Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' Oliver 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing
When my eyes upon this magazine
And I got to this article on sky-diving and parachuting
And it said jumping out of was the thing

Now being raised down on a farm and ready for adventure
I knew that I could out a way
I said "Well Delmer Gill's got a and Uncle Harvey's got an air-plane"
So I "Call the boys together, today's the day"

Well I found out too late what Uncle Harvey an air-plane
Was but an engine and a wing
And I could feel my a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute
'Cos he kept telling me I was doing the right

Ron McLoughlin shook my as JD strapped me in the harness
And brought a jug and passed it around
I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and that
And I turned that up and drank it down

Well I was drunker'n Cooter when they poured me in the plane
The engine coughed and for the clouds
But I was as a judge by the time they opened up the door
And I've never known my heart to beat so

I said, "Harvey, I do it" as he kicked me out the door
And I wrapped my around the landing gear
And I was holding on real good Harvey stepped down on my fingers
And Virgil said he heard me scream way down there

Well I thanked God and Gill when my parachute finally opened
I said "Well, hell there ain't no use in afraid"
And I went crashing through the hen house, scattering chickens and eggs
And I kissed the ground and dead away

Now friends I've some fighting, and I've been shot at once or twice
And durn near been run over by a train
But I think I remember being any more afraid
the day I jumped from Uncle Harvey's plane