Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

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Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been before?
phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

[bigger
Gary [noticing fart sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three in succession]
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- farts]
Gary uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], relaxing now --
Gary phelps: -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: on just a second here. let me just step out a second here.
phelps: that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying hard not to
Dr. okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that that was you.
Gary that wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything else that's down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just gotta kick habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary phelps: was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary what?
Dr. all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're right [fart]
phelps: what was that?
Dr. stewart: was three.
Gary phelps: it sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary phelps: into laughter]
Dr. [fart] please leave the door open as you leave. [fart]
Gary ok, thank you, doctor.

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