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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the door was
And I tried to the bell
I found a little bitty note she had wrote
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and I cried
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me her curling iron
I tried to block it my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she didn't
Things what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling
And my nads would soon be

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone
It was like nothing that I ever
I thank god I wasn't wearing a

She grabbed a bat from the bed
She swung it once and then she my head
She reared back, it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . .

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

Yeah that awful day,
Hey, my boys won't be the
today's the day my wife met my girlfriend