When you hear I'm a cowboy And I work the trail You probably I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me I don't wanna hang just about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I like a cup of Espresso And I like to my People magazine I co-ordinate my But everybody And say they don't like shade of green Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range I try to eat a healthy balanced diet But all eat their brown beans from the can They all have to about 6 packs a day You'd think they was the man And they like to go to see the opera On Friday nights they get paid And they help me bring in the hanging plants Every time there's a American raid Oh no, true I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive on the range Cowboy life is different these days.. Why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine Why have a gunfight there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to equal-salt produced jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off the sunset, make sure you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, it's I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the sensitive cowboy on Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last sensitive on the range