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L.L. J
Serving 'em
And as you all
I am hard as

up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn'
Hemmed my control, turned my stereo on
Then I reached for a brush since I use the picks
And the was kinda cold so I put on my kicks

Walked to the and ate some cornflakes
As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's
With hardcore, heavyweight, blast
Connoisseur of and Cut Creator's fast

in the shower, it was boiling hot
So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot
Jumped out, off, put on the Denim cologne
Then I called up on the telephone

He told me 'bout a jam I could do later on
10 g's plus a Limo for one song
So I said, yeah, I was with it, up and got geared
Got a magnifying glass then I brushed my

Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam
As I waited for this freak to my bell at noon
12 o'clock came, left the crack
The freak walked in a on her back

Put her on the rack, threw my [Incomprehensible] on
Then I threw in a tape of the quiet
We drank Cavern, ate soft mignons
She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste tongue?"

My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the
Did it so I shoulda went to jail
She left, Earl came over and we went
in the BM to bust a joyride

Went up to A.J. in my fresh wheel
I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to scrape up a
The want sex, the fellas try to plex
But those who flex end up broke necks

Signed some autographs for a of freaks
Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't with Chic"
We conversated with the for 10 minutes more
Then I jumped in my and the freaks slammed the door

Due I'm a gangster people think I do crimes
They know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes
Some smile, try to call L.L. a at times
But he don't know my autograph's on his behind

L.L. has iced all the washed up
Vigilante of rap so to with the mob
Don't run from the cops, making suckers
And I'm only 18 making more than your

Tormentor of toys and boyscout
And I dare any to call it noise
Peeped at the clock, it 6:03
Said to Creator and broke out with E

Went up to Castle for a chocolate shake
Thinking a 100'000 that I'd soon make
Finished up the snack, up, out my seat
E-Love hit the table and he made up a

Kicked a few lines, out the door
Since is a bore I'm in the mood for more
We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the
It was 7:30 and the show was at nine

L.L. Cool J will soon at a jam
With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand"
But since I had a hour plus a for tat
I was searching for the cutie my perfect match

Her name was Renee, her face was
But she had the kinda body that made Jay play
I said, "No need to rehearse", then I made my
Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"

Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce
But I'm not here for conversation, I'm to seduce
mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind
'Cause it ain't 5th and these ain't nursery rhymes"

"And I know that you adore my sure side
out the real L.L. behind closed doors
So tell your buddies you're busy, tell boyfriend beat it
Forget the dress 'cause you ain't gonna need it"

"Unplug your clock, do away the light
After five minutes or more you me say, that's right
body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy
When we love you can call me daddy"

"I'm L.L. J, say hey, Renee
I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna
Promise you, I'm not wack I'm in the sack
that I leave you starving for me to come back"

"But in the meantime, put your digits
And the time I see ya I'm going to town"
Stepped from the freak, it was a quarter to nine
When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on

Took a trip around the side, so I could get
If you call me a tiger, then the is my cage
I rip, stomp and crush, metal bands rust
flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust

Walked in my dressing room and then I heard knocks
They said, "L.L., you're running late and it's to rock"
Told Cut Creator the order would be
Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands E
Went onstage, I heard the scream
And that's the moment I woke up from the dream