When you hear I'm a cowboy And I the cattle trail You assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the worn me down I don't wanna around I've just had enough (had enough) Ya see, I like a cup of Espresso And I like to read my People I co-ordinate my But laughs And say don't like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on the range Well I try to eat a balanced diet But they all eat brown beans from the can all have to smoke about 6 packs a day You'd think they was the man And they like to go to see the opera On Friday nights when get paid And they don't help me bring in the plants Every time there's a American raid Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last cowboy on the range Cowboy life sure is different days.. Why brand your when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to equal-salt produced jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset, make you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, true I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last sensitive on Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the last sensitive on the range