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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the door was
And I to ring the bell
I found a little note that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me her curling iron
I to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she care
Things weren't what seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of water
And my nads would soon be

I tried to run, for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone
It was like that I ever felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my
She reared back, it again and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today's awful day,
Hey, my boys won't be the
Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend