Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Designee

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no where we sat
My wife told me I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth gonna mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black
Shoulda just went and dipped

Well, it musta been eight or nine more minutes
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they pinned me on the auction block
And took my away
And the still hates to talk about
The mess was made that day

When I said hush your mouth, nobody's mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so mad
The worst County auction they've had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I heard a song that I had to howl out
My told my to proceed with caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I take a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many with old Tim McGraw's
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I I really went and did it
When the police came and my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never have messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my away
And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!