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Cats get served, up sliced
Every single night and that the way we keep it
Like fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just though, Certified Wise in the house tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, I say Certified you say Wise we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your and I knock her up
Be what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
Rappers get embarrassed when see the way that we work
They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in
Research Oz hip-hop, before you step to us
And if you step, hands around your throat like a

the drum, young ladies gimme a call
My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks wall
I'm slightly easy and a trife bit
With the wit of a red brick and body of Kim Beazley
My theory is, never the mic quite serious
A kid goes out on dates than their next period
My crews got it made, rockin the
With more dope rappers to match every chillin at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you
Because these cunts can be so funky that the smell offend
A girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to beats
kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets
So work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets
black sheep I've got two words for those who slept
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You it was safe, well guess what (what?)
Boys then beware; my friends find your weak points (then what)
Get up in there.
your mind, with a fine line when I find time
And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape
waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.
Got skills for this typical certified wise man
From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and
So take cover as I thunder upon you man

I manifest in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)
I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)

Every songs a collection of charmed lives
Like the porn of gary glitters hard drive
Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot
Make a married man up his annual blowjob
You better show something, with heading no
On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash petticoat junction
In a suffering city, I'm the pretty
And if you dont fuckin me I'll crush you without pity

I arrange words amongst silence
To be heard in abundance what mc's redundance
speakers exceed beyond specifications
Through Extended noise
cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)
I'm tryin to react to the hi-hat
Blockade and Certified stand tall ridiculous under-achievers
And non-believers

I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin out
Cos of the head throbbin the head noddin
And we about puttin you out for the count mic check,
You aint get Certified respect
So hide your decks, ya I might blackout
In a cipher when I still take the
The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your
With force than porn sex

It's the budhist monks, with the certified
I'll make you nod your head like disease
Sin sanity's but don't step to our
I got a hundred just waiting to go sync
So take ya pick but not the axe or the
After hours I make rock like Barney Rubble
It's kinda subtle, the way that my bores
And leave your ears up shit creek without a oar

Now wise gotta hold o ya
We got the whole lot o cop and
We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and
We're hotter than heaters and blowin up
no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make
Rap music Aussie can relate to
We'll never take a tumble, not gonna stumble
If you dis any member the result is LET'S

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse

Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin

Let me show you new how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin

Complex compliments this simple to complete this
Simplex the original the hypocritical, ridicule
The techniques that leave you burnt
Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, prove that you wont
Ever endeavour to get it together to better fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
You're wondering why you should try
The reason certified is mr. nice with the guys

These stress, fully on a quest
To be recognised, put up on a level to me
And the Wise unified our lives, we the beat
We yet to see who can compete with
Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in dreams
Have to be your mind to even battle this team
Masterminds of the game, does it the same
When we leave the we're sure that you remember the name

You faggot mc's compare one another
Studio 2000's where you your album cover
I've the right patience, to shit dictation
Then domestic mc word castration
Like excelles effects from a wanger
For you there's no escape like sperm in a
Simulated immitations fade away
So go yourself homaphrodite mc

Yo this is DJ

Wise

A dietarian, pages down, lyrical
My strong line is carnivore your was vegetarian
Comparin them i'm them in two so don't you dare me then
Comparin them with them i bring the heat like a
You're starin then you better step back i'm preparin them
Certified delegates are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions under one banner for new
The south is certified its so good sanitarium

I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare
Who dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in clothes
Still these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a go"
try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go
We can take a short journey and you at your wits end
You get burned youre smoking a cigarette from the lit end
Youre acting so feminine you could be about split ends
Certified hit home with so much force they make bricks

This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn
My presence on stage make you trailer whore skags
Girls cats, hornbag, you know my sucker,
And now we made tracks to get you up like a
wise, notorious to rip cunts
Dissin us will get costly like shows at strip clubs
Beating me's a hard by itself so fuck you,
Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza

This is my life and come and go like one night stands
I treat live jams a sermons and in my mic hand
A holy get them ya bless ya
Shit you spit the fresher shit than Pressure
Any means, risk or
This cut is deep, so pump a for my fuckin peeps
I'm rated X-rated the way that I come tongue and cheek
We a ruckus like truckers in bar brawls
Certified and we out like last calls... calls... calls...