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Put on yarmulke
Here comes
Once again it's
The of Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight nights
But if you feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs do it for you, so here comes number three

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah
So does pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon mix meat with dairy
Maybe they shoulda called show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him

We may not get to kiss the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on your yarmulke, here Chanukah

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who harmonica celebrates Chanukah

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the
Well maybe that's 'cause he lost a figure skating
to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her Jewish
Houdini and David Blaine straightjackets with such precision
But the one thing they not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for half-Jewish actors, Penn is quite the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it to me like he ate one
Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full Oscar winner
Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula
Joey Ramone invented punk music, but first came Hebrew School

Natalie Portmonika, time to celebrate Chanukah
I I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika, and your Long Johnikas
If you really, really
a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah