Luyện nghe bài hát The FEMA Trailer Song

Oh Lord Im too tall to in a FEMA Trailer
I bump my head on the bulb when I walk down the hall
But Lord Im not complaining, cause its dry when its raining
And I could be living back with my Maw

Sunday afternoon I was living in a 2000 square house
With all the comforts of home that made it
my TV, soaking up the AC,
and sippin on a glass of sweet tea ice

Monday night I was sleeping on the floor, down at my big
Listnin to the generator and sweatin a hog
Tuesday I ate an MRE and drove to for gasoline
And a place where I could make that government assistance call

Thank you for calling the Emergency Management Agency Disaster Hotline.
Due to the high call volume we are to take your call.
You now be disconnected.

Oh Lord Im too to live in a FEMA Trailer
I my head on the light bulb when I walk down the hall
But Im not complaining, cause its sure dry when its raining
And I be living back home with my Maw

Well it only em six months to set me up and to be honest with you,
I am truly blessed. Cause theres like being able to sit on the bed
and watch the stove while cooking
and be able to see the TV all at the time.
At I can hear the tattered blue tarp on whats left of my house
flapping in the and I am thankful that I have a roof over my head.
And Heaven-forbid if we ever go through something like again,
well just pick up, dust off and go on.
Cause thats the kind of folks we are down here.

Well I can't a lightbulb without a letter from my Congressman
It takes a certified FEMA Repairman to change out my doormat
And the funniest that happened to me was
Well, put in these lil ol' 2x8 doorsteps
And wouldn't you know about the third day rascals fell flat

Oh Im too tall to live in a FEMA Trailer
I my head on the light bulb when I walk down the hall
But Lord Im not complaining, its sure dry when its raining
And I could be living back home my Maw

Copyright JW Cooper, Jr.
Three Nanners, BMI