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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got Home and the was locked
And I tried to the bell
I found a little note that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and I cried
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me her curling iron
I to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to her but she didn't care
Things weren't what they
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling
And my would soon be steamed

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat beneath the bed
She swung it and then she missed my head
She reared back, it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . .

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

today's that awful day,
Hey, my won't be the same
today's the day my wife met my girlfriend