Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her no clothes on than you in your best suit"
I said to my at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute
While the manager, praying for rain, the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained we'd get the
Knowing if it we'd get the crowds

Born in Greenock, 'the Tall was known to all
Worked in the and the mills but ended up in music hall
played the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll'
We could bring the hoose doon, nae at a'!

It all like yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, 1935
In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny
God, it you glad to be alive

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me
With ma cast of frae places that are nearly real
Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the
come
To the Aberdeen Pavilion
Every single is fun!

I as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot
Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to top
for many with my famous character
The I.M. Jolly, the morose minister

The character that you may see today
Where'd get their talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it came from me, I saw scribbling away
They all like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the castle is half mast
Let's all go to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you
The Portobello pierrots, cannae compete
At the Aberdeen Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we've run
And single night of it's been fun!
Every single bloody been fun!