Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy County
The sign said no where we sat
My wife told me I should spit with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, I've never seen get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the row
he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped

Well, it musta been eight or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of Skoal out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd just spit it out the crowd
...Look out!

And you I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck the rest of y'all
Well never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they pinned me down on the auction
And my Skoal away
And the town still hates to about
The mess that was made day

When I hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
just went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
I just heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I take a song and make it mine all
I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a mile a
Till I had his all written down
And I knew I went and did it
the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I steal a song and make it all mine
I did so many times with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it stole it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day

I said
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
So I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!