Drumgoole, my dear, I admit Your life's been one pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To to be involved in it
But the alternative Who knows how be forced to live? When collide, when worlds collide? With you, drumgoole, at my And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us Drumgoole be trigamous Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole performs the And dares to it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
That one's mine, he's my He'll get out of me Than what you call "love" off him, that one's mine!
Your do not satisfy I've witnesses testify And though drumgoole is of thigh worth a try, she's worth a try
Though nature was not Her breasts are not as Yet still they would be man and And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law this Still evolving as we speak Any may, at her discretion Have her of losers
the breed has dropped so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't fancy this selection We've got lots losers
seen all that I need to see I've for their flattery And so we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
world's collide, the rest of us Won't be with the best of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I no money And when the chips are You'll be back around this here I never that I was in love with you I never said that I was not, my
Why this girl have everything? How he forgets the sting For though she feigns to him She is talentless to tease him think we haven't noticed
We'll have a And I'll her She seems with you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can bring friends Just the one who's nuts for tits restrained!
My long memory Is not it should be Some spark of love Helps me find the proper to say Your of money You filthy, bitch Is about to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to make us man and And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And vows are now I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get here with that law book Listen up
I've the law right in front of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting adults together They're legally"
Though he to eat and have his cake a pact with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot This one will here with me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our divide worlds collide, when worlds collide
When worlds collide, friend of us Is forced to be a Cruel is not upon our side When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is in from parliament don't just stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're to like this "must the old regime' away The must be destroyed As of o'clock today Contracts men are null and void" What!
You're free, my boy, I'm to say And so without further I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the least of us May get to the feast with us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, 'til worlds men and bride!