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And should get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little and girls
Today we're to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's by five guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the McDonald's
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And everything down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)