Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you been hypnotized before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked,
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

[bigger
phelps: [noticing fart sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
farts in succession]
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. hang on just a second here. let me just step out a second here.
Gary phelps: be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. no, no, that time that was you.
Gary phelps: wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything else that's going --
phelps: ok, I've just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty"
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
phelps: that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. was a nice out..
phelps: that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, coming right [fart]
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't sound three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary [bursts into laughter]
Dr. stewart: [fart] please the door open as you leave. [fart]
phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.

[typing and another fart is heard]