Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of Boddies and a wine,
We've got to make the Bear's Head closing time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were in a pub,
We us ale and we like us grub,
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
Now we go out shaggin' the night,
We drive around insulting bugger in sight,
and old bag, just the job,
Right lads, lets get wi' gob,
Ogden? He's a fuckin' slob.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the from Macc.
We're the Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we get enough,
We're the Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
We're the Lads from Macc,
Get your gob me knob,
Get your 'round me beef,
Get your 'round me titsies,
Get your 'round me knackers,
Get your 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get your round me knackers.
Alright my
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' 'n' Gravy
me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going fer 'er,
Vivas all covered in rust,
But you fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy
It's all a Lad wants,
'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more.
I pulled a punt the fox 'n' grapes,
A game of an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you your liquor love?"
She "yes I can, always by the ears."
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Tasty cunt,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
all a Macc Lad wants.
I've told you before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
Treat yer like toilets,
The're while you're abusing them,
But toilets follow yer 'round,
When you've finished them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Gerrit yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)