Cats get served, running up Every single and that the way we keep it right that fuckers... (YEAH)
Im just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house (Certified Wise!) Oi, When I say you say Wise we say Certified! (Wise!) Certified! (Wise!)
The Certified arrived, extraordinaire extravagant Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your and I knock her up Be what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!) Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in Research your Oz hip-hop, before you to us And if you step, hands around your like a necklace
Missed the drum, young gimme a call My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom I'm easy and a trife bit sleazy With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim My theory is, never touch the mic quite A kid goes out on dates later than their next My crews got it made, the place With more dope rappers to every pram chillin at collonades
It's Wise, no need to tell you again Because these cunts can be so funky that the would offend A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get to the point shall we This rowdy of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down So much work went into to line the notes of fact sheets Like black sheep I've got two for those who slept (nya, Nya nya respect)
You thought it was safe, well guess (what?) Boys then beware; my will find your weak points (then what) Get up in there. Attack mind, with a fine line when I find time And I'll out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine waste time. Need to take on the job at hand. Got skills for this professional typical wise man From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and So cover as I rain thunder upon you man
I manifest in it's highest degree (Certified Wise) Somethin' I take seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)
Every a collection of kids charmed lives the porn section of gary glitters hard drive Certified Wise throws a jam so hot it'd Make a married man up his annual blowjob You better show something, with no bluffin On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat In a city, I'm punishing the pretty And if you dont fuckin feel me I'll you without pity
I arrange words amongst silence To be heard in abundance what face redundance Stereo exceed beyond specifications Through Extended noise Let's cut the to a small chat (why's that?) I'm busy tryin to to the hi-hat Blockade and Certified stand tall above under-achievers And non-believers
I'm on stage with a hanful of handin them out Cos of the head from the head noddin And we puttin you out for the count like mic check, You gonna get Certified respect So hide your decks, ya mics I might In a when I still take the title The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' and slap it on your forehead more force than porn sex
It's the monks, with the certified mc's make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease Sin but don't step to our click I got a hundred metronomes waiting to go sync So take ya pick but not the axe or the After hours I make beds like Barney Rubble kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores And leave your ears up shit without a funk oar
Now certified gotta hold o ya We got the whole lot o cop and We're the fresh B-boys in and Adidas We're hotter heaters and blowin up speakers There's no half-steppers, we far a fake, we make Rap music every can relate to We'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna If you dis any member the result is RUMBLE
Let me show you new how to do a posse reckin Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss posse re re re re reckin
Complex compliments simple to complete this individual Simplex the original the hypocritical, ridicule The weaker techniques that leave you Like sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you wont Ever endeavour to get it together to these fellas I'll be whatever, you get it? You're wondering why you should try The reason certified is mr. with the wise guys
crews stress, fully on a quest To be recognised, put up on a level to me And the unified our lives, we bless the beat We yet to see competitors who can compete schemes they conjoured up in their dreams Have to be your mind to even battle this team Masterminds of the game, nobody it the same When we leave the stage we're that you remember the name
You faggot mc's compare one another Studio 2000's you shot your album cover I've the patience, to your shit dictation Then commence domestic mc castration Like excelles effects from a wanger For you no escape like sperm in a franger Simulated fade away progressively So go yourself homaphrodite mc
Yo is DJ Debris Certified
A dietarian, pages down, librarian My line is carnivore your line was vegetarian Comparin them i'm them in two so don't you dare me then Comparin them with them i the heat like a solarium You're starin you better step back while i'm preparin them Certified lyrical are all the sound-ions, under one banner for new milleniums The south is certified its so like sanitarium
I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who oppose Who dont compare the i'm dressed in threadbare clothes Still these rare flows got pleading "give us a fair go" try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go We can a short journey and leave you at your wits end You get burned like youre smoking a cigarette the lit end acting so feminine you could be stressing about split ends Certified hit home with so much force they make bricks
situation get sticky, like a perve with porn mags My presence on stage will make you trailer skags Girls cats, hornbag, you my style sucker, And now we tracks to get you up like a fluffer Certified wise, notorious to rip Dissin us will get costly like shows at strip clubs Beating me's a hard task by itself so you, Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza
This is my life and many come and go like one night I treat live like a sermons and in my mic hand A holy get with ya bless ya Shit you never spit the fresher shit Pressure Any means, or measure cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin peeps I'm rated X-rated the way that I with tongue and cheek We bring a ruckus like truckers in bar Certified and we out like last calls... calls... calls...