thank u, jeff

We first saw him in The Fly, but his face was grotesque.
Then he won independence, from an alien menace.
And in Thor Ragnarok, his performance was classic,
but who could forget that heartthrob doctor,
that he played in Jurassic

He taught me love.
He taught me patience.
He taught me pain

He's our silver fox, with black thick-rimmed glasses,
the way that he talks, will charm off your asses,

and for that I say
Thank you...Jeff.
Thank you...Jeff,
Thank you...Jeff,
he's so freaking scared of that T-Rex

He does more than just act.
He plays a mean jazz piano.
And when he tickles those keys,
I just don't understand bro.
I've interviewed a lot of celebs,
forget the rest.
Cuz I think Jeff Goldblum is my favorite guest.

He kills every scene, his skills are exacting,
there's no better man, in character acting.
He's over 6 feet, he's the complete package.
Look at him here, in this leather jacket

and for that I say
Thank you...Jeff.
Thank you...Jeff,
Thank you...Jeff,
You can bet that he has a tons of sex

Thank you...Jeff.
Thank you...Jeff,
Thank you...Jeff,
I'm so freaking grateful for my Jeff