Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing time
When my eyes upon this magazine
And I got to reading article on sky-diving and parachuting
And it jumping out of air-planes was the thing

Now being raised on a farm and always ready for adventure
I that I could figure out a way
I said "Well Delmer Gill's got a parachute and Uncle got an air-plane"
So I said "Call the boys together, the day"

Well I out too late what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane
Was but an engine and a wing
And I could my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute
'Cos he kept telling me I was the right thing

Ron McLoughlin my hand as JD strapped me in the harness
And Tildon a jug and passed it around
I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and that
And I turned bottle up and drank it down

Well I was drunker'n Cooter when they poured me in the plane
The engine coughed and headed for the
But I was sober as a by the time they opened up the door
And never known my heart to beat so loud

I said, "Harvey, I do it" as he kicked me out the door
And I my hands around the landing gear
And I was holding on good 'til Harvey stepped down on my fingers
And Virgil said he heard me scream way down there

I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my parachute finally opened
I said "Well, hell there no use in being afraid"
And I crashing through the hen house, scattering chickens and breaking eggs
And I kissed the and fainted dead away

Now friends I've done fighting, and I've been shot at once or twice
And I've durn near run over by a train
But I don't think I remember being any more
Than the day I from Uncle Harvey's plane