Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your been one long pile of shit I must be nuts, at a bit To want to be in it
But given the Who knows how we'd be to live? When collide, when worlds collide? With you, drumgoole, at my And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And to make it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than you peons call "love" Hands off him, one's mine!
favors do not satisfy I've who'll testify And though is thin of thigh She's worth a try, worth a try
Though was not generous Her breasts are not as Yet they would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law this evolving even as we speak Any woman may, at her Have her pick of
the breed has dropped so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite this selection got lots more losers
I've seen all that I to see I've for their flattery And so we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be here the best of us For these, shall be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I no money And the chips are down You'll be back this finger here I never said that I was in love you I never that I was not, my dear
Why must this have everything? How he forgets the sting For she feigns to please him She is talentless to tease him Don't we haven't noticed
We'll have a And I'll her She seems with you It's so to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring friends Just keep the one who's for tits restrained!
My long memory Is not what it be Some tiny of love Helps me find the words to say smell of money You filthy, lying Is just about to me puke! Go go away! It's time to us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And are now superfluous I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get over here with that law Listen up
I've the law book right in of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting adults together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and his cake a pact with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot This one stay here with me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When collide, when worlds collide
worlds collide, this friend of us Is to be a succubus fate is not upon our side When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! This telegram is just in from parliament Well just stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're to like this "must the old regime' away The residue must be As of o'clock today Contracts men are null and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so without delay I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the least of us May get to the feast with us For now we four are man and 'til worlds collide, 'til worlds men and bride!