Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your life's one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But the alternative Who how we'd be forced to live? When worlds collide, worlds collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the Drumgoole the frivolous And to make it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
That one's mine, my concubine He'll get out of me Than what you call "love" Hands off him, one's mine!
Your do not satisfy witnesses who'll testify And though is thin of thigh worth a try, she's worth a try
Though nature was not Her are not as pendulous Yet still would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law this Still even as we speak Any woman may, at her her pick of losers
Since the breed has so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite fancy this We've got more losers
seen all that I need to see I've fallen for their And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be here the best of us For these, they shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I no money And the chips are down You'll be around this finger here I never said I was in love with you I never that I was not, my dear
Why this girl have everything? How quickly he forgets the For though she feigns to him She is talentless except to him Don't we haven't noticed
We'll a shower And allow her She amused with you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring your Just keep the one who's for tits restrained!
My long memory Is not it should be Some tiny spark of Helps me find the words to say Your of money You filthy, lying Is just to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to make us man and And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And vows are now I just you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over here that law book Listen up
I've the law book right in of me Article sixteen thirty-three "when consenting shack together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his a pact with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot This one stay here with me
worlds collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When worlds collide, when collide
When collide, this friend of us Is forced to be a Cruel is not upon our side When worlds collide, when collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in parliament Well don't just stand there, let's over it Aw oh, I don't think you're going to this "must clear the old regime' The must be destroyed As of 9:00 o'clock with men are null and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so further delay I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the of us May get to share the with us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, 'til collide men and bride!