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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got Home and the was locked
And I tried to the bell
I found a little note that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I crawled in the window, I got
She kicked me in the balls, and then I
Called me a name, said I
me again and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me her curling iron
I tried to block it my watch
And she kicked me in the crotch . . . again

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

I tried to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't they seemed
She had a pan on the full of boiling water
And my nads soon be steamed

I tried to run, scream for
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing I ever felt
I thank god I wasn't wearing a

She grabbed a bat from the bed
She swung it once and she missed my head
She reared back, swung it and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today's awful day,
Hey, my won't be the same
today's the day my wife met my girlfriend