The set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a The family's gathered all Christmas, is here! Everyone is wearing big all try to act nice for a while Then George calls his in-laws Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has drinking a lot He can't keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her Christmas, is here! throws her food in his face People are hungry, it's a waste Then she screams, "How that taste?" Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's problems And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George picks up the carving Weilds it around and starts to Henry cocks his twice Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, the deal? Just sit down and your meal Or I'll you full of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive just after Responding to a complaint the door, what a grisly fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls was spattered on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When problems disappear And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!