Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi little boys and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they escaped and got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back
Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the McDonald's
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal
And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So they're at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)