The table's set ant the out Christmas is here, let out a The family's all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is wearing big They all try to act nice for a George calls his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has drinking a lot He just keep out of the sauce He his wife's been screwing her boss Christmas, is here! throws her food in his face People are hungry, really a waste she screams, "How does that taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's problems And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
picks up the carving knife Weilds it around and to slice Henry cocks his shotgun Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, the deal? Just sit down and your meal Or pump you full of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive just eight Responding to a complaint Open the door, what a fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and deck the Blood was on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!