Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your been one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But the alternative Who knows how we'd be to live? When worlds collide, worlds collide? With you, drumgoole, at my And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us Drumgoole be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole performs the And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than what you peons "love" Hands off him, one's mine!
favors do not satisfy I've who'll testify And drumgoole is thin of thigh worth a try, she's worth a try
Though was not generous Her breasts are not as Yet they would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law this evolving even as we speak Any may, at her discretion her pick of losers
Since the breed has dropped so in We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite fancy selection We've got lots losers
I've seen all I need to see I've fallen for flattery And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be with the best of us For these, they shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I smell no And the chips are down You'll be back around finger here I never said I was in love with you I said that I was not, my dear
Why must girl have everything? How he forgets the sting For though she to please him She is except to tease him Don't we haven't noticed
have a shower And I'll her She seems with you It's so hard to keep her all go "nudies" And you can bring your Just keep the one who's nuts for restrained!
My long memory Is not what it be Some tiny spark of Helps me the proper words to say Your of money You filthy, lying Is about to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And vows are now I just declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get over with that law book Listen up
I've the law book in front of me sixteen dash thirty-three "when consenting shack together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his There's a pact with me he break So the of you go rot forever This one will stay here me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our not-yet-happy-home When worlds collide, when collide
When collide, this friend of us Is to be a succubus Cruel fate is not our side When collide, when worlds collide
Connie! connie! urgent telegram is just in from parliament Well don't just stand there, let's over it Aw oh, I don't think you're going to this "must clear the old away The must be destroyed As of 9:00 today Contracts men are null and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so further delay I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the least of us May get to share the feast us For now we four are man and 'til worlds collide, 'til worlds men and bride!