Luyện nghe bài hát The Chanukah Song Part III

Put on your
Here Chanukah
again it's onaka
The miracle of

Chanukah is the of lights
One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy
But if you still feel the only kid in two without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number

and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with
they shoulda called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you can have him back

We may not get to kiss underneath the
But we can do it all long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

Put on your yarmulke, here comes

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who harmonica celebrates Chanukah

bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews
Well maybe that's he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with precision
But the one thing they could not get out of - their painful

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean is quite the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it to me like he ate one
Gwenyth half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winner
Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but came Hebrew School

Natalie Portmonika, it's time to celebrate
I hope I get an abtronika, on joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a colonika, and soil your Long Johnikas
If you really, really
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy