Drumgoole, my dear, I must Your been one long pile of shit I must be nuts, at a bit To want to be in it
But given the Who knows how we'd be to live? When collide, when worlds collide? With you, drumgoole, at my And at my side! And at my side!
With colliding in on us Drumgoole must be Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than you peons call "love" Hands off him, one's mine!
Your do not satisfy I've witnesses who'll And though drumgoole is of thigh She's a try, she's worth a try
Though was not generous Her breasts are not as Yet still would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now to the law this week Still evolving even as we Any woman may, at her her pick of losers
Since the breed has so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite this selection We've got lots losers
seen all that I need to see I've fallen for flattery And so we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be with the best of us For these, shall be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I smell no And the chips are down You'll be around this finger here I never that I was in love with you I said that I was not, my dear
Why must this have everything? How quickly he the sting For though she feigns to him She is talentless except to him Don't think we haven't
We'll a shower And I'll her She seems amused you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring friends Just the one who's nuts for tits restrained!
My term memory Is not what it be Some spark of love me find the proper words to say Your of money You filthy, lying Is just to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And vows are now I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over here with that law Listen up
the law book right in front of me Article dash thirty-three "when adults shack together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and his cake a pact with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot This one will stay here me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When collide, when worlds collide
worlds collide, this friend of us Is to be a succubus fate is not upon our side When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is in from parliament Well don't just stand there, gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think going to like this "must the old regime' away The residue must be As of 9:00 o'clock Contracts with men are and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so without further I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the least of us May get to the feast with us For now we four are man and 'til worlds collide, 'til worlds men and bride!