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Cats get served, up sliced
Every single night and the way we keep it right
that fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just trickin though, Certified in the house tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, When I say you say Wise we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The Certified arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your and I knock her up
Be like the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we
They try hard, they're shamed like fat swimming in T-shirts
Research Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
And if you step, hands around throat like a necklace

the drum, young ladies gimme a call
My number's written to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall
I'm easy and a trife bit sleazy
With the wit of a red brick and chiselled of Kim Beazley
My theory is, never touch the mic quite
A kid goes out on later than their next period
My got it made, rockin the place
more dope rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no need to you again
Because these can be so funky that the smell would offend
A dyke's dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
This crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats
Like kids with flat feet and beats walking down backstreets
So much work went into this to the notes of fact sheets
Like black I've got two words for those who slept
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You it was safe, well guess what (what?)
Boys then beware; my friends will find your points (then what)
Get up in there.
Attack your mind, with a fine when I find time
And I'll out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine
I'll waste time. to take on the job at hand.
Got skills for this professional certified wise man
From Sky to land, I'm all your schemes and plans
So take cover as I rain thunder you man

I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest (Certified Wise)
Somethin' I take seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)

Every songs a collection of kids charmed
Like the porn section of gary glitters drive
Certified Wise throws a jam so hot it'd
a married man give up his annual blowjob
You better show something, with heading no
On the wrong of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction
In a city, I'm punishing the pretty
And if you dont feel me I'll crush you without pity

I arrange certain words silence
To be heard in abundance what face redundance
Stereo exceed beyond specifications
Extended noise generation
Let's cut the conversations to a small (why's that?)
I'm busy to react to the hi-hat
Blockade and Certified stand above ridiculous under-achievers
And non-believers

I'm on stage a hanful of panadols handin them out
Cos of the head throbbin from the noddin
And we about you out for the count like mic check,
You aint gonna get respect
So hide your decks, ya mics I might
In a cipher I still take the title
The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on forehead
With more force than sex

It's the budhist monks, the certified mc's
I'll make you nod your like Parkinson's disease
Sin but don't step to our click
I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go
So take ya pick but not the axe or the
After I make beds rock like Barney Rubble
It's kinda subtle, the way my flow bores
And leave your ears up shit without a funk oar

Now certified wise gotta o ya
We got the lot o cop and magnolia
We're the fresh in Nike and Adidas
We're than heaters and blowin up speakers
There's no half-steppers, we far a fake, we make
Rap music Aussie can relate to
We'll never take a tumble, not gonna stumble
If you dis any the result is LET'S RUMBLE

Let me you new rappers how to do a posse reckin

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse

Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re

Complex compliments this simple to this individual
the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule
The weaker techniques leave you burnt
Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, prove that you wont
Ever to get it together to better these fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
You're wondering why you should try
The reason is mr. nice with the wise guys

These crews stress, fully on a
To be recognised, put up on a level to me
And the Wise unified our lives, we bless the
We yet to see competitors who can compete
Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in their
Have to be outta mind to even battle this team
of the game, nobody does it the same
When we leave the stage sure that you remember the name

You faggot mc's always compare one
Studio 2000's where you shot your cover
I've the right patience, to shit dictation
Then commence mc word castration
Like excelles effects from a wanger
For you there's no like sperm in a franger
Simulated immitations fade progressively
So go yourself homaphrodite mc

Yo this is DJ

Certified

A dietarian, pages down, librarian
My line is carnivore your line was vegetarian
Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me
Comparin with them i bring the heat like a solarium
You're starin then you better step while i'm preparin them
lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions one banner for new milleniums
The south is certified its so good sanitarium

I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare
Who dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in clothes
Still these rare flows got pleading "give us a fair go"
try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go
We can a short journey and leave you at your wits end
You get like youre smoking a cigarette from the lit end
Youre acting so you could be stressing about split ends
hit home with so much force they make bricks bend

This situation get sticky, like a perve porn mags
My presence on stage will make you trailer skags
cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker,
And now we tracks to get you up like a fluffer
wise, notorious to rip cunts
Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip
Beating me's a hard by itself so fuck you,
Cause thats a like anal sex with Eliza Dushku

This is my life and come and go like one night stands
I treat live jams a sermons and in my mic hand
A holy get them with ya ya
Shit you never spit the fresher shit than
Any means, risk or
cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin peeps
I'm rated X-rated the way that I with tongue and cheek
We bring a ruckus truckers in bar brawls
Certified and we out like last calls... calls... calls...