The set ant the turkey's out is here, let out a shout The gathered all about Christmas, is here! is wearing big smiles They all try to act for a while Then George his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has drinking a lot He just can't out of the sauce He says his wife's been her boss Christmas, is here! Margaret throws her in his face People are hungry, it's a waste Then she screams, "How that taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George picks up the carving Weilds it around and to slice Henry cocks his shotgun Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, what's the Just sit down and finish meal Or pump you full of steel!" Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's problems And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive after eight Responding to a noise the door, what a grisly fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls was spattered on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's problems And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!