Cats get served, running up Every single night and that the way we keep it Like fuckers... (YEAH)
Im just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house (Certified Wise!) Oi, I say Certified you say Wise we say Certified! (Wise!) Certified! (Wise!)
The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire Beers like confidence, man I drink I'm arrogant Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your and I knock her up Be like what the In the net like a hockey puck. (score!) Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirts Research your Oz hip-hop, you step to us And if you step, hands around your throat like a
Missed the drum, young ladies a call My number's written to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall I'm easy and a trife bit sleazy With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim My theory is, never the mic quite serious A kid goes out on dates later than next period My crews got it made, the place more dope rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades
It's Certified Wise, no need to you again these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend A girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we This rowdy crowd of MC's and know how to pound beats Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking backstreets So much work went this to line the notes of fact sheets Like sheep I've got two words for those who slept (nya, Nya nya respect)
You it was safe, well guess what (what?) Boys beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what) Get up in there. Attack your mind, with a fine line I find time And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the vine I'll time. Need to take on the job at hand. Got skills for this professional typical wise man From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and So take cover as I rain upon you man
I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest (Certified Wise) I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)
Every a collection of kids charmed lives Like the porn section of gary glitters drive Certified Wise throws a jam so hot it'd a married man give up his annual blowjob You show something, with heading no bluffin On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash petticoat junction In a city, I'm punishing the pretty And if you dont fuckin feel me crush you without pity
I arrange certain words silence To be heard in abundance mc's face redundance speakers exceed beyond specifications Through noise generation Let's cut the conversations to a chat (why's that?) I'm busy tryin to to the hi-hat Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous And non-believers
I'm on with a hanful of panadols handin them out Cos of the head throbbin the head noddin And we about puttin you out for the like mic check, You aint get Certified respect So your decks, ya mics I might blackout In a cipher when I take the title The Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead With more force porn sex
It's the budhist monks, the certified mc's I'll make you nod your head Parkinson's disease Sin sanity's but don't step to our I got a hundred just waiting to go sync So ya pick but not the axe or the shovel After hours I make beds like Barney Rubble It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow And leave your up shit creek without a funk oar
Now wise gotta hold o ya We got the lot o cop and magnolia We're the fresh B-boys in and Adidas hotter than heaters and blowin up speakers There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we Rap music Aussie can relate to We'll take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble If you dis any the result is LET'S RUMBLE
Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss posse re re re re reckin
Complex compliments this simple to complete individual the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule The techniques that leave you burnt cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you wont Ever endeavour to get it together to better fellas be like whatever, you get it? You're wondering why you never try The reason certified is mr. nice with the guys
These stress, fully on a quest To be recognised, put up on a level to me And the Wise unified our lives, we the beat We yet to see competitors who can with Elaborate schemes they up in their dreams Have to be outta your mind to even battle team of the game, nobody does it the same When we leave the stage we're sure that you remember the
You faggot always compare one another Studio 2000's where you your album cover I've the right patience, to shit dictation Then commence domestic mc castration Like excelles effects a psychadelic wanger For you no escape like sperm in a franger immitations fade away progressively So go fuck homaphrodite mc
Yo this is DJ Certified
A dietarian, pages down, lyrical My line is carnivore your line was vegetarian Comparin them i'm them in two so don't you dare me then Comparin with them i bring the heat like a solarium starin then you better step back while i'm preparin them Certified delegates are all the sound-ions, Rebellions under one banner for new The south is its so good like sanitarium
I throw tempo-tempos to those who dare oppose Who dont compare the i'm dressed in threadbare clothes Still these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a go" Dont try to me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go We can take a short journey and you at your wits end You get burned like smoking a cigarette from the lit end acting so feminine you could be stressing about split ends Certified hit with so much force they make bricks bend
This situation get sticky, like a with porn mags My presence on will make you trailer whore skags cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker, And now we tracks to get you up like a fluffer wise, notorious to rip cunts Dissin us will get costly private shows at strip clubs me's a hard task by itself so fuck you, Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza
is my life and many come and go like one night stands I treat live like a sermons and in my mic hand A holy get them ya bless ya Shit you never spit the fresher shit Pressure Any means, or measure This cut is deep, so a beat for my fuckin peeps I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with and cheek We bring a ruckus truckers in bar brawls Certified and we out like last calls... calls... calls...