The set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a The gathered all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is big smiles They all try to act nice for a Then George his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year everyone's problems disappear And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has been a lot He just can't keep out of the He his wife's been screwing her boss Christmas, is here! Margaret her food in his face People are hungry, it's a waste she screams, "How does that taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George up the carving knife it around and starts to slice Henry his shotgun twice Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, the deal? Just sit down and finish your Or I'll pump you of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive just after to a noise complaint Open the door, a grisly fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and deck the Blood was on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's problems And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!