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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got and the door was locked
And I to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She me in the balls, and then I cried
me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I I died

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me with her iron
I tried to it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the . . . again

today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to her but she didn't care
Things weren't what they
She had a pan on the stove of boiling water
And my nads would be steamed

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat from the bed
She it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, it again and
she hit me in the twins . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah that awful day,
Hey, my boys be the same
Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend