Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been before?
Gary phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this cigarette thing...
Dr. so smoking is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, feel comfortable and trust me.

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Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
farts in succession]
Gary are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just out a second here.
Gary that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, relaxing,
[fart in the
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
Gary phelps: hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, you.
Dr. that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that time was you.
Gary that wasn't me!

Dr. we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything that's going down --
phelps: ok, I've just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary phelps:
Dr. all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a out..
Gary that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, coming right [fart]
Gary what was that?
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] leave the door open as you leave. [fart]
Gary phelps: ok, you, doctor.

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