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The Day My Wife Met My

I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had
Telling me to go to

I in the window, I got inside
She me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I
Kicked me again and I thought I

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me her curling iron
I tried to it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't they seemed
She had a pan on the full of boiling water
And my would soon be steamed

I tried to run, scream for
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone
It was like nothing that I felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat from the bed
She it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, it again and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

today's that awful day,
Hey, my boys be the same
Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend