Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children quiet down, down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute for the day
His name is Mr.
Children quiet please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah, look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) yarn Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)