Luyện nghe bài hát The Chanukah Song Part III

Put on your
Here comes
Once again onaka
The of Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of
One day of presents, no, we get eight crazy nights
But if you still feel like the kid in two without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here number three

Ross and Phoebe Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with
Maybe they shoulda called that show "Little House on the Prairie"
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Black
Tom converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back

We may not get to kiss underneath the
But we can do it all night long Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on yarmulke, here comes Chanukah

The guy in Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the
Well maybe that's he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her Jewish
Houdini and David escape straightjackets with such precision
But the one thing they not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the one
And Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one
Gwenyth half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winner
Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put more in her

Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula Abdul
Joey invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew School

Natalie Portmonika, time to celebrate Chanukah
I I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika, and soil your Johnikas
If you really, wannaka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy