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Put on yarmulke
comes Chanukah
Once it's onaka
The of Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight nights
But if you still feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes three

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the blessing
So Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat dairy
Maybe they shoulda that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him

We may not get to kiss underneath the
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm

Put on your yarmulke, comes Chanukah

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who harmonica celebrates Chanukah

bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews
Well maybe that's he lost a figure skating match
to medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish
and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision
But the one thing could not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for half-Jewish actors, Penn is quite the great one
And Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one
Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar
Jennifer Conelly's too, and I'd like to put some more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Abdul
Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew School

Natalie Portmonika, it's to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get an abtronika, on this joyful, Chanukah
So get a high colonika, and soil your Johnikas
If you really, wannaka
a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah