Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your life's one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To to be involved in it
But given the Who knows how we'd be forced to When worlds collide, worlds collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
That one's mine, he's my get more out of me Than what you call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
Your do not satisfy I've witnesses testify And though drumgoole is of thigh worth a try, she's worth a try
Though was not generous Her are not as pendulous Yet they would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law week Still even as we speak Any may, at her discretion her pick of losers
Since the breed has so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite fancy this We've got lots losers
seen all that I need to see I've for their flattery And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be here with the of us For these, they shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I no money And the chips are down You'll be back around this here I never said that I was in love you I never said I was not, my dear
Why must girl have everything? How quickly he forgets the For though she to please him She is talentless except to him Don't we haven't noticed
We'll a shower And allow her She seems amused you It's so hard to keep her all go "nudies" And you can bring your Just keep the one nuts for tits restrained!
My long term Is not what it be Some tiny of love me find the proper words to say Your smell of You filthy, lying Is about to make me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And are now superfluous I just declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over with that law book up everybody
I've the law book right in of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting adults together They're legally"
he wants to eat and have his cake There's a pact with me he cannot So the of you go rot forever This one will stay with me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When collide, when worlds collide
worlds collide, this friend of us Is forced to be a Cruel fate is not our side When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! urgent telegram is just in from parliament Well don't just there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're going to this "must clear the old away The residue must be As of 9:00 today Contracts with men are and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so further delay I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the least of us May get to share the with us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, 'til collide men and bride!