Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked,
Gary phelps: uh, I when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel and trust me.

[bigger
Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary o-kay....
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three farts in
Gary phelps: are you gonna doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- farts]
Gary uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], we're now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on a second here. let me just step out a second here.
Gary that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
phelps: [trying hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, time that was you.
Gary that wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything else that's down --
Gary phelps: ok, just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting -- that was not me --
phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
phelps: that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary that was not nice.
Dr. here we go, and, we're coming right [fart]
Gary what was that?
Dr. stewart: was three.
phelps: it didn't sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door as you leave. [fart]
Gary ok, thank you, doctor.

resumes and another fart is heard]