Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with
Or we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth nobody's mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, I've seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped

Well, it musta been about eight or more minutes
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
They all a dip and spit on me

Well, pinned me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still to talk about
The mess that was that day

When I said hush your mouth, gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music City
I just heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to with caution
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I take a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a a minute
Till I had his ideas all written
And I I really went and did it
When the came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE that and I must confess
When I to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
I did so many times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
So I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!