The history of Tenacious D

this is a song called the history of tenacious d
and its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past,
but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!
we ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil's plain
we've walked with Jesus and his cross
he did not die in vain No!

we've run with wolves
we've climbed K2 even stopped a moving train
we've traveled through space and time my friends to rock this house again
Rock!

we ride we ride and we'll never subside
we'll ride till the planets collide
and if you say that we do not ride,
I'll turn your fucking hide
RIDE!

Kyle's fingers be silver
Jack's voice then be gold
both lest you think we're vain!