Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the County auction
The sign said no where we sat
My wife told me that I should with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, I've never seen get so mad
From a bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black
Shoulda just and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you know I don't care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of
Well I've never saw people gettin' so mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they pinned me on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the town still hates to talk
The mess was made that day

I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I just heard a song that I had to out
My told my to proceed with caution
Or I'd make a lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with old Tim
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a mile a
Till I had his ideas all down
And I knew I really and did it
When the police and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I it once stole it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the I stole that day

I said
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!