Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute for the day
His name is Mr.
Children down please
don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi little boys and girls
we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you ain't it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And sometimes you see that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) yarn Claire
Women 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South is gonna sue me!)
So do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)