Not ago I went through the gate of dreams I came to the famous of Destruction Where now a shuttle runs to the Emerald With air and big group reductions So I went to the ticket where Evangelist sat And reserved seats through credit calls I said ' How does it now they changed your job?' He said 'Now I don't feel at all'
As we moved off I looked on the Myre of Despair From a bridge that passed a thousand miles Its legs were made of books they'd thrown into the mud And the books were of and love As we reached the of Difficulty, we waited for a climb They'd dug a tunnel through the center of the And the excess rock, well the valley became landfill once you'd had to walk down there alone
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all those who seek the but don't have the time to get there Don't the time to get there
The train ride felt so that I put my feet up Barely the motion of the carriage The stewardess was Prudence her sister Charity For fifteen grand they'd sell hands in marriage And just as we were entering the Valley of I expected to be into the darkness But the company had floodlit the underground Taken not to make this place seem joyless
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those with the money, tender up the fare Just up the fare
It looked we stopped at the mouth of Hell itself But they it was a now-extinct volcano And if you'd seen the demons seemed to emanate there You'd taken the guidebook at its say so But some of my companions they not get back in They'd heard that heaven it was over-rated The weather here was warmer, and was allowed And they thought they'd see us back here much later
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Celestial You be home by now, if you lived there If you there
After boarding no new we went upon our way Past the place where and Pagan ruled with terror But now the Scientology had eaten them for breakfast And all the property around her At a called Vanity we stayed for the night Where one's every whim was for and sated The shuttle brought prosperity and in its wake And an attitude that never outdated
So all aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all seeing double, just tender up the fare Just up the fare
So Charming was the city with its fair The claimed it was the only heaven And said that only dreamers ever venture beyond its And go to that land of And in city an education came without a school The shops sold one praise and honor Reputations and honour on sale at the fair And could buy almost any of them
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle The efficient way to go, it's the best way to get there It's the way to get there
And I stayed in the city, til I like those Who lived and abandoned their old questions Til I saw some pilgrims who'd walked the journey's Standing at the of its dimensions 'Friend let me tell you' the Speaker to my ear whole concept of the shuttle is a Bubble You can pay the fare and travel for the rest of life never get anywhere but trouble Cos the train is only progress and it a roundtrip And just in case the whole should explode The of the Good City he will never let you in And he no kind of permit to the railroad'
I got back on the train and my they were few My hopes with the disappearing We saw the Silver and the Castle of Despair And we saw our it was nearing Saw the gates of fair city, beyond a river lay A blinding light shone the other side A boat was waiting to carry us over It was built of paper and died
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all those who want the truth but have no time to get All aboard, all aboard the Celestial Just say what got, we'll sell you a fare All aboard, all aboard the Celestial We'll look after you so good that you won't wanna get You wanna get there