Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy County
The sign said no where we sat
My told me that I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said hush your mouth gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Then, I've never seen get so mad
From a bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
just went and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine more
Until I pulled can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to with the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw people so dang mad
County auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white
But in the end they got me you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still hates to talk
The mess that was that day

I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst County auction ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must
I even got a little on a lady's white
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I just heard a that I had to howl out
My told my to proceed with caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I take a song and it mine all mine
I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye

I had my two pencil going about a mile a minute
I had his ideas all written down
And I knew I went and did it
When the police came and my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE song and I must confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should have messed with his

I told the judge I had writers but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I that day

When I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!