Luyện nghe bài hát The FEMA Trailer Song

Oh Lord Im too tall to in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the light bulb I walk down the hall
But Im not complaining, cause its sure dry when its raining
And I could be living home with my Maw

Sunday afternoon I was living in a 2000 square house
With all the comforts of that made it nice
my TV, soaking up the AC,
and on a glass of sweet tea with ice

night I was sleeping on the floor, down at my big brothers
Listnin to the generator and sweatin a hog
Tuesday I ate an MRE and to Denver for gasoline
And a place I could make that government assistance telephone call

Thank you for calling the Federal Emergency Management Agency Hotline.
Due to the high call volume we are unable to your call.
You now be disconnected.

Oh Im too tall to live in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the light bulb I walk down the hall
But Lord Im not complaining, its sure dry when its raining
And I be living back home with my Maw

Well it only took em six months to set me up and to be with you,
I am truly blessed. Cause theres like being able to sit on the bed
and the stove while suppers cooking
and be able to see the TV all at the time.
At night I can hear the tattered blue tarp on whats of my house
flapping in the and I am thankful that I have a roof over my head.
And if we ever go through something like this again,
well just ourselves up, dust off and go on.
Cause just the kind of folks we are down here.

Well I can't change a lightbulb without a letter my Congressman
It takes a certified FEMA just to change out my doormat
And the funniest thing happened to me was
Well, they put in lil ol' 2x8 doorsteps
And wouldn't you about the third day them rascals fell flat

Oh Im too tall to live in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the light bulb when I walk the hall
But Lord Im not complaining, cause its sure dry its raining
And I be living back home with my Maw

Copyright JW Cooper, Jr.
Three Nanners, BMI