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The Day My Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the door was
And I tried to the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and I cried
Called me a name, said I
Kicked me again and I thought I

Took my clothes, set em' on
And hit me with her iron
I to block it with my watch
And then she me in the crotch . . . again

Yeah today's the day my wife met my

Well I tried to tell her but she care
Things weren't what seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling
And my nads soon be steamed

I to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts a Rhinestone belt
It was nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She a bat from beneath the bed
She it once and then she missed my head
She back, swung it again and
she hit me in the twins . . . again

Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend

Yeah today's awful day,
Hey, my boys be the same
Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend