The table's set ant the out Christmas is here, let out a The gathered all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is wearing big They all try to act for a while George calls his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has drinking a lot He just keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her Christmas, is here! Margaret throws her food in his are hungry, it's really a waste Then she screams, "How does taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George picks up the knife Weilds it and starts to slice Henry his shotgun twice Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, what's the sit down and finish your meal Or I'll pump you of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive just eight to a noise complaint Open the door, what a fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls was spattered on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the everyone's problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!