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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the
I a little bitty note that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me with her iron
I tried to block it with my
And she kicked me in the crotch . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she care
Things weren't they seemed
She had a pan on the full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a belt
It was nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat from the bed
She swung it once and then she my head
She reared back, swung it and
Then she hit me in the twins . . .

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

Yeah today's that day,
Hey, my boys won't be the
Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend