Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little and girls
Today we're gonna to how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
And if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And peer will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah, like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) yarn Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)