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Cats get served, up sliced
Every single night and that the way we keep it
that fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just trickin though, Certified in the house tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, When I say Certified you say we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The Certified arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
Beers confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up
Be like what the In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
Rappers get embarrassed they see the way that we work
They try hard, they're shamed like fat swimming in T-shirts
Research Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
And if you step, hands around your throat like a

Missed the drum, young ladies a call
My number's next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall
I'm slightly and a trife bit sleazy
With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim
My theory is, touch the mic quite serious
A kid goes out on dates later than next period
My crews got it made, the place
With more dope rappers to match every pram at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you
Because these cunts can be so that the smell would offend
A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point we
This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's how to pound beats
Like with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets
So much work went into this to line the notes of sheets
Like black I've got two words for those who slept
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You thought it was safe, guess what (what?)
then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)
Get up in there.
Attack mind, with a fine line when I find time
And I'll find out that you're walking if you're the grape vine
I'll waste time. Need to on the job at hand.
Got skills for this typical certified wise man
From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all schemes and plans
So take cover as I rain thunder you man

I Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)
Somethin' I very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)

Every songs a collection of kids charmed
Like the porn section of gary hard drive
Certified throws a jam thats so hot it'd
Make a man give up his annual blowjob
You show something, with heading no bluffin
On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash petticoat junction
In a suffering city, I'm punishing the
And if you dont fuckin feel me I'll crush you pity

I arrange certain amongst silence
To be heard in abundance what mc's redundance
Stereo speakers beyond specifications
Extended noise generation
Let's cut the to a small chat (why's that?)
I'm busy tryin to to the hi-hat
Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous
And non-believers

I'm on stage with a of panadols handin them out
Cos of the throbbin from the head noddin
And we puttin you out for the count like mic check,
You aint gonna get Certified
So hide your decks, ya I might blackout
In a cipher when I take the title
The Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead
With more force porn sex

It's the budhist monks, the certified mc's
I'll make you nod your head Parkinson's disease
Sin but don't step to our click
I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go
So ya pick but not the axe or the shovel
After I make beds rock like Barney Rubble
It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow
And your ears up shit creek without a funk oar

Now certified wise hold o ya
We got the lot o cop and magnolia
the fresh B-boys in Nike and Adidas
We're hotter than heaters and blowin up
There's no half-steppers, we far a fake, we make
Rap every Aussie can relate to
We'll take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble
If you dis any the result is LET'S RUMBLE

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse

Let me show you new how to do a posse reckin

Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re

Complex compliments simple to complete this individual
Simplex the original the hypocritical, ridicule
The weaker that leave you burnt
Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, prove that you wont
Ever endeavour to get it together to these fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
You're wondering why you never try
The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise

crews stress, fully on a quest
To be recognised, put up on a next to me
And the unified our lives, we bless the beat
We yet to see who can compete with
Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in their
Have to be outta mind to even battle this team
Masterminds of the game, nobody it the same
When we the stage we're sure that you remember the name

You faggot mc's compare one another
Studio 2000's you shot your album cover
I've the right patience, to your dictation
Then commence domestic mc word
Like effects from a psychadelic wanger
For you no escape like sperm in a franger
immitations fade away progressively
So go yourself homaphrodite mc

Yo is DJ Debris

Certified

A dietarian, pages down, lyrical
My strong line is carnivore line was vegetarian
them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me then
Comparin them with them i bring the heat like a
You're starin then you better step back while i'm them
lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions one banner for new milleniums
The south is certified its so good like

I throw to scare those who dare oppose
Who dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in threadbare
these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
Dont try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to im prepared to go
We can take a short and leave you at your wits end
You get like youre smoking a cigarette from the lit end
Youre acting so feminine you could be stressing split ends
Certified hit home with so much force they bricks bend

This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn
My presence on stage will make you trailer skags
Girls cats, hornbag, you my style sucker,
And now we made tracks to get you up a fluffer
wise, notorious to rip cunts
Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip
Beating me's a task by itself so fuck you,
Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza

This is my life and many come and go one night stands
I treat live jams like a and in my mic hand
A holy get them with ya ya
Shit you never the fresher shit than Pressure
Any means, or measure
cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin peeps
I'm rated X-rated the way that I with tongue and cheek
We bring a ruckus truckers in bar brawls
Certified Wise and we out like calls... calls... calls...