Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit"
I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of
While the manager, for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained get the crowds
Knowing if it rained get the crowds

in Greenock, 'the Tall Drole' was known to all
Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in hall
Maidie the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll'
We bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'!

It all like yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, 1935
In the name of the wee man, here Funny Clive
God, it made you to be alive

It's the Laird of here, aye you ken me weil
With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly
Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the
come
To the Aberdeen Beach
single night is fun!

I began as the panto tea boy, became the Scot
Like a sweep on a ladder to very top
for many with my famous character
The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the morose

The comedians that you may see today
Where'd they get talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it from me, I saw them scribbling away
all laughed like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the castle is mast high
Let's all go down to for a wee cup of tea"

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you
The pierrots, they cannae compete
At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen years we've run
And every single night of been fun!
Every single night's been fun!