Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we down to the Grundy County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should with caution
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth gonna mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never anyone get so mad
From a little bit of on his John Deere hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta been about or nine more minutes
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the of y'all
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the block
And took my away
And the town hates to talk about
The mess that was that day

I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so mad
The worst County auction they've had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I just heard a song that I had to out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I take a song and make it mine all
Like I did so times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
I stole it once stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his goodbye

I had my number two pencil going a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I knew I went and did it
When the police came and my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE that song and I confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
should have messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I that day

I said
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
So I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!