Luyện nghe bài hát The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer we sat
My wife told me that I should with caution
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth nobody's mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, never seen anyone get so mad
a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit Skoal on the feller in the row
Well he turned and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped

Well, it been about eight or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you know I don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the of y'all
Well never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must
I got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the block
And took my away
And the still hates to talk about
The mess that was made day

When I said hush your mouth, gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Well, never saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County they've ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a City function
Where I just heard a song I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with old Tim
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
I stole it once stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a mile a
Till I had his ideas all written
And I knew I went and did it
When the police came and hauled my downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I that song and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should have messed with his

I told the judge I had writers block but he my butt away
And now it too much to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
So I stole it stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!