Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever hypnotized before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this cigarette thing...
Dr. so smoking is your problem?
phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked,
Gary uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

[bigger
phelps: [noticing fart sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three farts in
phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, bothers us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough concentrating --
Dr. stewart: here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], relaxing now --
Gary okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a here.
phelps: that'd be good.
Dr. all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary phelps: hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. no, no, that time that was you.
Gary phelps: that me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, breath --
phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a one there. that was a nice out..
phelps: that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're coming right
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. stewart: was three.
phelps: it didn't sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a
Gary no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door open as you leave.
Gary phelps: ok, you, doctor.

resumes and another fart is heard]