Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit"
I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of
While the manager, for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained we'd get the
Knowing if it rained get the crowds

Born in Greenock, 'the Tall Drole' was to all
Worked in the mines and the but ended up in music hall
Maidie the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll'
We could the hoose doon, nae bother at a'!

It all seems like yesterday, though you weren't
The Panopticon, the Trongate, 1935
In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny
God, it made you glad to be

It's the of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil
With ma of characters frae places that are nearly real
Cold today! Aye! why we're by the seaside
Everybody
To the Aberdeen Pavilion
Every night is fun!

I began as the panto tea boy, became the Scot
Like a chimney on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for many my famous character
The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the morose

The character that you may see today
Where'd get their talent for remarkable mimicry?
plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away
They all laughed like at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the castle is half high
Let's all go to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"

It's the of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet
The Portobello pierrots, they cannae
At the Aberdeen Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we've run
And every single night of been fun!
Every single bloody been fun!