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And should get along,
OK children quiet down, down
Children I'd like to our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
quiet down please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there boys and girls
Today gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her
But ever since the day went off to wander
They never her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else (uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll back in his
His starts tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
along children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)