L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my on Then I reached for a brush since I don't use the And the floor was cold so I put on my kicks
Walked to the kitchen and ate cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks With hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's
in the shower, it was boiling hot So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot Jumped out, dried off, put on the cologne Then I called up on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam I could do later on 10 g's a Limo for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was it, hung up and got geared Got a magnifying then I brushed my beard
Rewound some of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for this freak to ring my bell at 12 o'clock came, left the crack The freak walked in a mink on her
Put her on the rack, threw my [Incomprehensible] on Then I in a tape of the quiet storm We Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons She said, "L.L., when you're let me taste your tongue?"
My got pale, I wam-bammed the tail Did it so hard I shoulda to jail She left, Earl came and we went outside Jumped in the BM to a joyride
up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel I'm not a sucker on the trying to scrape up a meal The girlies want sex, the fellas try to But those who flex end up with necks
some autographs for a posse of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic" We conversated the skeezers for 10 minutes more Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people think I do They don't know I'm just a of hip-hop rhymes Some smile, try to L.L. a hoodlum at times But he don't my autograph's on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the washed up of rap so to hell with the mob Don't run from the cops, suckers jock And I'm only 18 making more your pops
Tormentor of and boyscout boys And I dare any critic to call it at the clock, it said 6:03 Said to Creator and broke out with E
Went up to Castle for a chocolate shake 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, up, out my seat E-Love hit the table and he made up a
Kicked a few lines, stepped out the tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the It was almost and the show was at nine
L.L. J will soon stand at a jam With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a plus a half for tat I was searching for the cutie who's my match
Her was Renee, her face was okay But she had the kinda body made Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach Said, "You got a good team, but you need a new coach"
Said, "My name's L.L.Cool, if I may But I'm not for conversation, I'm here to seduce Wanna mix it up baby, feel you grind it ain't 5th grade and these ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I know that you my sure side hardcore Check out the real L.L. behind closed So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend it Forget the silk 'cause you ain't gonna need it"
"Unplug clock, do away with the light After five minutes or more you hear me say, that's Your body is bad and I heard you got a When we love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a but I still wanna play Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the After that I leave you starving for me to back"
"But in the meantime, put digits down And the time I see ya I'm going to town" Stepped away from the freak, it was a quarter to I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a around the side, so I could get backstage If you call me a tiger, then the is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal rust Them knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard four They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock" Told Cut Creator what the order be Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped with E Went onstage, I the girlies scream And that's the very moment I up from the dream