Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your suit"
I said to my dummy at the Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute
While the manager, praying for rain, watched the £50 grey
in
Knowing if it we'd get the crowds
if it rained we'd get the crowds

Born in Greenock, Tall Drole' was known to all
Worked in the mines and the but ended up in music hall
Maidie played the accordion, she was 'the Doll'
We could bring the hoose doon, nae at a'!

It all seems like yesterday, though you weren't
The Panopticon, the Trongate, 1935
In the name of the wee man, here comes Clive
God, it you glad to be alive

It's the of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil
With ma of characters frae places that are nearly real
Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the
Everybody
To the Beach Pavilion
Every single is fun!

I began as the tea boy, became the canny Scot
a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for many with my famous
The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the minister

The character that you may see today
Where'd get their talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away
They all laughed like at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The at the castle is half mast high
Let's all go to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"

the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet
The pierrots, they cannae compete
At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, bloody years we've run
And every single of it's been fun!
Every single night's been fun!