Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever hypnotized before?
phelps: no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is your
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked,
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and me.

[bigger
Gary phelps: fart sound] uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
farts in succession]
Gary phelps: are you keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- [several
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just relax [fart], relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a here. let me just step out a second here.
phelps: that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, relaxing, still relaxing,
[fart in the
phelps: jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
phelps: [trying hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. no, no, that time that was you.
Gary phelps: that me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about else that's going down --
Gary ok, I've just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
Gary phelps: was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're coming [fart]
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts laughter]
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the open as you leave. [fart]
Gary phelps: ok, you, doctor.

[typing resumes and fart is heard]