Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
Today gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's by five guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal
And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
along children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)