Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to our new substitute teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off
But Bob knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your
Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the McDonald's
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in mouth and chew it
Yum yum! you start to see some dumb stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South is gonna sue me!)
So don't do (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So there'll be for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, up, right now)