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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got Home and the was locked
And I tried to the bell
I found a little bitty note she had wrote
Telling me to go to

I crawled in the window, I got
She me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, I lied
me again and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me her curling iron
I tried to it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she didn't
Things what they seemed
She had a pan on the full of boiling water
And my nads soon be steamed

I tried to run, for help
She hit me in the nerts a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my
She reared back, swung it and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah that awful day,
Hey, my won't be the same
Yeah today's the day my wife met my