When you that I'm a cowboy And I the cattle trail You assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me I don't wanna around just about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I a nice cup of Espresso And I like to read my magazine I co-ordinate my But laughs And say they like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last sensitive on the range I try to eat a healthy balanced diet But they all eat their brown beans the can They all to smoke about 6 packs a day You'd think was the Marlboro man And don't like to go to see the opera On Friday nights when they get And they don't me bring in the hanging plants Every time a Native American raid Oh no, true I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the sensitive cowboy on the range Cowboy life sure is different days.. Why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine Why have a gunfight when there are so good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to equal-salt produced jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset, make you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, true I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last cowboy on Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the last sensitive on the range