Not long ago I went the gate of dreams I came to the famous City of Where now a shuttle runs to the Emerald With air miles and big group So I to the ticket office where Evangelist sat And reserved seats credit card calls I said ' How it feel now they changed your job?' He said I don't feel anything at all'
As we moved off I looked down on the of Despair From a that passed a thousand miles above Its legs were made of books that thrown into the mud And the books were of philosophy and As we reached the of Difficulty, we waited for a climb dug a tunnel through the center of the stone And with the excess rock, the valley became landfill Where you'd had to walk down there alone
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all those who seek the but don't have the time to get there Don't have the time to get
The train ride felt so smooth I put my feet up noticing the motion of the carriage The stewardess was Prudence her sister Charity For fifteen grand they'd sell their hands in And just as we were the Valley of Death I expected to be plunged into the But the company had the underground gloom Taken not to make this place seem joyless
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey free of care, for a free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all with the money, just tender up the fare Just up the fare
It looked like we stopped at the mouth of itself But they said it was a now-extinct And if you'd seen the demons to emanate from there have taken the guidebook at its say so But some of my companions they not get back in They'd that heaven it was vastly over-rated The here was warmer, and drinking was allowed And they thought they'd see us come here much later
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle You be home by now, if you lived there If you lived
boarding no new passengers we went upon our way Past the where Pope and Pagan ruled with terror But now the Scientology had eaten them for breakfast And bought all the property her At a city called Vanity we for the night Where one's every whim was for and sated The shuttle brought prosperity and business in its And an attitude never gets outdated
So all aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all those seeing double, tender up the fare Just tender up the
So Charming was the city with its fair The inhabitants claimed it was the only And said that dreamers ever venture beyond its gates And go to land of Never-Never And in this city an came without a school The shops sold one alongside praise and Reputations and honour on sale at the fair And conscience could buy almost any of
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle The efficient way to go, it's the best way to get there It's the way to get there
And I stayed in the city, til I like those Who lived there and their old questions Til I saw pilgrims who'd walked the journey's length at the edge of its dimensions 'Friend let me tell you' the Speaker to my ear whole concept of the shuttle is a Bubble You can pay the fare and travel for the rest of life You'll never get but trouble Cos the is only progress and it isn't a roundtrip And just in the whole thing should explode The Lord of the Good he will never let you in And he grants no kind of to the railroad'
I got back on the train and my companions were few My hopes the suburbs disappearing We saw the Silver Mine and the Castle of And we saw our destination it was Saw the gates of that city, beyond a river lay A blinding light from the other side A boat was waiting to carry us over It was built of paper and everybody
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all who want the truth but have no time to get there All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle Just say you've got, we'll sell you a fare All aboard, all aboard the Celestial We'll look you so good that you won't wanna get there You won't wanna get