The set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a The family's all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is big smiles They all try to act nice for a Then calls his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has drinking a lot He just can't out of the sauce He says his wife's been her boss Christmas, is here! Margaret her food in his face People are hungry, really a waste Then she screams, "How does taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
picks up the carving knife Weilds it around and to slice cocks his shotgun twice Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, the deal? Just sit and finish your meal Or pump you full of steel!" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the everyone's problems disappear And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
arrive just after eight Responding to a complaint Open the door, what a fate Christmas, is here! Fa la la and deck the Blood was spattered on the Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's problems And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Always at one of the year When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!