Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing time
When my fell upon this magazine
And I got to reading article on sky-diving and parachuting
And it jumping out of air-planes was the thing

Now being raised down on a farm and ready for adventure
I knew I could figure out a way
I said "Well Delmer got a parachute and Uncle Harvey's got an air-plane"
So I "Call the boys together, today's the day"

Well I found out too late what Uncle called an air-plane
Was nothing but an and a wing
And I could feel my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the
'Cos he kept telling me I was doing the thing

Ron McLoughlin my hand as JD strapped me in the harness
And Tildon brought a jug and passed it
I took one look at that parachute and whisky and that air-plane
And I turned bottle up and drank it down

Well I was drunker'n Cooter Jones when poured me in the plane
The coughed and headed for the clouds
But I was sober as a judge by the time opened up the door
And never known my heart to beat so loud

I said, "Harvey, I do it" as he kicked me out the door
And I wrapped my hands around the gear
And I was holding on real good 'til Harvey stepped on my fingers
And Virgil he heard me scream from way down there

Well I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my finally opened
I said "Well, hell ain't no use in being afraid"
And I went crashing the hen house, scattering chickens and breaking eggs
And I kissed the ground and fainted away

Now friends I've done some fighting, and been shot at once or twice
And I've durn been run over by a train
But I don't think I remember being any afraid
Than the day I jumped from Uncle plane