The table's set ant the out Christmas is here, let out a The gathered all about Christmas, is here! Everyone is wearing big They all try to act nice for a Then George his in-laws vile Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
George has been a lot He just keep out of the sauce He says his been screwing her boss Christmas, is here! Margaret throws her in his face People are hungry, really a waste Then she screams, "How does taste?" Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When everyone's problems And everyone smiles ear to ear Christmas, is here!
picks up the carving knife Weilds it around and to slice Henry cocks his twice Christmas, is here! Henry says, "Hey, the deal? Just sit down and finish your Or I'll you full of steel!" Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's problems And everyone from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
Police arrive after eight to a noise complaint Open the door, what a grisly Christmas, is here! Fa la la and the halls Blood was on the walls Christmas, one and all! Christmas, is here!
Always at one time of the When problems disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!
at one time of the year When everyone's disappear And smiles from ear to ear Christmas, is here!