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Put on yarmulke
Here Chanukah
Once again onaka
The of Chanukah

Chanukah is the of lights
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy
But if you still feel the only kid in two without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two didn't do it for you, so here comes number three

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the blessing
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with
Maybe they shoulda called that "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can him back

We may not get to underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on your yarmulke, here comes

The guy in Willie Nelson's who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah

bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews
Well maybe that's 'cause he lost a skating match
to gold Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish
Houdini and Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision
But the one they could not get out of - their painful circumcisions

As for actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it to me like he ate one
Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full Oscar winner
Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put some more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came School

Natalie Portmonika, it's time to Chanukah
I hope I get an abtronika, on joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika, and soil your Johnikas
If you really, wannaka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukah