Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' Oliver 'n' Virgil was in the killing time
When my eyes upon this magazine
And I got to reading this article on sky-diving and
And it jumping out of air-planes was the thing

Now being down on a farm and always ready for adventure
I knew I could figure out a way
I said "Well Delmer got a parachute and Uncle Harvey's got an air-plane"
So I said "Call the boys together, the day"

Well I found out too what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane
Was nothing but an engine and a
And I could my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute
he kept telling me I was doing the right thing

Ron McLoughlin my hand as JD strapped me in the harness
And Tildon a jug and passed it around
I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and air-plane
And I turned bottle up and drank it down

Well I was drunker'n Cooter Jones when they me in the plane
The engine and headed for the clouds
But I was sober as a judge by the time opened up the door
And I've never known my to beat so loud

I said, "Harvey, I can't do it" as he kicked me out the
And I wrapped my around the landing gear
And I was on real good 'til Harvey stepped down on my fingers
And Virgil said he me scream from way down there

Well I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my parachute finally
I said "Well, hell there ain't no use in afraid"
And I went crashing through the hen house, scattering and breaking eggs
And I the ground and fainted dead away

Now friends done some fighting, and I've been shot at once or twice
And I've durn near been run over by a
But I don't think I being any more afraid
the day I jumped from Uncle Harvey's plane