When you hear I'm a cowboy And I work the cattle You assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the worn me down I don't wanna hang just about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I like a nice cup of And I like to read my People I my chaps But laughs And say they like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive on the range Well I try to eat a healthy balanced But they all eat brown beans from the can They all have to about 6 packs a day think they was the Marlboro man And don't like to go to see the opera On Friday nights when they get And they don't me bring in the hanging plants Every time there's a Native American Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the last sensitive on the range Cowboy life is different these days.. Why brand your cattle when you can just use psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in bushwhacks anymore. Besides, all switching to equal-salt produced tofu jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure using an effective sunblock. Oh no, true I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on Oh no, true I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range