Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been before?
Gary phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. so smoking is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked,
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, feel comfortable and trust me.

fart]
Gary phelps: fart sound] uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and just of nothing.
[three farts in
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep that, or...?
Dr. stewart: just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, it, just relax [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a irritating --
Dr. hang on just a second here. let me just step out a second here.
Gary that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, relaxing, still relaxing,
[fart in the
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary [trying hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that time was you.
Gary phelps: wasn't me!

Dr. we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry anything else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just gotta this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty"
Gary oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary phelps: that was not me, sir! I'm you!
Dr. that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary phelps: was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're coming right
Gary phelps: was that?
Dr. that was three.
phelps: it didn't sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
phelps: no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts laughter]
Dr. [fart] please leave the door open as you leave. [fart]
Gary phelps: ok, you, doctor.

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