Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam sandler and

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been before?
Gary phelps: no, I haven't. I'm quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

fart]
Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. that's it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and just of nothing.
[three in succession]
phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- [several
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a here.
Gary phelps: be good.
Dr. all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
phelps: jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying hard not to
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that that was you.
Gary that wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything else that's down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep --
Gary I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary phelps: was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to back up, up one to five,
phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I a good one there. that was a nice out..
phelps: that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're right [fart]
phelps: what was that?
Dr. stewart: was three.
phelps: it didn't sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door open as you leave.
Gary phelps: ok, you, doctor.

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