Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot
And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone does (uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back
Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the McDonald's
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the humongous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And sometimes you see things aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, cause be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)