Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been before?
phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

fart]
Gary [noticing fart sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting from five, I just want y
Relax, and just of nothing.
farts in succession]
Gary phelps: are you keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of except being comfortabl
bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- [several
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, relax [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just out a second here.
Gary phelps: be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
phelps: [trying hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that that was you.
Gary phelps: wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not about anything else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all and here we go. ze
E're out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary phelps: was not nice.
Dr. here we go, and, we're coming right [fart]
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't sound three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door as you leave. [fart]
phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.

[typing resumes and fart is heard]