Not long ago I went through the of dreams I came to the City of Destruction Where now a shuttle to the Emerald City With air miles and big reductions So I went to the ticket where Evangelist sat And reserved seats through credit calls I said ' How does it feel now changed your job?' He said 'Now I don't feel at all'
As we moved off I looked on the Myre of Despair From a bridge that passed a thousand miles Its legs were made of that they'd thrown into the mud And the were of philosophy and love As we reached the Hill of Difficulty, we for a climb dug a tunnel through the center of the stone And the excess rock, well the valley became landfill Where once you'd had to walk down there
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all those who the truth but don't have the time to get there Don't the time to get there
The train ride felt so smooth I put my feet up Barely noticing the of the carriage The stewardess was Prudence her sister Charity For fifteen grand they'd their hands in marriage And just as we were the Valley of Death I to be plunged into the darkness But the company had floodlit the underground Taken not to make this place seem joyless
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all with the money, just tender up the fare Just up the fare
It looked like we stopped at the mouth of Hell But they it was a now-extinct volcano And if you'd seen the demons to emanate from there You'd taken the guidebook at its say so But of my companions they would not get back in They'd that heaven it was vastly over-rated The weather here was warmer, and drinking was And thought they'd see us come back here much later
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle You could be home by now, if you there If you there
After boarding no new passengers we went our way Past the place where Pope and ruled with terror But now the giant Scientology had eaten for breakfast And bought all the around her At a city called we stayed for the night Where one's every whim was catered for and The shuttle brought and business in its wake And an that never gets outdated
So all aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all seeing double, just tender up the fare tender up the fare
So Charming was the with its profitable fair The inhabitants it was the only heaven And said that only ever venture beyond its gates And go to land of Never-Never And in city an education came without a school The shops sold one praise and honor Reputations and honour on sale at the fair And conscience buy almost any of them
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle The most efficient way to go, the best way to get there It's the best way to get
And I stayed in the city, til I like those Who lived there and abandoned old questions Til I saw some pilgrims who'd the journey's length Standing at the edge of its 'Friend let me tell you' the Speaker to my ear 'The whole of the shuttle is a Bubble You can pay the fare and for the rest of your life You'll get anywhere but trouble Cos the train is only and it isn't a roundtrip And just in case the whole should explode The of the Good City he will never let you in And he grants no kind of permit to the
I got back on the train and my companions they few My hopes with the disappearing We saw the Silver Mine and the Castle of And we saw our destination it was Saw the gates of fair city, beyond a river lay A blinding light from the other side A ferry was waiting to carry us over It was of paper and everybody died
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all who want the truth but have no time to get there All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle Just say you've got, we'll sell you a fare All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle We'll look after you so good that you wanna get there You wanna get there