Luyện nghe bài hát The Laird of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on you in your best suit"
I said to my dummy at the Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute
While the manager, for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds
in
Knowing if it rained get the crowds
Knowing if it rained get the crowds

Born in Greenock, 'the Drole' was known to all
Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in hall
Maidie played the accordion, she was Small Doll'
We bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'!

It all like yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow
In the of the wee man, here comes Funny Clive
God, it you glad to be alive

It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me
With ma of characters frae places that are nearly real
today! Aye! That's why we're by the seaside
Everybody
To the Aberdeen Pavilion
Every night is fun!

I began as the panto tea boy, the canny Scot
Like a chimney sweep on a to very top
Synonymous for many with my famous
The I.M. Jolly, the morose minister

The character comedians that you may see
Where'd they get their for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it from me, I saw them scribbling away
They all laughed crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"

"The flag at the is half mast high
Let's all go down to for a wee cup of tea"

It's the of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet
The Portobello pierrots, they cannae
At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen years we've run
And every single of it's been fun!
single bloody night's been fun!