Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI) New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Designee. New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Designee
Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.
Well, we went to the Grundy County auction The sign said no where we sat My wife told me I should spit with caution Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat
And I said hush your mouth gonna mind If I pack my lip and the sign 'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all Then, never seen anyone get so mad From a little bit of on his John Deere hat But I spit on him once, on him twice Skoal on the feller in the second row Well he turned around and broke my nose I got a big fat lip, two black Shoulda just went and dipped
Well, it musta been eight or nine more minutes Until I that can of Skoal back out And I knew when I put my in it That I'd just spit it out amongst the ...Look out!
And you know I really care if anybody minds A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime So do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad Worst County they've ever had 'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice Skoal on the people, well I must confess I even got a little on a lady's dress But in the end they got me you see They all took a dip and on me
Well, they pinned me on the auction block And took my away And the still hates to talk about The mess was made that day
When I said hush your mouth, nobody's mind If I pack my lip and ignore the 'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all Well, I've never saw people gettin' so mad The worst County auction they've had 'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess I even got a little on a white dress Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.
Whew!
Boy, was horrible!
Well I down to a Music City function Where I heard a song that I had to howl out My told my to proceed with caution Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad
And I Hey John Montgomery won't mind If I take a and make it mine all mine Like I did so many with old Tim McGraw's I never heard anything sound so fine Mind if I one or two of your lines Well I stole it once stole it I STOLE it from a on Music Row Well he just moved to and he didn't know ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI So he might as well his song goodbye
I had my number two pencil going about a a minute Till I had his ideas all down And I I really went and did it When the police came and my butt downtown
And I Hey John Michael Montgomery mind If I steal a song and make it mine all Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's Yeah I never heard sound so fine if I borrow one or two of your lines Well I stole it once it twice I that song and I must confess When I went to court I no contest Got a big fat lip and two black Never have messed with his copyright
I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my away And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day
When I Hey John Michael Montgomery mind If I a song and make it mine all mine Like I did so many times with Tim Yeah I never anything sound so fine Mind if I borrow one or two of lines So I stole it once it twice I STOLE it a writer on Music Row Well he just moved to and he didn't know ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI So he might as well his song goodbye (GASP) EYE
WHEE!!!!