Drumgoole, my dear, I must Your life's been one long pile of I be nuts, at least a bit To to be involved in it
But given the Who how we'd be forced to live? When worlds collide, when collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With colliding in on us Drumgoole be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And to make it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than you peons call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
Your favors do not I've witnesses testify And though is thin of thigh She's a try, she's worth a try
Though was not generous Her are not as pendulous Yet still they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law this Still even as we speak Any woman may, at her her pick of losers
Since the has dropped so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite this selection We've got more losers
I've seen all that I to see I've fallen for flattery And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be with the best of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I smell no And when the are down You'll be back around this finger I said that I was in love with you I never said that I was not, my
Why must this girl everything? How he forgets the sting For she feigns to please him She is talentless except to him think we haven't noticed
We'll a shower And allow her She seems with you It's so hard to keep her all go "nudies" And you can your friends Just keep the one who's nuts for restrained!
My long memory Is not what it be Some spark of love Helps me find the words to say Your of money You filthy, bitch Is just to make me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And vows are now I just declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get over here that law book up everybody
I've the law book right in of me Article dash thirty-three "when consenting adults shack They're legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his There's a pact me he cannot break So the of you go rot forever This one stay here with me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When worlds collide, when worlds
When collide, this friend of us Is to be a succubus Cruel fate is not our side When worlds collide, when worlds
Connie! connie! This telegram is just in from parliament Well don't just stand there, let's gloat it Aw oh, I don't think you're going to this "must clear the old regime' The residue must be As of o'clock today Contracts men are null and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so further delay I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the least of us May get to the feast with us For now we are man and bride worlds collide, 'til worlds collide men and bride!