The Lazy Anthem 2

Damn, I'm tired. Man this is that bull bull.
I mean, I only had time to take what, like three naps?
Anyway, um, check this out look
Yea I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gonna do it now, I ain't gonna do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See I would do it for you but I'd have to get up
So forget that, lemme just rap
It would take a lot of energy to punch back
Oh, and besides, I gotta walk BB
I'll do it in a little cause I'm tryna watch tv
Oh shit my favorite show just came on
I would cook something but I lost my apron
It's the only reason I've lost a little weight
When I think about moving my body is like wait
Are you sure about this?
You make a good point, plus I got a bag of chhiiiuups
Oh damn, I ate the last one
If I don't eat something soon Imma throw a tantrum
Damn, my place is a mess I gotta clean up
But if I wanna do that I'd have to lean up
Ha, I guess it's staying like this
And I'm still a little pissed about my chips
Yup, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gonna do it now
I ain't gonna do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See I would do it for you but I'd have to get up
Hell yea I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gonna do it now
I ain't gonna do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See I would do it for you but I'd have to get up
"Yo lets go to the club"
You gotta be crazy, man
I'd much rather stay home and do the lazy dance
"What about them hoes?"
Man them chicks can wait
Unless you find a cute one that love to procrastinate ("ok")
Damn, that was a long ass word
Now I'm feeling to tired to take my ass to work
(Cough) I guess I'll call in sick
But my phone way over there
And my fingers to thick to dial with
Plus I don't like my boss so I'll quit
And they ain't give me a raise
And I've been there for two weeks
If they don't like me they can kiss my two cheeks
See, now I'm getting off track
Since I'm always feeling tired
I should take some more napssssss
Damn I dosed off
I would do laundry if I took my clothes off
Yea I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gonna do it now
I ain't gonna do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See I would do it for you but I'd have to get up
Damn right I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gonna do it now
I ain't gonna do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See I would do it for you but I'd have to get up
Uh uh. Uh uh. Uh uh. Uh uh
New dance
Is y'all ready?
Here we go, y'all
Sike, I'm just kidding
Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the, Do the, Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the, do the, do the lazy dance
Or don't do it, fuck it.