Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
Today we're gonna to how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
And even if they and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off
But Bob knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah, look the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)