When you hear that I'm a And I work the cattle You probably assume I'm big and (big and tough) But the trail's me down I don't hang around just about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I a nice cup of Espresso And I like to read my magazine I co-ordinate my But everybody And say they like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the Well I try to eat a healthy diet But all eat their brown beans from the can They all have to about 6 packs a day You'd think they was the man And they like to go to see the opera On Friday nights when get paid And they don't me bring in the hanging plants time there's a Native American raid Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range Cowboy life is different these days.. Why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine Why a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in bushwhacks anymore. Besides, all switching over to equal-salt produced tofu jerkey. And if you're ride off into the sunset, sure you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range