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And everyone get along,
OK children down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
Today we're to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve-year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
And if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off
But Bob wouldn't it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah, look the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)