Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your life's one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But given the Who knows how we'd be forced to When worlds collide, when worlds With you, drumgoole, at my And at my side! And at my side!
worlds colliding in on us Drumgoole be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole performs the And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
That one's mine, my concubine get more out of me Than you peons call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
Your do not satisfy I've who'll testify And though is thin of thigh She's worth a try, she's a try
Though was not generous Her are not as pendulous Yet still would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now to the law this week Still evolving even as we Any woman may, at her Have her pick of
Since the breed has so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite this selection We've got more losers
I've seen all I need to see I've fallen for their And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be here the best of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I smell no And when the chips are You'll be back around this finger I said that I was in love with you I never said I was not, my dear
Why must this girl everything? How quickly he the sting For though she to please him She is talentless to tease him Don't think we haven't
have a shower And allow her She seems with you It's so hard to her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring friends Just the one who's nuts for tits restrained!
My term memory Is not it should be Some tiny spark of Helps me find the proper to say Your smell of You filthy, lying Is about to make me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And vows are now I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get over here with law book Listen up
I've the law right in front of me Article sixteen thirty-three "when consenting adults shack connected legally"
Though he to eat and have his cake There's a with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot one will stay here with me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When collide, when worlds collide
When collide, this friend of us Is forced to be a Cruel fate is not our side When worlds collide, when worlds
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in from Well don't just stand there, let's gloat it Aw oh, I don't think you're to like this "must the old regime' away The must be destroyed As of 9:00 o'clock with men are null and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so further delay I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the least of us May get to share the with us For now we four are man and 'til worlds collide, 'til collide men and bride!