Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And everyone get along,
OK children quiet down, quiet
I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob wouldn't it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the humongous
Problems among young people today, is
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya gets, all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
along children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)