Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of and a barley wine,
We've got to make the Bear's Head before time.
We're the Macc Lads, we born in a pub,
We us ale and we like us grub,
We're the Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
Now we go out shaggin' the night,
We drive around insulting bugger in sight,
and old bag, just the job,
Right lads, lets get wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? He's a slob.
We're the from Macc,
We want crack,
We're the Lads Macc.
We're the Macc Lads, we're rough,
We like us ale, we get enough,
We're the Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
Get your gob me knob,
Get teeth 'round me beef,
Get your 'round me titsies,
Get your smackers me knackers,
Get gums 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get your smackers me knackers.
my son?
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc,
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' 'n' Gravy
me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the I'm going fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull all covered in rust,
But you can't fuck yer on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy
It's all a Lad wants,
'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go sup more.
I pulled a down the fox 'n' grapes,
A of darts an' a lot of beer,
I "can you hold your liquor love?"
She said "yes I can, by the ears."
and sex and chips and gravy,
birrov cunt,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
It's all a Lad wants.
told you once before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
yer women like toilets,
The're while you're abusing them,
But toilets follow yer 'round,
When you've finished them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
down yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)