L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at on a Saturday morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my on Then I reached for a brush since I don't use the And the floor was cold so I put on my kicks
Walked to the and ate some cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's With hardcore, heavyweight, blast of hardcore and Cut Creator's fast
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I stayed there a hour I like it a lot Jumped out, dried off, put on the cologne I called up Earl on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam that I could do on 10 g's plus a Limo for one song So I said, yeah, I was with it, up and got geared Got a magnifying glass I brushed my beard
some tapes of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for this freak to ring my bell at 12 o'clock came, left the door The freak walked in a on her back
Put her curt on the rack, threw my on I threw in a tape of the quiet storm We Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me your tongue?"
My got pale, I wam-bammed the tail Did it so I shoulda went to jail She left, Earl came and we went outside Jumped in the BM to bust a
Went up to A.J. in my black wheel I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal The girlies want sex, the try to plex But those who flex end up broke necks
Signed some autographs for a of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic" We conversated the skeezers for 10 minutes more Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of rhymes Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's
L.L. has iced all the up slobs Vigilante of rap so to with the mob Don't run from the cops, making jock And I'm only 18 making more than pops
of toys and boyscout boys And I dare any critic to it noise at the clock, it said 6:03 Said later to Creator and out with E
Went up to White Castle for a shake 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, up, out my seat E-Love hit the table and he up a beat
Kicked a few lines, stepped out the Since tonight is a I'm in the mood for more We jumped in my ride, I a peek at the time It was almost and the show was at nine
L.L. J will soon stand at a jam With of people screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a hour plus a for tat I was for the cutie who's my perfect match
Her name was Renee, her face was But she had the kinda body made Jay wanna play I said, "No to rehearse", then I made my approach Said, "You got a good team, but you need a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel you 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I know that you adore my side hardcore Check out the real L.L. closed doors So your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it Forget the silk dress 'cause you gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away with the five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right Your body is bad and I you got a Caddy we make love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna Promise you, I'm not when I'm in the sack After that I you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put your down And the next time I see ya I'm to town" Stepped from the freak, it was a quarter to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on
Took a trip around the side, so I could get If you call me a tiger, the stage is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, metal bands rust Them flaky I crumble up like crust
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard knocks They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock" Told Cut Creator what the order be Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped with E Went onstage, I heard the scream And that's the moment I woke up from the dream