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Cats get served, running up
single night and that the way we keep it right
Like fuckers... (YEAH)

Im trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, When I say Certified you say we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire
Beers like confidence, man I drink I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I her up
Be what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
Rappers get embarrassed they see the way that we work
They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys in T-shirts
Research Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
And if you step, hands around your throat a necklace

Missed the drum, young ladies gimme a
My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks wall
I'm slightly and a trife bit sleazy
With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim
My theory is, never touch the mic quite
A kid goes out on dates later than their period
My crews got it made, rockin the
With more dope rappers to match every pram at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no to tell you again
Because these cunts can be so funky that the would offend
A dyke's dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound
Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking backstreets
So much work went into this to line the notes of fact
Like black I've got two words for those who slept
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You thought it was safe, well guess (what?)
Boys beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)
Get up in there.
Attack your mind, with a fine line when I time
And I'll find out that you're walking if you're the grape vine
I'll time. Need to take on the job at hand.
Got skills for this professional typical certified man
Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plans
So take as I rain thunder upon you man

I manifest Hip-Hop in highest degree (Certified Wise)
Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Wise)

Every songs a collection of kids charmed
Like the porn section of gary hard drive
Certified throws a jam thats so hot it'd
Make a married man up his annual blowjob
You better show something, with heading no
On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat
In a city, I'm punishing the pretty
And if you dont feel me I'll crush you without pity

I arrange certain amongst silence
To be heard in abundance what mc's redundance
Stereo speakers exceed beyond
Extended noise generation
Let's cut the conversations to a small (why's that?)
I'm tryin to react to the hi-hat
Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous
And constant

I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin out
Cos of the head throbbin the head noddin
And we about puttin you out for the count mic check,
You aint gonna get respect
So hide your decks, ya mics I might
In a cipher when I still take the
The Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead
more force than porn sex

It's the budhist monks, with the certified
make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease
Sin sanity's but don't step to our
I got a hundred metronomes just to go sync
So take ya pick but not the axe or the
After hours I beds rock like Barney Rubble
kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores
And leave your up shit creek without a funk oar

Now certified gotta hold o ya
We got the whole lot o cop and
We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and
We're hotter than heaters and blowin up
no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make
Rap music Aussie can relate to
We'll never take a tumble, not gonna stumble
If you dis any the result is LET'S RUMBLE

Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin

Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin

Let me show you new how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin

Complex this simple to complete this individual
Simplex the beat the hypocritical, ridicule
The weaker techniques leave you burnt
cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you wont
Ever endeavour to get it together to better fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
You're wondering why you never try
The reason certified is mr. nice with the guys

crews stress, fully on a quest
To be recognised, put up on a next to me
And the Wise our lives, we bless the beat
We yet to see who can compete with
Elaborate they conjoured up in their dreams
Have to be outta your mind to even battle this
Masterminds of the game, nobody does it the
When we leave the stage we're sure that you the name

You faggot always compare one another
Studio 2000's where you shot album cover
I've the patience, to your shit dictation
commence domestic mc word castration
Like excelles effects a psychadelic wanger
For you no escape like sperm in a franger
Simulated fade away progressively
So go fuck homaphrodite mc

Yo this is DJ

Certified

A dietarian, pages down, lyrical
My strong line is your line was vegetarian
Comparin them i'm tearin in two so don't you dare me then
Comparin them with them i bring the like a solarium
You're starin then you better back while i'm preparin them
lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions one banner for new milleniums
The is certified its so good like sanitarium

I throw tempo-tempos to those who dare oppose
Who dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in threadbare
Still rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go
We can a short journey and leave you at your wits end
You get burned like youre smoking a cigarette the lit end
Youre acting so feminine you could be about split ends
hit home with so much force they make bricks bend

This situation get sticky, a perve with porn mags
My presence on will make you trailer whore skags
Girls cats, hornbag, you know my sucker,
And now we tracks to get you up like a fluffer
wise, notorious to rip cunts
Dissin us get costly like private shows at strip clubs
Beating me's a hard by itself so fuck you,
Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Dushku

This is my life and many come and go like one night
I treat live jams like a and in my mic hand
A holy get them with ya ya
Shit you never spit the fresher shit Pressure
Any means, or measure
This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my peeps
I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with tongue and
We bring a ruckus like truckers in bar
Certified Wise and we out like calls... calls... calls...