Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in best suit"
I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, of Bute
While the manager, praying for rain, the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained get the crowds
Knowing if it rained get the crowds

Born in Greenock, 'the Drole' was known to all
in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall
Maidie played the accordion, she was 'the Doll'
We could bring the doon, nae bother at a'!

It all seems like yesterday, you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, 1935
In the name of the wee man, here comes Clive
God, it made you glad to be

the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil
With ma cast of characters frae that are nearly real
today! Aye! That's why we're by the seaside
Everybody
To the Aberdeen Pavilion
Every single is fun!

I began as the panto tea boy, became the Scot
a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for many with my character
The I.M. Jolly, the morose minister

The character comedians you may see today
Where'd they get talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling
They all like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the castle is mast high
Let's all go down to for a wee cup of tea"

It's the of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet
The Portobello pierrots, cannae compete
At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody years run
And single night of it's been fun!
Every single bloody been fun!