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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got Home and the was locked
And I tried to ring the
I a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to

I crawled in the window, I got
She kicked me in the balls, and I cried
Called me a name, said I
Kicked me again and I I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me with her iron
I tried to block it with my
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she didn't
Things what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of water
And my would soon be steamed

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was like that I ever felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my
She back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

today's that awful day,
Hey, my won't be the same
today's the day my wife met my girlfriend