Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Then, I've seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit on the feller in the second row
Well he around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine more
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you know I don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the of y'all
Well I've never saw gettin' so dang mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must
I even got a little on a white dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town hates to talk about
The that was made that day

When I said hush your mouth, gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music function
Where I just heard a that I had to howl out
My told my to proceed with caution
Or I'd make a lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I take a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I I really went and did it
When the came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE that and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should have with his copyright

I told the judge I had block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I that day

I said
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
I did so many times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
So I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!