Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

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Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever hypnotized before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked,
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

[bigger
Gary [noticing fart sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
phelps: that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three in succession]
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- [several
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], we're now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a here.
Gary phelps: be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, relaxing,
[fart in the
phelps: jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary phelps: hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that time was you.
Gary phelps: wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all and here we go. ze
E're out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a one there. that was a nice out..
phelps: that was not nice.
Dr. here we go, and, we're coming right [fart]
phelps: what was that?
Dr. stewart: was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
phelps: [bursts into laughter]
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door as you leave. [fart]
phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.

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