Luyện nghe bài hát THE DAY I JUMPED FROM UNCLE HARVEY’S PLANE

Me 'n' 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing time
my eyes fell upon this magazine
And I got to reading this article on sky-diving and
And it jumping out of air-planes was the thing

Now being raised on a farm and always ready for adventure
I knew that I could out a way
I said "Well Delmer got a parachute and Uncle Harvey's got an air-plane"
So I "Call the boys together, today's the day"

I found out too late what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane
Was nothing but an and a wing
And I could feel my fear as Delmer packed the parachute
'Cos he kept telling me I was the right thing

Ron McLoughlin shook my as JD strapped me in the harness
And Tildon brought a jug and it around
I took one look at that parachute and that and that air-plane
And I turned bottle up and drank it down

I was drunker'n Cooter Jones when they poured me in the plane
The coughed and headed for the clouds
But I was sober as a by the time they opened up the door
And I've never my heart to beat so loud

I said, "Harvey, I do it" as he kicked me out the door
And I wrapped my hands the landing gear
And I was holding on real good Harvey stepped down on my fingers
And Virgil said he heard me from way down there

Well I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my parachute finally
I said "Well, hell there ain't no use in afraid"
And I crashing through the hen house, scattering chickens and breaking eggs
And I the ground and fainted dead away

Now friends I've done some fighting, and I've been shot at once or
And I've durn near run over by a train
But I don't think I remember being any afraid
Than the day I from Uncle Harvey's plane