Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi little boys and girls
we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if they and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And decides to try five, when he's by five guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah, look the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)