, this very moment, and I don't care what you do with him...
Go 'head on den...go git yo' deflateable ovuh deah! judgin' fum all de fuss, you ain't in much better shape den de large economy size been clutchin' at my nakkin!
We gots a love song (jes' yo' type), bridgin' de conceptiumal gap between what you is, what you think you is, what we think you is, what you is gonna be, 'n also what yo' rubberized be s At me of!
Sister ob'dewlla 'x', gather de mo' sensitive mammys together fo' harmonicizatiumal purposes, while de ones with de m.b.a.'s hit de lobby 'n sell shit, 'fo de customers over-run yo' ass! me Le, guy, go get yo' rubber girl 'n esspress yo-seff!