Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we down to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said hush your nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, never seen anyone get so mad
a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta been about eight or more minutes
I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't care if anybody
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the of y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so mad
County auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
But in the end got me back you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the auction
And took my away
And the town still hates to about
The mess that was made day

When I said hush your mouth, gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst County they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I just a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to with caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I take a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with old Tim
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I I really went and did it
the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
should have messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
So I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!