Luyện nghe bài hát The Chanukah Song Part III

Put on yarmulke
Here comes
again it's onaka
The miracle of

is the festival of lights
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight nights
But if you still feel like the only kid in two without a tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here number three

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the blessing
So does Lenny's pal and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael never mix meat with dairy
Maybe they shoulda called show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can him back

We may not get to kiss the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm

Put on yarmulke, here comes Chanukah

The guy in Willie band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah

bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews
Well that's 'cause he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Hughes, her mama's Jewish
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets such precision
But the one thing they not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it to me like he ate one
Gwenyth half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winner
Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd to put some more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first Hebrew School

Portmonika, it's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get an abtronika, on joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika, and soil Long Johnikas
If you really, really
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukah