Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My told me that I should spit with caution
Or we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you know I really don't if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County they've ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a little on a white dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all a dip and spit on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still to talk about
The mess that was that day

I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction they've had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music City
Where I just heard a song that I had to out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I take a song and make it mine all
I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye

I had my two pencil going about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all written
And I knew I went and did it
When the police and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so times with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE that and I must confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I stole day

I said
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!