The Lazy Anthem

Damn, and I'm tired as fuck!
I only got like 12 hours of sleep last night,
(Sigh) Man, but yo umm.,
Shout out to uhh T-Dub on the beat,
And I was too lazy to make my own,
So like I wouldn't get up and yeah,
but, I mean don't get me wrong,
You know it's not like,

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater,
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later,
I guess you could call me somewhat a procrastinator,
And if somethin' don't add up,
Just pull out the calculator, later,

Oh man, here we go again,
Another damn song featuring one of my friends,
Oh shit, I's s'pposed to pick his ass up,
I'm comfortable as fuck,
Yo homie you outta luck,

Oh well, I guess I'm going solo,
You only live once in this bitch, yolo,
Oh no, I need to get up,
But I'm too damn lazy to move from the chest up,

Wait, I mean from the chest down,
Messed up so many times, I'm starting to lose count,
It's been a week now, I haven't checked my account,
For all I know all the checks I wrote bounced,

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater,
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later,
I guess you could call me somewhat a procrastinator,
And if somethin' don't add up,
Just pull out the calculator, later,

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater,
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later,
I guess you could call me somewhat a procrastinator,
And if somethin' I don't like,
I'll just deal with it later,

Blah blah, blah blah blah,
I would cook fish, but that shit's gotta thaw,
I would eat a frozen but that would hurt my jaw,
And I'm too damn lazy to drive to the hospital,

Wait, what the hell just happened,
I don't give a damn cuz my popcorn's poppin', huh,
And when the microwave beep,
It's gonna sit there 'cause I'll probably be asleep,

Damn, I'm feeling kinda ill,
Yo, I really need to chill,
Everything is getting dark with the dill,
Wait, did I forget to pay my power bill?

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater,
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later,
I guess you could call me somewhat a procrastinator,
And if somethin' don't add up,
Just pull out the calculator, later,

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater,
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later,
I guess you could call me somewhat a procrastinator,
And if somethin' I don't like,
I'll just deal with it later,

Yo, wait hold up, 3 verses?
F-fuck that!
Too lazy for that shit.
Umm.. Yo I, I'll just do like a lil' dance break or somethin',
Yeah yeah, umm..

Yeah, do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance,
do the lazy dance,
do the, do the, do the lazy dance,
do the lazy dance,

Yeah, iight, whate.. Iight that's it, that's it,
We done, I'm done.
Just gonna get some sleep or somethin' umm..
Way too damn hard, umm.. You know it's..
It's pff.. whatever man.

G-Unit.