Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His starts tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)