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Cats get served, running up
Every single night and that the way we it right
Like fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just trickin though, Certified in the house tonight
(Certified Wise!)
Oi, I say Certified you say Wise we say
Certified! (Wise!)
Certified! (Wise!)

The have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant
Beers confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant
Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit girl and I knock her up
Be like the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)
Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way we work
They try hard, they're shamed fat guys swimming in T-shirts
Research your Oz hip-hop, you step to us
And if you step, hands around throat like a necklace

Missed the drum, young ladies a call
My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks wall
I'm slightly and a trife bit sleazy
With the wit of a red and chiselled body of Kim Beazley
My theory is, never touch the mic serious
A kid goes out on dates later than next period
My crews got it made, the place
With more dope rappers to match every chillin at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no to tell you again
these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend
A dyke's dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we
This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound
Like kids with flat and crap beats walking down backstreets
So much work into this to line the notes of fact sheets
Like black sheep I've got two words for those who
(nya, Nya nya respect)

You it was safe, well guess what (what?)
Boys then beware; my friends will find weak points (then what)
Get up in there.
your mind, with a fine line when I find time
And I'll find out that you're walking if talking the grape vine
I'll time. Need to take on the job at hand.
Got skills for this professional certified wise man
From Sky to land, I'm all your schemes and plans
So take cover as I rain upon you man

I manifest in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)
Somethin' I take very (I sensualise, Certified Wise)

songs a collection of kids charmed lives
Like the section of gary glitters hard drive
Certified Wise a jam thats so hot it'd
Make a man give up his annual blowjob
You show something, with heading no bluffin
On the wrong of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction
In a suffering city, I'm the pretty
And if you dont fuckin feel me I'll you without pity

I arrange certain amongst silence
To be heard in abundance what mc's face
speakers exceed beyond specifications
Through Extended noise
Let's cut the conversations to a small (why's that?)
I'm busy tryin to react to the
Blockade and Certified stand above ridiculous under-achievers
And non-believers

I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin out
Cos of the throbbin from the head noddin
And we about puttin you out for the like mic check,
You aint gonna get respect
So hide your decks, ya mics I blackout
In a cipher when I take the title
The Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead
With more force than sex

It's the budhist monks, with the certified
I'll make you nod head like Parkinson's disease
Sin but don't step to our click
I got a hundred just waiting to go sync
So take ya pick but not the axe or the
After hours I make beds rock like Rubble
kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores
And leave ears up shit creek without a funk oar

Now certified gotta hold o ya
We got the whole lot o cop and
We're the B-boys in Nike and Adidas
We're than heaters and blowin up speakers
There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we
Rap music every Aussie can to
We'll never a tumble, We're not gonna stumble
If you dis any the result is LET'S RUMBLE

Let me show you new rappers how to do a reckin

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse

Let me show you new how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin

compliments this simple to complete this individual
Simplex the beat the hypocritical, ridicule
The techniques that leave you burnt
Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you
Ever endeavour to get it together to these fellas
I'll be whatever, you get it?
You're wondering why you never try
The reason certified is mr. with the wise guys

These stress, fully on a quest
To be recognised, put up on a next to me
And the Wise our lives, we bless the beat
We yet to see who can compete with
schemes they conjoured up in their dreams
Have to be outta your mind to even battle team
Masterminds of the game, nobody it the same
When we leave the stage we're that you remember the name

You faggot mc's always one another
Studio 2000's where you your album cover
I've the right patience, to your shit
commence domestic mc word castration
Like excelles from a psychadelic wanger
For you no escape like sperm in a franger
Simulated immitations away progressively
So go yourself homaphrodite mc

Yo this is DJ

Certified

A dietarian, down, lyrical librarian
My strong line is carnivore your was vegetarian
Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me
Comparin them with them i bring the like a solarium
You're starin then you better step back i'm preparin them
lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,
Rebellions under one for new milleniums
The is certified its so good like sanitarium

I throw to scare those who dare oppose
Who dont compare the i'm dressed in threadbare clothes
these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"
Dont try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im to go
We can take a journey and leave you at your wits end
You get burned like youre a cigarette from the lit end
Youre acting so feminine you could be stressing about split
Certified hit home with so much force they bricks bend

This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn
My presence on stage will make you trailer skags
cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker,
And now we made to get you up like a fluffer
Certified wise, notorious to rip
Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip
Beating me's a hard by itself so fuck you,
thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza Dushku

This is my and many come and go like one night stands
I treat live jams like a sermons and in my mic
A holy get with ya bless ya
Shit you never spit the fresher shit Pressure
Any means, or measure
This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my peeps
I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with and cheek
We bring a ruckus truckers in bar brawls
Wise and we out like last calls... calls... calls...