Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' Oliver 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing
When my eyes fell upon this
And I got to reading article on sky-diving and parachuting
And it said out of air-planes was the thing

Now being raised down on a farm and always for adventure
I knew that I figure out a way
I "Well Delmer Gill's got a parachute and Uncle Harvey's got an air-plane"
So I said "Call the boys together, the day"

I found out too late what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane
Was but an engine and a wing
And I feel my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute
'Cos he kept telling me I was the right thing

Ron McLoughlin shook my as JD strapped me in the harness
And brought a jug and passed it around
I took one look at that parachute and that and that air-plane
And I turned that bottle up and it down

Well I was drunker'n Cooter Jones they poured me in the plane
The coughed and headed for the clouds
But I was sober as a judge by the time they up the door
And I've never known my to beat so loud

I said, "Harvey, I do it" as he kicked me out the door
And I wrapped my hands the landing gear
And I was holding on good 'til Harvey stepped down on my fingers
And Virgil he heard me scream from way down there

Well I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my finally opened
I said "Well, hell there no use in being afraid"
And I went crashing through the hen house, chickens and breaking eggs
And I kissed the ground and fainted dead

Now friends I've some fighting, and I've been shot at once or twice
And I've durn near been run by a train
But I don't think I remember being any more
Than the day I from Uncle Harvey's plane