Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out with (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
Today we're to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
And even if they and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his roll back in his skull
His back tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
among young people today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
Cause it comes from a dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing along (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)