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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got and the door was locked
And I tried to the bell
I a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to

I in the window, I got inside
She me in the balls, and then I cried
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me her curling iron
I tried to it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

Well I to tell her but she didn't care
Things what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling
And my would soon be steamed

I tried to run, scream for
She hit me in the nerts a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing I ever felt
I god I wasn't wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat from the bed
She swung it once and then she my head
She back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today's that day,
Hey, my boys be the same
today's the day my wife met my girlfriend