When you hear I'm a cowboy And I work the trail You assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the worn me down I don't wanna hang just about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I a nice cup of Espresso And I like to read my magazine I my chaps But laughs And say they don't like that of green Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the last sensitive on the range I try to eat a healthy balanced diet But they all eat their brown from the can They all to smoke about 6 packs a day You'd think was the Marlboro man And they like to go to see the opera On Friday when they get paid And they don't me bring in the hanging plants Every time a Native American raid Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range Cowboy sure is different these days.. Why your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in bushwhacks anymore. Besides, all switching to equal-salt produced tofu jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure you're an effective sunblock. Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive on Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range