Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children quiet down, down
Children I'd to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if they and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her, and Bob still at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone does (uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back
Zach, twenty-one years old
After out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah, look like the McDonald's
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So they're at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's Claire
Women 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
Cause it from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)