The Greatest Gift

Another year over.
Where do they go to?
It's a mystery.

Now it's December.
So much to remember
Before Christmas Eve.

I'm already late,
And my train is delayed,
Disruption on the line.

I race into work,
And the place is berserk,
Yes, it's Christmas time.

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family.
But right now,
I don't have time to breathe.

The streets are chaotic,
The shops idiotic,
There's a queue for the queue.

A granny's takin' her time,
At the front of the line..

(Granny speaks: 91.. 92..)

There's a party at work,
And the manager's twerkin' inappropriately.

To top off the day,
Another train is delayed,
It's a catastrophe.

(Couple sing: Christmas time is here)

I'd like to spend the time,
With the ones I love so dear.

I'm trying to find the greatest gift
I can give my family.
I don't have time,
There's only one of me.

Tell me how do people do it all?
I'll never get it done.
If only there was a way to be
In two places at once.

(James speaks: Wait, that gives me an idea!)

If I wasn't alone,
What if I had a clone?
I could do so much more.

It would all be a breeze,
With a couple more me's
I'd have time galore.

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family.
The greatest gift I can give is me.

Now I can meet with the boss,
And empty out my inbox,
All simultaneously.

Leaving me time to spend
With my family and friends,
Where I wanna be.

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family.
The greatest gift that I can give is me.

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family.
The greatest gift that I can give is me.

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family.
The greatest gift that I can give,
The greatest gift the I can give..

(Dog tries: The greatest gift the I can give.)

Is, me!