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And everyone get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with (he's got aids!)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
Today we're to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But since the day Stacey went off to wander
never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your
Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And decides to try five, when he's by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyper-drive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah, like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the humongous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off,
Bag it up, and you put it in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you to see some dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
Cause it comes a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)