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Cats get served, up sliced
Every single and that the way we keep it right
that fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just trickin though, Certified in the house tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, When I say Certified you say we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The Certified have arrived, extravagant
Beers confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up
Be like what the In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
get embarrassed when they see the way that we work
They try hard, they're like fat guys swimming in T-shirts
Research your Oz hip-hop, you step to us
And if you step, hands around your like a necklace

Missed the drum, young ladies a call
My number's written next to Fuckwit on the bathroom wall
I'm slightly and a trife bit sleazy
With the wit of a red brick and chiselled of Kim Beazley
My theory is, never the mic quite serious
A kid goes out on dates later their next period
My crews got it made, the place
With more dope rappers to match every pram at collonades

It's Wise, no need to tell you again
Because these cunts can be so funky that the smell would
A dyke's dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
This rowdy of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats
Like kids with flat feet and beats walking down backstreets
So much went into this to line the notes of fact sheets
black sheep I've got two words for those who slept
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You thought it was safe, guess what (what?)
Boys then beware; my friends will find weak points (then what)
Get up in there.
Attack your mind, a fine line when I find time
And find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine
I'll waste time. Need to on the job at hand.
Got skills for this professional typical certified man
From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your and plans
So take cover as I rain upon you man

I Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)
Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Wise)

Every songs a collection of charmed lives
Like the porn section of glitters hard drive
Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot
Make a married man up his annual blowjob
You better show something, heading no bluffin
On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash petticoat junction
In a suffering city, I'm punishing the
And if you dont fuckin feel me crush you without pity

I arrange certain amongst silence
To be heard in what mc's face redundance
Stereo speakers beyond specifications
Through Extended noise
cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)
I'm busy tryin to to the hi-hat
Blockade and Certified stand above ridiculous under-achievers
And non-believers

I'm on stage with a hanful of handin them out
Cos of the head throbbin from the noddin
And we puttin you out for the count like mic check,
You aint gonna get Certified
So hide decks, ya mics I might blackout
In a cipher when I still take the
The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on forehead
With more force than sex

It's the monks, with the certified mc's
I'll make you nod head like Parkinson's disease
Sin sanity's but don't to our click
I got a hundred metronomes just to go sync
So ya pick but not the axe or the shovel
After hours I make beds rock like Rubble
It's kinda subtle, the way my flow bores
And leave your ears up creek without a funk oar

Now certified wise gotta o ya
We got the lot o cop and magnolia
We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and
We're hotter than and blowin up speakers
no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make
Rap music every Aussie can to
We'll take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble
If you dis any member the result is LET'S

Let me show you new how to do a posse reckin

Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin

Let me you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin

Complex this simple to complete this individual
Simplex the original beat the hypocritical,
The weaker techniques leave you burnt
Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove you wont
Ever endeavour to get it together to these fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
wondering why you should never try
The reason certified is mr. with the wise guys

These crews stress, fully on a
To be recognised, put up on a level to me
And the Wise unified our lives, we the beat
We yet to see competitors who can with
Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in dreams
Have to be outta your mind to even battle this
Masterminds of the game, does it the same
When we leave the stage we're sure you remember the name

You faggot mc's always one another
Studio 2000's where you shot your album
I've the right patience, to your shit
Then domestic mc word castration
Like excelles effects from a psychadelic
For you there's no escape like in a franger
immitations fade away progressively
So go yourself homaphrodite mc

Yo this is DJ

Certified

A dietarian, down, lyrical librarian
My strong line is carnivore line was vegetarian
Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you me then
Comparin them with them i bring the heat a solarium
You're starin then you better step back while i'm them
Certified lyrical are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions under one for new milleniums
The is certified its so good like sanitarium

I throw tempo-tempos to scare who dare oppose
Who dont compare the i'm dressed in threadbare clothes
these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
Dont try to me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go
We can take a short journey and leave you at your end
You get burned like youre smoking a cigarette the lit end
Youre acting so feminine you could be about split ends
Certified hit home with so much force they make bend

This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn
My presence on stage will make you trailer skags
Girls cats, hornbag, you my style sucker,
And now we tracks to get you up like a fluffer
wise, notorious to rip cunts
Dissin us get costly like private shows at strip clubs
Beating a hard task by itself so fuck you,
thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza Dushku

This is my life and many come and go one night stands
I treat live like a sermons and in my mic hand
A holy get with ya bless ya
Shit you never the fresher shit than Pressure
Any means, risk or
This cut is deep, so pump a for my fuckin peeps
I'm rated X-rated the way that I come tongue and cheek
We bring a ruckus like in bar brawls
Certified Wise and we out like calls... calls... calls...