Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' Oliver 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing
When my eyes fell upon magazine
And I got to reading this article on and parachuting
And it said jumping out of was the thing

Now being down on a farm and always ready for adventure
I knew I could figure out a way
I said "Well Delmer Gill's got a parachute and Uncle got an air-plane"
So I said "Call the together, today's the day"

Well I out too late what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane
Was nothing but an engine and a
And I feel my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute
'Cos he kept telling me I was the right thing

Ron shook my hand as JD strapped me in the harness
And brought a jug and passed it around
I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and air-plane
And I turned that bottle up and drank it

Well I was drunker'n Cooter Jones when they poured me in the
The engine and headed for the clouds
But I was sober as a judge by the they opened up the door
And I've never my heart to beat so loud

I said, "Harvey, I can't do it" as he kicked me out the
And I wrapped my hands around the gear
And I was holding on real 'til Harvey stepped down on my fingers
And Virgil he heard me scream from way down there

Well I thanked God and Delmer when my parachute finally opened
I "Well, hell there ain't no use in being afraid"
And I went crashing through the hen house, scattering and breaking eggs
And I kissed the ground and dead away

Now friends done some fighting, and I've been shot at once or twice
And I've durn near been run over by a
But I think I remember being any more afraid
Than the day I from Uncle Harvey's plane