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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the was locked
And I tried to the bell
I found a bitty note that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me her curling iron
I tried to it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

I tried to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't what seemed
She had a pan on the full of boiling water
And my would soon be steamed

I tried to run, scream for
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn't wearing a

She a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and she missed my head
She reared back, it again and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today's that day,
Hey, my won't be the same
Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend