Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
Today gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If ever offers it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah, look the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today, is
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you to see some dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)