Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam sandler and

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you been hypnotized before?
Gary phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you referred to me by anyone...?
phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just comfortable and trust me.

fart]
Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count from five
Ro --
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and just of nothing.
[three in succession]
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, bothers us -- [several farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough concentrating --
Dr. stewart: here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, relax [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just out a second here.
phelps: that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
Gary phelps: hard not to laugh]
Dr. okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, time that was you.
Gary phelps: that me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry anything else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
Gary phelps: that was not me, sir! I'm you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary what?
Dr. all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count back up, up one to five,
phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a out..
phelps: that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, coming right [fart]
phelps: what was that?
Dr. stewart: was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't sound three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
phelps: no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts laughter]
Dr. [fart] please leave the door open as you leave. [fart]
Gary ok, thank you, doctor.

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