When you that I'm a cowboy And I work the trail You probably I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the worn me down I don't wanna around I've about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I like a cup of Espresso And I to read my People magazine I co-ordinate my But laughs And say they like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the Well I try to eat a balanced diet But all eat their brown beans from the can all have to smoke about 6 packs a day You'd they was the Marlboro man And they don't like to go to see the On Friday nights when get paid And they don't help me bring in the plants Every time there's a American raid Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive on the range life sure is different these days.. Why brand your cattle when you can use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many good out there? Nobody in bushwhacks anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to equal-salt produced tofu jerkey. And if gonna ride off into the sunset, sure you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last cowboy on the range