Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of Boddies and a wine,
We've got to make the Bear's Head closing time.
We're the Lads, we were born in a pub,
We us ale and we like us grub,
We're the Macc and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc,
Now we go out shaggin' the night,
We drive around insulting every in sight,
Hre's and old bag, the job,
Right lads, get ready wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? a fuckin' slob.
We're the from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads Macc.
We're the Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we get enough,
the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
Get gob 'round me knob,
Get your teeth me beef,
Get your 'round me titsies,
Get your smackers me knackers,
Get your 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get your round me knackers.
my son?
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n'
me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the I'm going fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull Vivas all in rust,
But you can't yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n'
all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're go sup some more.
I pulled a down the fox 'n' grapes,
A of darts an' a lot of beer,
I "can you hold your liquor love?"
She "yes I can, always by the ears."
and sex and chips and gravy,
Tasty cunt,
and sex and chips and gravy,
It's all a Lad wants.
told you once before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're go sup some more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
Treat yer like toilets,
The're while you're abusing them,
But toilets follow yer 'round,
When you've using them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Gerrit yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)