Luyện nghe bài hát The Central Scrutinizer

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike (lead vocals)
Peter (keyboards)
Tommy (keyboards)
barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed (percussion)
Vinnie (drums)
(tenor saxophone)
Marginal (baritone saxophone)
(bass saxophone)
Dale (vocals)
Al (vocals)
Craig (harmonica)

Sometimes when you're not looking he just up on you. he looks like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout-like megaphone apparatus in the front with two big eye
Nted like appletons with miniature frowning chrome eyebrows over them. along the side of his disc-like body are several sets of stupid-looking headers and exhaust hoses which apparentl
Pel him and punctuate his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke rings. in the middle of his head we can see an airport wind sock and twirling anemometer. the bottom of him has a landi
Ght and three spoked wheels. in spite of all this, it is obvious that the way he really gets around is by being dangled from to place by a union guy with a dark green shirt up in the roof
S eating a sandwich (pieces of which drop off every once in a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they put the oil in makes the cheap smoke).

He into view and speaks to us thusly...

Central
This is the central scrutinizer...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. it is also my responsibility to alert and every one of you to the potential c
Uences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to death penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). our criminal institutions are f
F little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these by a horrible force called music!

Our studies have that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! cruel and inhuman punishments are being c
Lly described in paragraphs so they won't conflict with the constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future).

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if you have to or unload, go to th
Te zone... you'll love it...it's a way of life...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...hi, it's me, I'm back. this is the scrutinizer...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if yah gotta loa
If yah gotta unload, go to the zone. you'll love it...it's a way of life. that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love i
Is, is, the scrutinizer!