Drumgoole, my dear, I admit life's been one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To to be involved in it
But the alternative Who how we'd be forced to live? When worlds collide, when collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us Drumgoole be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the performs the frivolous And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
That mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me what you peons call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
Your favors do not witnesses who'll testify And though drumgoole is of thigh She's worth a try, worth a try
Though nature was not Her are not as pendulous Yet still they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now to the law this week Still even as we speak Any may, at her discretion her pick of losers
Since the breed has dropped so in We abolish, hereby, If you quite fancy this selection We've got more losers
seen all that I need to see I've fallen for flattery And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be with the best of us For these, they shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I smell no And the chips are down You'll be around this finger here I never that I was in love with you I said that I was not, my dear
Why must this girl have How quickly he forgets the For though she feigns to him She is except to tease him think we haven't noticed
We'll a shower And I'll her She seems with you It's so to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring your Just the one who's nuts for tits restrained!
My term memory Is not it should be Some tiny of love me find the proper words to say Your of money You filthy, bitch Is just to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to make us man and And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And vows are now I just you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over with that law book up everybody
I've the law right in front of me Article sixteen thirty-three "when consenting shack together connected legally"
Though he to eat and have his cake There's a pact me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot This one will here with me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our not-yet-happy-home When collide, when worlds collide
When collide, this friend of us Is forced to be a Cruel fate is not upon our worlds collide, when worlds collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in parliament Well don't stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're going to like "must clear the old regime' The residue must be As of 9:00 o'clock Contracts with men are and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so without further I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the least of us May get to share the feast us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, 'til worlds men and bride!