Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on you in your best suit"
I to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute
While the manager, praying for rain, watched the £50 grey
in
Knowing if it rained we'd get the
if it rained we'd get the crowds

Born in Greenock, 'the Drole' was known to all
in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall
Maidie played the accordion, she was Small Doll'
We bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'!

It all like yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow
In the name of the wee man, comes Funny Clive
God, it made you to be alive

the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil
With ma cast of frae places that are nearly real
Cold today! Aye! why we're by the seaside
Everybody
To the Aberdeen Beach
Every single is fun!

I began as the panto tea boy, became the canny
Like a chimney on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for many with my character
The I.M. Jolly, the morose minister

The comedians that you may see today
Where'd get their talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling
all laughed like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the castle is half high
all go down to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, to make you greet
The Portobello pierrots, they cannae
At the Aberdeen Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we've run
And every single night of been fun!
Every single night's been fun!