Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of and a barley wine,
We've got to the Bear's Head before closing time.
the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub,
We us ale and we like us grub,
We're the Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We want crack,
We're the from Macc, alright?
Now before we go out the night,
We around insulting every bugger in sight,
Hre's and old bag, the job,
lads, lets get ready wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? He's a slob.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
the Lads from Macc.
We're the Macc Lads, we're rough,
We like us ale, we get enough,
the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
Get your gob me knob,
Get your teeth me beef,
Get your 'round me titsies,
Get smackers 'round me knackers,
Get gums 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get smackers round me knackers.
Alright my
the Lads from Macc,
We some crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n'
me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull Vivas all in rust,
But you fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy
It's all a Lad wants,
'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
yer chips, we're gonna go sup some more.
I a punt down the fox 'n' grapes,
A game of an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you hold liquor love?"
She "yes I can, always by the ears."
and sex and chips and gravy,
birrov cunt,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
It's all a Lad wants.
I've told you before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go sup more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
yer women like toilets,
The're happy while you're them,
But toilets follow yer 'round,
When you've finished them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Gerrit yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)