Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
Today we're to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
And even if they escaped and got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But since the day Stacey went off to wander
never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone does (uh-huh)
Then there's really else to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it
Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah, look the McDonald's Arches
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair
(Mr. what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
along children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)