Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your life's been one long of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To to be involved in it
But the alternative Who knows how we'd be to live? When worlds collide, when collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the chivalrous performs the frivolous And to make it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than what you call "love" off him, that one's mine!
Your favors do not I've witnesses who'll And though drumgoole is thin of worth a try, she's worth a try
Though was not generous Her breasts are not as Yet still they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law week Still even as we speak Any woman may, at her Have her of losers
Since the has dropped so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite this selection We've got lots losers
I've all that I need to see fallen for their flattery And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be here with the of us For these, they shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I no money And when the chips are be back around this finger here I never that I was in love with you I never said I was not, my dear
Why must this girl have How quickly he the sting For though she feigns to him She is talentless to tease him think we haven't noticed
We'll a shower And allow her She seems amused you It's so to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring friends Just keep the one who's nuts for restrained!
My long term Is not it should be tiny spark of love Helps me find the proper to say Your of money You filthy, lying Is just to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And are now superfluous I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get here with that law book up everybody
I've the law book in front of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting adults shack connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his There's a pact with me he break So the rest of you go rot This one will here with me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When worlds collide, when worlds
When worlds collide, friend of us Is forced to be a fate is not upon our side When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! urgent telegram is just in from parliament Well don't stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're to like this "must clear the old regime' The residue must be As of 9:00 today Contracts with men are and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so without delay I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the least of us May get to share the with us For now we are man and bride worlds collide, 'til worlds collide men and bride!