Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of and a barley wine,
We've got to make the Head before closing time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were in a pub,
We like us ale and we us grub,
We're the Macc and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc,
Now we go out shaggin' the night,
We around insulting every bugger in sight,
Hre's and old bag, the job,
lads, lets get ready wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? a fuckin' slob.
We're the from Macc,
We want crack,
We're the Lads Macc.
the Macc Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we get enough,
We're the Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
Get gob 'round me knob,
Get your teeth me beef,
Get lipsies 'round me titsies,
Get your smackers me knackers,
Get your 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get smackers round me knackers.
Alright my
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n'
me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull Vivas all in rust,
But you can't yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n'
all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go sup more.
I pulled a punt the fox 'n' grapes,
A of darts an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you hold your love?"
She "yes I can, always by the ears."
Beer and sex and and gravy,
birrov cunt,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
It's all a Lad wants.
told you once before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
Treat yer women toilets,
happy while you're abusing them,
But toilets don't yer 'round,
When finished using them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Gerrit yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)