Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there boys and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah, like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
along children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)