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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got Home and the door was
And I to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had
Telling me to go to

I in the window, I got inside
She me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me with her curling
I to block it with my watch
And then she me in the crotch . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

I tried to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't what they
She had a pan on the stove of boiling water
And my nads would soon be

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn't a kilt

She grabbed a bat beneath the bed
She swung it and then she missed my head
She back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the . . . again

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

today's that awful day,
Hey, my boys be the same
Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend