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Put on yarmulke
comes Chanukah
Once it's onaka
The of Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of
One day of presents, no, we get eight crazy nights
But if you still feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number

Ross and from Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra
Melissa Gilbert and Michael never mix meat with dairy
Maybe they called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him

We may not get to kiss the mistletoe
But we can do it all long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on your yarmulke, here comes

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the
Well maybe that's 'cause he lost a figure match
to gold Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish
Houdini and David escape straightjackets with such precision
But the one they could not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me he ate one
Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winner
Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Abdul
Joey Ramone punk rock music, but first came Hebrew School

Natalie Portmonika, time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get an abtronika, on this joyful, Chanukah
So get a colonika, and soil your Long Johnikas
If you really, really
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy