Not long ago I through the gate of dreams I to the famous City of Destruction Where now a shuttle to the Emerald City With air miles and big reductions So I went to the ticket office where sat And reserved through credit card calls I said ' How does it feel now they changed your He said 'Now I don't feel at all'
As we moved off I looked down on the of Despair From a bridge passed a thousand miles above Its legs were made of that they'd thrown into the mud And the were of philosophy and love As we reached the of Difficulty, we waited for a climb They'd dug a through the center of the stone And with the excess rock, well the valley became once you'd had to walk down there alone
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all those who seek the truth but don't the time to get there Don't have the time to get
The ride felt so smooth that I put my feet up Barely noticing the of the carriage The was Prudence with her sister Charity For fifteen grand they'd their hands in marriage And just as we were entering the of Death I expected to be into the darkness But the company had the underground gloom care not to make this place seem joyless
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For all those with the money, just up the fare tender up the fare
It like we stopped at the mouth of Hell itself But they it was a now-extinct volcano And if you'd seen the demons to emanate from there You'd taken the guidebook at its say so But some of my companions they not get back in heard that heaven it was vastly over-rated The here was warmer, and drinking was allowed And they thought they'd see us back here much later
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial You could be by now, if you lived there If you lived
After boarding no new we went upon our way Past the where Pope and Pagan ruled with terror But now the Scientology had eaten them for breakfast And bought all the property her At a city called Vanity we stayed for the Where one's every was catered for and sated The shuttle prosperity and business in its wake And an attitude never gets outdated
So all aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all those seeing double, just up the fare tender up the fare
So Charming was the city with its fair The inhabitants claimed it was the only And said only dreamers ever venture beyond its gates And go to land of Never-Never And in this city an came without a school The shops sold one alongside and honor Reputations and honour went on sale at the And conscience could buy any of them
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle The efficient way to go, it's the best way to get there It's the way to get there
And I stayed in the city, til I became those Who there and abandoned their old questions Til I saw some pilgrims who'd the journey's length at the edge of its dimensions 'Friend let me tell said the Speaker to my ear 'The whole of the shuttle is a Bubble You can pay the fare and for the rest of your life You'll get anywhere but trouble Cos the train is only progress and it a roundtrip And just in case the whole thing explode The of the Good City he will never let you in And he grants no kind of permit to the
I got back on the and my companions they were few My hopes with the suburbs We saw the Silver Mine and the of Despair And we saw our destination it was Saw the gates of fair city, beyond a river lay A blinding light from the other side A ferry boat was waiting to us over It was of paper and everybody died
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those who want the truth but have no to get there All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle Just say you've got, we'll sell you a fare All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle We'll look after you so good that you won't wanna get You won't wanna get