Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by sandler and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever hypnotized before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?
Gary to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. so smoking is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how have you smoked, gary?
Gary uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

[bigger
phelps: [noticing fart sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
farts in succession]
Gary phelps: are you keep doing that, or...?
Dr. hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- [several
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, it, just relax [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- it's a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a here. let me just step out a second here.
phelps: that'd be good.
Dr. all right, and we're relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
Gary phelps: [trying not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one fart], and we're coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that time was you.
phelps: that wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about else that's going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long
phelps: oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary phelps:
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a out..
Gary phelps: was not nice.
Dr. here we go, and, we're coming right [fart]
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. that was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't sound three.
Dr. three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
phelps: no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary [bursts into laughter]
Dr. stewart: please leave the door open as you leave. [fart]
phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.

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