Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy County
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth gonna mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta about eight or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw gettin' so dang mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's dress
But in the end got me back you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they pinned me down on the auction
And my Skoal away
And the town still hates to talk
The mess that was that day

When I said hush your mouth, nobody's mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst County auction ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a little on a lady's white
Shoulda my dip, swallowed my pride
just went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music function
I just heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I take a song and make it all mine
Like I did so times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil about a mile a minute
Till I had his all written down
And I knew I went and did it
When the police came and my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE song and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
should have messed with his copyright

I told the I had writers block but he hauled my butt away
And now it too much to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
So I it once stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!