Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute for the day
His name is Mr.
Children quiet please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there boys and girls
Today we're to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
And even if they escaped and got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah, look the McDonald's Arches
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)