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And should get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
Today we're gonna to learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot
And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they escaped and got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob wouldn't it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone does (uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If ever offers it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some friends at a party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his roll back in his skull
His back tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And last but not least, one of the humongous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em..
And you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair
(Mr. what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)