Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on you in your best suit"
I said to my dummy at the Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute
the manager, praying for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained we'd get the
if it rained we'd get the crowds

Born in Greenock, 'the Tall was known to all
in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall
Maidie played the accordion, she was 'the Doll'
We could bring the doon, nae bother at a'!

It all seems yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, 1935
In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny
God, it made you to be alive

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me
ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real
Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the
Everybody
To the Aberdeen Pavilion
Every night is fun!

I began as the panto tea boy, became the Scot
a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for with my famous character
The I.M. Jolly, the morose minister

The character that you may see today
Where'd they get their for remarkable mimicry?
plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away
They all laughed crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the castle is half high
all go down to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"

It's the of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet
The pierrots, they cannae compete
At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody we've run
And every single night of it's fun!
Every bloody night's been fun!