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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the was locked
And I to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had
Telling me to go to

I crawled in the window, I got
She me in the balls, and then I cried
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me with her iron
I to block it with my watch
And then she me in the crotch . . . again

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

I tried to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling
And my nads would be steamed

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a belt
It was like nothing that I ever
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she my head
She reared back, it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . .

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today's awful day,
Hey, my boys be the same
today's the day my wife met my girlfriend