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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got and the door was locked
And I tried to the bell
I a little bitty note that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I crawled in the window, I got
She me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me with her iron
I tried to block it my watch
And then she kicked me in the . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to her but she didn't care
Things weren't what they
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling
And my would soon be steamed

I tried to run, for help
She hit me in the nerts a Rhinestone belt
It was like that I ever felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and she missed my head
She back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . .

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

today's that awful day,
Hey, my boys won't be the
Yeah today's the day my wife met my