Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you been hypnotized before?
phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

fart]
Gary phelps: [noticing sound] uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three in succession]
Gary are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, fart]
phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, it, just relax [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a here.
Gary that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, relaxing,
[fart in the
phelps: jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. in deep, letting out. [

Gary sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one fart], and we're coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. no, no, that time that was you.
phelps: that wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're with the smoking, and, um
's not worry anything else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
phelps: that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. was a nice out..
Gary phelps: was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're right [fart]
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] please the door open as you leave. [fart]
Gary ok, thank you, doctor.

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