Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you been hypnotized before?
Gary phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. so smoking is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. how long have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and me.

fart]
Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. that's it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three in succession]
phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, sinking, [medium fart]
Gary oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing us -- [several farts]
phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. hang on just a second here. let me just step out a second here.
Gary phelps: be good.
Dr. all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that that was you.
Gary phelps: that me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just kick this habit.
Dr. down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary phelps: was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to back up, up one to five,
Gary ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a one there. that was a nice out..
Gary phelps: was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're coming [fart]
phelps: what was that?
Dr. that was three.
Gary it didn't sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
phelps: no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary [bursts into laughter]
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the open as you leave. [fart]
phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.

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