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L.L. J
'em well
And as you all
I am as hell

Woke up at 9:30 on a morn'
Hemmed my control, turned my stereo on
Then I reached for a brush since I use the picks
And the floor was kinda so I put on my kicks

Walked to the and ate some cornflakes
As I bop to a of Cut Creator's breaks
With hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy
Connoisseur of and Cut Creator's fast

Jumped in the shower, it was hot
So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot
Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim
I called up Earl on the telephone

He told me 'bout a jam that I could do on
10 g's plus a Limo for one strong
So I said, yeah, I was it, hung up and got geared
Got a magnifying glass then I my beard

some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
As I waited for this freak to ring my bell at
12 o'clock came, left the crack
The freak in a mink on her back

Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on
Then I threw in a tape of the quiet
We Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons
She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me your tongue?"

My skin got pale, I the tail
Did it so hard I shoulda to jail
She left, Earl over and we went outside
Jumped in the BM to a joyride

up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel
I'm not a sucker on the trying to scrape up a meal
The want sex, the fellas try to plex
But those who flex end up with necks

Signed some autographs for a posse of
Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic"
We conversated with the for 10 minutes more
Then I in my ride and the freaks slammed the door

Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes
They know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes
Some smile, try to L.L. a hoodlum at times
But he don't know my autograph's on his behind

L.L. has iced all the washed up
Vigilante of rap so to hell the mob
run from the cops, making suckers jock
And I'm only 18 making more your pops

Tormentor of and boyscout boys
And I dare any critic to it noise
Peeped at the clock, it said
Said later to and broke out with E

Went up to White Castle for a chocolate
Thinking 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon
up the snack, jumped up, out my seat
E-Love hit the table and he up a beat

a few lines, stepped out the door
Since tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for
We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at

L.L. J will soon stand at a jam
With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand"
But since I had a hour a half for tat
I was searching for the cutie who's my perfect

Her name was Renee, her face was
But she had the kinda body that made Jay play
I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach
Said, "You got a team, girl but you need a new coach"

Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce
But I'm not for conversation, I'm here to seduce
Wanna mix it up baby, wanna you grind
'Cause it ain't 5th grade and these ain't rhymes"

"And I know that you adore my sure side
Check out the L.L. behind closed doors
So tell buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
Forget the silk dress 'cause you ain't need it"

"Unplug your clock, do with the light
After five or more you hear me say, that's right
body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy
When we make you can call me daddy"

"I'm L.L. J, say hey, Renee
I'm not a toyboy but I wanna play
Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the
that I leave you starving for me to come back"

"But in the meantime, put digits down
And the time I see ya I'm going to town"
Stepped away from the freak, it was a quarter to
When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on

a trip around the side, so I could get backstage
If you call me a tiger, then the is my cage
I rip, and crush, heavy metal bands rust
flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust

Walked in my dressing room and I heard four knocks
said, "L.L., you're running late and it's time to rock"
Told Cut Creator the order would be
Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped with E
Went onstage, I heard the girlies
And that's the very moment I woke up the dream