The set ant the turkey's out is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all Christmas, is here! Everyone is big smiles They all try to act for a while Then George calls his in-laws Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
has been drinking a lot He can't keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her Christmas, is here! Margaret her food in his face are hungry, it's really a waste Then she screams, "How does taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the everyone's problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George picks up the knife Weilds it around and to slice Henry cocks his twice Christmas, is here! says, "Hey, what's the deal? Just sit down and finish your Or pump you full of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year everyone's problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police just after eight to a noise complaint Open the door, what a grisly Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls Blood was on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's disappear And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!