The set ant the turkey's out is here, let out a shout The family's all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is wearing big all try to act nice for a while Then calls his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
has been drinking a lot He just can't out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her Christmas, is here! throws her food in his face People are hungry, it's a waste she screams, "How does that taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's problems And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George up the carving knife Weilds it around and to slice Henry his shotgun twice Christmas, is here! says, "Hey, what's the deal? Just sit down and finish your Or I'll pump you of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's disappear And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive just after Responding to a noise the door, what a grisly fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls Blood was spattered on the Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!