Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit"
I to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute
While the manager, for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained get the crowds
Knowing if it we'd get the crowds

in Greenock, 'the Tall Drole' was known to all
Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music
Maidie the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll'
We bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'!

It all like yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow
In the name of the wee man, here Funny Clive
God, it made you glad to be

It's the Laird of here, aye you ken me weil
With ma of characters frae places that are nearly real
Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the
Everybody
To the Aberdeen Pavilion
Every night is fun!

I as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot
Like a chimney on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for many with my famous
The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the minister

The comedians that you may see today
they get their talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it from me, I saw them scribbling away
all laughed like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The at the castle is half mast high
Let's all go to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you
The Portobello pierrots, they cannae
At the Aberdeen Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we've run
And every single night of been fun!
Every single bloody night's fun!