L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at on a Saturday morn' my remote control, turned my stereo on Then I reached for a brush I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my
Walked to the kitchen and ate cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's
in the shower, it was boiling hot So I there a hour 'cause I like it a lot out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne Then I called up on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam that I do later on 10 g's plus a for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was it, hung up and got geared Got a glass then I brushed my beard
some tapes of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for this freak to ring my at noon 12 o'clock came, left the door The freak walked in a mink on her
Put her on the rack, threw my [Incomprehensible] on Then I threw in a of the quiet storm We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate mignons She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me your tongue?"
My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the Did it so hard I shoulda went to She left, Earl came and we went outside in the BM to bust a joyride
Went up to A.J. in my black wheel I'm not a sucker on the trying to scrape up a meal The girlies want sex, the fellas try to But those who flex end up broke necks
Signed some for a posse of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't with Chic" We conversated the skeezers for 10 minutes more Then I in my ride and the freaks slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of rhymes Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at But he know my autograph's on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the up slobs Vigilante of rap so to hell the mob run from the cops, making suckers jock And I'm only 18 making more your pops
Tormentor of toys and boys And I dare any critic to call it at the clock, it said 6:03 Said later to and broke out with E
Went up to White Castle for a chocolate 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my E-Love hit the table and he made up a
Kicked a few lines, out the door tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the It was almost 7:30 and the show was at
L.L. Cool J soon stand at a jam thousands of people screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a hour plus a for tat I was searching for the cutie my perfect match
Her name was Renee, her face was But she had the body that made Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I made my Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not here for conversation, I'm to seduce mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and these ain't rhymes"
"And I know that you adore my sure side Check out the real L.L. closed doors So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend it Forget the silk dress 'cause you ain't gonna it"
"Unplug your clock, do away with the five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right Your body is bad and I you got a Caddy When we make love you can me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a but I still wanna play you, I'm not wack when I'm in the sack After I leave you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put digits down And the next time I see ya I'm to town" Stepped away the freak, it was a quarter to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on
Took a trip the side, so I could get backstage If you me a tiger, then the stage is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, heavy bands rust Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard knocks They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock" Told Cut Creator what the would be Then I said "Lord have mercy" and hands with E Went onstage, I the girlies scream And the very moment I woke up from the dream