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The Day My Wife Met My

Well I Got Home and the door was
And I tried to ring the
I found a little bitty that she had wrote
me to go to hell

I in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and I cried
Called me a name, I lied
Kicked me and I thought I died

my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me with her iron
I tried to it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . .

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

I tried to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't what seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of water
And my nads would be steamed

I tried to run, scream for
She hit me in the with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever
I thank god I wearing a kilt

She a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she my head
She reared back, swung it and
she hit me in the twins . . . again

Yeah the day my wife met my girlfriend

today's that awful day,
Hey, my boys be the same
Yeah today's the day my met my girlfriend