Cats get served, running up single night and that the way we keep it right Like fuckers... (YEAH)
Im trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight (Certified Wise!) Oi, When I say Certified you say we say Certified! (Wise!) Certified! (Wise!)
The Certified arrived, extraordinaire extravagant Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I her up Be like what the fuck? In the net a hockey puck. (score!) Rappers get embarrassed when see the way that we work try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirts Research your Oz hip-hop, before you to us And if you step, hands around your like a necklace
the drum, young ladies gimme a call My number's written next to on the Chicks bathroom wall I'm slightly and a trife bit sleazy With the wit of a red and chiselled body of Kim Beazley My theory is, never touch the mic quite A kid out on dates later than their next period My crews got it made, rockin the With more rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades
It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get to the point shall we This rowdy crowd of and DJ's know how to pound beats Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down So much work went into to line the notes of fact sheets Like black sheep got two words for those who slept (nya, Nya nya respect)
You thought it was safe, well what (what?) Boys then beware; my friends will find your points (then what) Get up in there. Attack your mind, with a line when I find time And I'll out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine I'll time. Need to take on the job at hand. Got skills for professional typical certified wise man From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your and plans So take cover as I rain upon you man
I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest (Certified Wise) Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Wise)
Every a collection of kids charmed lives Like the porn of gary glitters hard drive Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd Make a married man give up his annual You better show something, with no bluffin On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat In a city, I'm punishing the pretty And if you fuckin feel me I'll crush you without pity
I certain words amongst silence To be heard in abundance what mc's redundance Stereo speakers beyond specifications Through Extended generation Let's cut the conversations to a small (why's that?) I'm busy tryin to to the hi-hat Blockade and Certified stand tall above under-achievers And non-believers
I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols them out Cos of the head throbbin the head noddin And we puttin you out for the count like mic check, You aint gonna get Certified So hide your decks, ya I might blackout In a when I still take the title The Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead With more force than sex
the budhist monks, with the certified mc's I'll make you nod your like Parkinson's disease Sin but don't step to our click I got a hundred metronomes waiting to go sync So take ya but not the axe or the shovel After hours I make beds rock Barney Rubble It's kinda subtle, the way my flow bores And leave your ears up shit without a funk oar
Now certified gotta hold o ya We got the lot o cop and magnolia We're the B-boys in Nike and Adidas We're hotter heaters and blowin up speakers no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make Rap music Aussie can relate to We'll never take a tumble, We're not stumble If you dis any member the result is RUMBLE
Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse Let me show you new how to do a posse reckin Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss re re re re reckin
compliments this simple to complete this individual Simplex the beat the hypocritical, ridicule The weaker techniques that you burnt Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove you wont Ever endeavour to get it together to better fellas I'll be whatever, you get it? You're wondering why you should try The certified is mr. nice with the wise guys
These crews stress, on a quest To be recognised, put up on a level to me And the Wise our lives, we bless the beat We yet to see competitors who can with Elaborate they conjoured up in their dreams Have to be outta your to even battle this team of the game, nobody does it the same When we the stage we're sure that you remember the name
You faggot mc's always compare one Studio 2000's where you your album cover the right patience, to your shit dictation Then domestic mc word castration Like excelles from a psychadelic wanger For you there's no like sperm in a franger Simulated immitations fade away So go fuck yourself mc
Yo is DJ Debris Certified
A dietarian, down, lyrical librarian My strong line is carnivore your line was Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me Comparin them with them i bring the heat like a You're starin then you better step back i'm preparin them Certified delegates are all the sound-ions, under one banner for new milleniums The is certified its so good like sanitarium
I tempo-tempos to scare those who dare oppose Who dont compare the i'm dressed in threadbare clothes Still rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go" Dont try to stop me you dont realise the to which im prepared to go We can take a short journey and leave you at your end You get burned like smoking a cigarette from the lit end Youre acting so feminine you could be stressing about split Certified hit home with so much force they make bend
situation get sticky, like a perve with porn mags My presence on stage will make you whore skags Girls cats, hornbag, you my style sucker, And now we tracks to get you up like a fluffer Certified wise, to rip cunts Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip Beating me's a hard task by itself so you, Cause thats a fantasy anal sex with Eliza Dushku
This is my and many come and go like one night stands I treat live jams a sermons and in my mic hand A holy get them with ya ya Shit you never spit the shit than Pressure Any means, risk or This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin I'm X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheek We bring a ruckus like in bar brawls Certified Wise and we out like calls... calls... calls...