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Cats get served, up sliced
Every night and that the way we keep it right
that fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just trickin though, Certified Wise in the tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, I say Certified you say Wise we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The Certified arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up
Be what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
Rappers get when they see the way that we work
try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirts
Research Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
And if you step, hands around throat like a necklace

Missed the drum, young ladies a call
My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks wall
I'm slightly and a trife bit sleazy
the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley
My theory is, never touch the mic quite
A kid goes out on dates later than their period
My crews got it made, rockin the
With more dope rappers to match every chillin at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no need to you again
Because these can be so funky that the smell would offend
A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get to the point shall we
This rowdy of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats
Like kids with flat feet and crap beats down backstreets
So much work went this to line the notes of fact sheets
Like black sheep I've got two words for who slept
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You thought it was safe, well what (what?)
Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak (then what)
Get up in there.
Attack your mind, with a fine when I find time
And find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine
waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.
Got skills for this professional certified wise man
From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your and plans
So take cover as I rain thunder you man

I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest (Certified Wise)
Somethin' I take seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)

Every a collection of kids charmed lives
Like the porn section of glitters hard drive
Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot
a married man give up his annual blowjob
You better something, with heading no bluffin
On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll your petticoat junction
In a suffering city, I'm the pretty
And if you dont fuckin me I'll crush you without pity

I arrange certain amongst silence
To be in abundance what mc's face redundance
Stereo speakers beyond specifications
Through Extended noise
cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)
I'm busy tryin to react to the
Blockade and Certified tall above ridiculous under-achievers
And non-believers

I'm on stage with a of panadols handin them out
Cos of the head throbbin from the head
And we puttin you out for the count like mic check,
You aint gonna get respect
So your decks, ya mics I might blackout
In a cipher when I take the title
The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your
With more than porn sex

It's the budhist monks, the certified mc's
I'll you nod your head like Parkinson's disease
Sin sanity's but don't step to our
I got a hundred metronomes just to go sync
So ya pick but not the axe or the shovel
After hours I beds rock like Barney Rubble
It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow
And leave ears up shit creek without a funk oar

Now certified wise hold o ya
We got the whole lot o cop and
We're the fresh B-boys in and Adidas
We're than heaters and blowin up speakers
There's no half-steppers, we far a fake, we make
Rap music every Aussie can to
We'll take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble
If you dis any the result is LET'S RUMBLE

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse

Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin

Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss posse re re re re reckin

Complex compliments simple to complete this individual
the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule
The weaker that leave you burnt
Like cannabis , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you wont
Ever endeavour to get it together to these fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
You're wondering why you should try
The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise

These crews stress, fully on a
To be recognised, put up on a next to me
And the Wise unified our lives, we the beat
We yet to see competitors who can compete
Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in dreams
Have to be outta mind to even battle this team
Masterminds of the game, nobody it the same
When we leave the stage we're sure that you the name

You faggot mc's always one another
Studio 2000's where you shot your cover
the right patience, to your shit dictation
Then domestic mc word castration
Like excelles effects from a psychadelic
For you there's no escape like sperm in a
Simulated immitations away progressively
So go yourself homaphrodite mc

Yo is DJ Debris

Certified

A dietarian, pages down, lyrical
My strong line is carnivore your was vegetarian
Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so you dare me then
Comparin them with i bring the heat like a solarium
You're starin then you better back while i'm preparin them
Certified lyrical are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions under one banner for new
The south is certified its so good sanitarium

I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who oppose
Who compare the pro's i'm dressed in threadbare clothes
Still these flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go
We can take a short journey and you at your wits end
You get burned like youre smoking a cigarette the lit end
Youre acting so feminine you be stressing about split ends
Certified hit home with so much force make bricks bend

This situation get sticky, like a perve with mags
My presence on will make you trailer whore skags
cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker,
And now we made tracks to get you up a fluffer
wise, notorious to rip cunts
Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip
Beating me's a task by itself so fuck you,
Cause thats a like anal sex with Eliza Dushku

This is my life and many come and go like one stands
I treat live jams a sermons and in my mic hand
A holy get them ya bless ya
Shit you never spit the fresher shit than
Any means, or measure
This cut is deep, so a beat for my fuckin peeps
I'm X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheek
We bring a ruckus like in bar brawls
Certified and we out like last calls... calls... calls...