Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
Today we're gonna to how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really else to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back
Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah, look like the Arches
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you start to see dumb stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)