When you hear I'm a cowboy And I work the cattle You probably assume I'm big and (big and tough) But the worn me down I don't wanna hang I've about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I a nice cup of Espresso And I like to read my People I my chaps But laughs And say they don't like shade of green Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive on the range Well I try to eat a healthy diet But they all eat their brown from the can They all have to smoke about 6 a day think they was the Marlboro man And don't like to go to see the opera On Friday nights they get paid And they don't help me bring in the hanging Every time there's a Native raid Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last sensitive on the range Cowboy sure is different these days.. Why brand your cattle when you can use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to equal-salt produced tofu jerkey. And if gonna ride off the sunset, make sure you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, true I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on the range