Luyện nghe bài hát The Chanukah Song Part III

Put on your
Here Chanukah
again it's onaka
The miracle of

Chanukah is the of lights
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight nights
But if you still feel the only kid in two without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two didn't do it for you, so here comes number three

Ross and from Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Messing
Melissa and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy
Maybe shoulda called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him

We may not get to underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on your yarmulke, comes Chanukah

The guy in Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the
Well that's 'cause he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with precision
But the one thing they could not get out of - their painful

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is the great one
And Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one
Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full Oscar winner
Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but came Hebrew School

Natalie Portmonika, it's time to Chanukah
I I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika, and soil your Johnikas
If you really, wannaka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy