Not ago I went through the gate of dreams I came to the City of Destruction Where now a runs to the Emerald City With air miles and big group So I went to the ticket where Evangelist sat And reserved seats through card calls I said ' How does it feel now they changed job?' He said 'Now I don't anything at all'
As we moved off I looked down on the of Despair From a bridge that a thousand miles above Its legs were made of that they'd thrown into the mud And the books were of philosophy and As we the Hill of Difficulty, we waited for a climb They'd dug a tunnel the center of the stone And with the excess rock, well the became landfill Where once had to walk down there alone
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those who the truth but don't have the time to get there have the time to get there
The train ride so smooth that I put my feet up Barely noticing the motion of the The stewardess was Prudence with her Charity For fifteen grand they'd sell their hands in And just as we were entering the Valley of I expected to be into the darkness But the company had floodlit the gloom Taken care not to this place seem joyless
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those with the money, tender up the fare Just tender up the
It looked like we stopped at the mouth of itself But they said it was a now-extinct And if you'd the demons seemed to emanate from there You'd have taken the at its say so But some of my they would not get back in They'd heard heaven it was vastly over-rated The weather here was warmer, and drinking was And they thought they'd see us come back much later
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial You could be home by now, if you there If you there
After no new passengers we went upon our way the place where Pope and Pagan ruled with terror But now the giant Scientology had eaten for breakfast And bought all the around her At a city Vanity we stayed for the night one's every whim was catered for and sated The shuttle prosperity and business in its wake And an attitude that never gets
So all aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all those double, just tender up the fare Just tender up the
So Charming was the city its profitable fair The inhabitants claimed it was the only And said that only dreamers ever venture beyond its And go to that land of And in city an education came without a school The shops one alongside praise and honor Reputations and honour went on at the fair And conscience buy almost any of them
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle The most way to go, it's the best way to get there It's the best way to get
And I stayed in the city, til I like those Who lived there and abandoned old questions Til I saw some pilgrims walked the journey's length Standing at the edge of its 'Friend let me tell you' the Speaker to my ear whole concept of the shuttle is a Bubble You can pay the fare and travel for the rest of life You'll never get anywhere but Cos the train is only progress and it isn't a And just in the whole thing should explode The Lord of the City he will never let you in And he grants no kind of to the railroad'
I got on the train and my companions they were few My hopes with the disappearing We saw the Silver Mine and the of Despair And we saw our it was nearing Saw the gates of that fair city, beyond a lay A blinding light from the other side A ferry boat was to carry us over It was of paper and everybody died
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all those who want the truth but have no to get there All aboard, all aboard the Celestial Just say what you've got, we'll sell you a All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle We'll look after you so good that you wanna get there You won't get there