Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your life's been one long of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To to be involved in it
But the alternative Who how we'd be forced to live? When worlds collide, when collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And dares to it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than what you call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
Your do not satisfy witnesses who'll testify And though drumgoole is thin of worth a try, she's worth a try
Though nature was not Her breasts are not as Yet still would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law week evolving even as we speak Any may, at her discretion Have her of losers
Since the breed has dropped so in We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite fancy this We've got more losers
I've seen all I need to see I've fallen for their And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be here with the of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I no money And the chips are down You'll be around this finger here I said that I was in love with you I never said I was not, my dear
Why must this girl have How quickly he the sting For though she feigns to him She is except to tease him Don't we haven't noticed
have a shower And allow her She seems amused you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can your friends Just keep the one nuts for tits restrained!
My long memory Is not it should be Some tiny spark of Helps me find the proper to say Your smell of You filthy, lying Is just about to me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And are now superfluous I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over here with that law up everybody
I've the law book in front of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting shack together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his There's a pact with me he break So the rest of you go rot This one will stay here me
worlds collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When worlds collide, when collide
When worlds collide, friend of us Is to be a succubus Cruel fate is not our side When worlds collide, when collide
Connie! connie! This urgent is just in from parliament don't just stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think going to like this "must clear the old regime' The residue be destroyed As of 9:00 o'clock Contracts men are null and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so further delay I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the least of us May get to the feast with us For now we four are man and 'til worlds collide, 'til collide men and bride!