Luyện nghe bài hát The Chanukah Song Part III

Put on your
Here Chanukah
Once again it's
The miracle of

is the festival of lights
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy
But if you still feel like the kid in two without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number

Ross and Phoebe Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny's pal and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon mix meat with dairy
Maybe they shoulda called that show "Little House on the Prairie"
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can him back

We may not get to kiss the mistletoe
But we can do it all night with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on your yarmulke, comes Chanukah

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the
Well maybe 'cause he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Hughes, her mama's Jewish
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with precision
But the one thing could not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is the great one
And Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one
Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar
Jennifer Conelly's too, and I'd like to put some more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew

Natalie Portmonika, time to celebrate Chanukah
I I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a colonika, and soil your Long Johnikas
If you really, wannaka
a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah