Luyện nghe bài hát The Lads From Macc

Ten pints of Boddies and a wine,
We've got to make the Head before closing time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were in a pub,
We like us ale and we us grub,
We're the Macc and we ain't fuckin' puffs.
the Lads from Macc,
We some crack,
We're the Lads Macc, alright?
Now before we go out the night,
We drive around insulting bugger in sight,
and old bag, just the job,
Right lads, get ready wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? He's a slob.
We're the Lads Macc,
We some crack,
the Lads from Macc.
We're the Macc Lads, fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we get enough,
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't puffs.
We're the Lads Macc,
We some crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
Get gob 'round me knob,
Get your 'round me beef,
Get your lipsies me titsies,
Get your 'round me knackers,
Get your 'round me brums,
to me pork,
Get your round me knackers.
my son?
We're the Lads Macc,
We want crack,
the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' 'n' Gravy
Clean me teeth, put on me clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going fer 'er,
Vaxhaull Vivas all in rust,
But you fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy
all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' 'n' gravy,
bit of cunt.
So off the floor,
yer chips, we're gonna go sup some more.
I a punt down the fox 'n' grapes,
A of darts an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you your liquor love?"
She "yes I can, always by the ears."
and sex and chips and gravy,
Tasty cunt,
and sex and chips and gravy,
It's all a Lad wants.
I've told you before,
off the floor,
Finish yer chips, gonna go sup some more...
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
Beer and sex and and gravy.
Treat yer women toilets,
The're happy while abusing them,
But toilets follow yer 'round,
When finished using them
One two four,
Beer and sex and and gravy,
and sex and chips and gravy,
Gerrit yer necks.
an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)