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L.L. J
'em well
And as you all
I am as hell

Woke up at on a Saturday morn'
my remote control, turned my stereo on
Then I reached for a brush I don't use the picks
And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my

Walked to the kitchen and ate cornflakes
As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks
hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast
Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's

in the shower, it was boiling hot
So I there a hour 'cause I like it a lot
out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne
Then I called up on the telephone

He told me 'bout a jam that I do later on
10 g's plus a for one strong song
So I said, yeah, I was it, hung up and got geared
Got a glass then I brushed my beard

some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
As I waited for this freak to ring my at noon
12 o'clock came, left the door
The freak walked in a mink on her

Put her on the rack, threw my [Incomprehensible] on
Then I threw in a of the quiet storm
We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate mignons
She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me your tongue?"

My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the
Did it so hard I shoulda went to
She left, Earl came and we went outside
in the BM to bust a joyride

Went up to A.J. in my black wheel
I'm not a sucker on the trying to scrape up a meal
The girlies want sex, the fellas try to
But those who flex end up broke necks

Signed some for a posse of freaks
Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't with Chic"
We conversated the skeezers for 10 minutes more
Then I in my ride and the freaks slammed the door

Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes
They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of rhymes
Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at
But he know my autograph's on his wife's behind

L.L. has iced all the up slobs
Vigilante of rap so to hell the mob
run from the cops, making suckers jock
And I'm only 18 making more your pops

Tormentor of toys and boys
And I dare any critic to call it
at the clock, it said 6:03
Said later to and broke out with E

Went up to White Castle for a chocolate
'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make
Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my
E-Love hit the table and he made up a

Kicked a few lines, out the door
tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more
We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at

L.L. Cool J soon stand at a jam
thousands of people screaming, "Touch my hand"
But since I had a hour plus a for tat
I was searching for the cutie my perfect match

Her name was Renee, her face was
But she had the body that made Jay wanna play
I said, "No need to rehearse", then I made my
Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"

Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce
But I'm not here for conversation, I'm to seduce
mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind
'Cause it ain't 5th grade and these ain't rhymes"

"And I know that you adore my sure side
Check out the real L.L. closed doors
So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend it
Forget the silk dress 'cause you ain't gonna it"

"Unplug your clock, do away with the
five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right
Your body is bad and I you got a Caddy
When we make love you can me daddy"

"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey,
I'm not a but I still wanna play
you, I'm not wack when I'm in the sack
After I leave you starving for me to come back"

"But in the meantime, put digits down
And the next time I see ya I'm to town"
Stepped away the freak, it was a quarter to nine
When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on

Took a trip the side, so I could get backstage
If you me a tiger, then the stage is my cage
I rip, stomp and crush, heavy bands rust
Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like

Walked in my dressing room and then I heard knocks
They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock"
Told Cut Creator what the would be
Then I said "Lord have mercy" and hands with E
Went onstage, I the girlies scream
And the very moment I woke up from the dream