Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute for the day
His name is Mr.
Children quiet down
don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
And if they escaped and they got the cops
The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the humongous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off,
Bag it up, and you put it in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And sometimes you see that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)