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The Day My Wife Met My

I Got Home and the door was locked
And I to ring the bell
I found a little bitty that she had wrote
Telling me to go to

I crawled in the window, I got
She me in the balls, and then I cried
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me with her curling
I tried to block it my watch
And then she me in the crotch . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she care
weren't what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of water
And my would soon be steamed

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone
It was like nothing that I ever
I god I wasn't wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she my head
She reared back, swung it and
she hit me in the twins . . . again

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

Yeah today's that day,
Hey, my boys be the same
Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend