Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
Today we're gonna to learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back
Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And decides to try five, when he's by five guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause bad for you

And last but not least, one of the humongous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)