Drumgoole, my dear, I admit life's been one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But the alternative Who knows how be forced to live? When collide, when worlds collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And to make it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
That one's mine, my concubine He'll get out of me what you peons call "love" Hands off him, one's mine!
Your do not satisfy I've who'll testify And drumgoole is thin of thigh She's worth a try, she's a try
nature was not generous Her are not as pendulous Yet still they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law this Still even as we speak Any may, at her discretion her pick of losers
Since the breed has dropped so in We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite this selection We've got more losers
seen all that I need to see I've for their flattery And so we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be here the best of us For these, they shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I smell no And when the are down You'll be back around this finger I never that I was in love with you I said that I was not, my dear
Why must this have everything? How he forgets the sting For though she to please him She is talentless except to him Don't think we noticed
We'll have a And I'll her She seems with you It's so hard to keep her all go "nudies" And you can bring friends Just keep the one nuts for tits restrained!
My term memory Is not it should be Some tiny of love Helps me the proper words to say Your of money You filthy, bitch Is about to make me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And are now superfluous I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get here with that law book up everybody
I've the law book in front of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting adults together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his There's a pact with me he cannot So the of you go rot forever one will stay here with me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our not-yet-happy-home worlds collide, when worlds collide
When worlds collide, this of us Is forced to be a Cruel fate is not our side When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in from don't just stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're to like this "must clear the old regime' The residue be destroyed As of o'clock today with men are null and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so without further I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the of us May get to share the feast us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, 'til worlds men and bride!