Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of Boddies and a wine,
We've got to the Bear's Head before closing time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were in a pub,
We us ale and we like us grub,
the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the from Macc, alright?
Now before we go out the night,
We around insulting every bugger in sight,
and old bag, just the job,
Right lads, lets get wi' gob,
Ogden? He's a fuckin' slob.
We're the Lads Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads Macc.
We're the Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We us ale, we can't get enough,
the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc,
Get gob 'round me knob,
Get teeth 'round me beef,
Get your lipsies me titsies,
Get your smackers me knackers,
Get gums 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get your smackers me knackers.
my son?
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n' Gravy
Clean me teeth, put on me clobber,
Tonight's the I'm going fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull all covered in rust,
But you can't yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy
all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're go sup some more.
I pulled a down the fox 'n' grapes,
A game of an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you your liquor love?"
She said "yes I can, by the ears."
Beer and sex and and gravy,
birrov cunt,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
It's all a Lad wants.
I've you once before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
Treat yer like toilets,
The're happy you're abusing them,
But toilets don't yer 'round,
you've finished using them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
down yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)