Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

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Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you been hypnotized before?
Gary phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. so smoking is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

[bigger
Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. stewart: it.
phelps: that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three farts in
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, fart]
phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on a second here. let me just step out a second here.
phelps: that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
[fart in the
phelps: jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying hard not to
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that time was you.
phelps: that wasn't me!

Dr. we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not about anything else that's going down --
Gary ok, I've just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary that was not nice.
Dr. here we go, and, we're coming right [fart]
phelps: what was that?
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't sound three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you a cigarette?
phelps: no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary phelps: into laughter]
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door open as you leave.
phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.

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