Not long ago I through the gate of dreams I came to the City of Destruction Where now a shuttle to the Emerald City With air miles and big group So I went to the office where Evangelist sat And reserved through credit card calls I said ' How does it feel now they changed your He said 'Now I feel anything at all'
As we off I looked down on the Myre of Despair From a bridge that passed a thousand miles Its legs made of books that they'd thrown into the mud And the books were of philosophy and As we the Hill of Difficulty, we waited for a climb They'd dug a tunnel through the of the stone And with the excess rock, well the valley became Where you'd had to walk down there alone
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those who seek the truth but don't have the to get there Don't have the to get there
The train ride so smooth that I put my feet up noticing the motion of the carriage The stewardess was Prudence with her Charity For fifteen grand they'd sell hands in marriage And just as we were entering the Valley of I to be plunged into the darkness But the company had floodlit the gloom Taken care not to make this place seem
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those the money, just tender up the fare Just tender up the
It looked like we stopped at the of Hell itself But said it was a now-extinct volcano And if you'd seen the demons seemed to emanate from You'd have taken the at its say so But some of my companions would not get back in heard that heaven it was vastly over-rated The here was warmer, and drinking was allowed And they thought they'd see us come back here much
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle You could be by now, if you lived there If you there
After no new passengers we went upon our way Past the place where Pope and Pagan with terror But now the Scientology had eaten them for breakfast And bought all the property her At a city called Vanity we for the night Where every whim was catered for and sated The shuttle brought and business in its wake And an attitude that never gets
So all aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all those seeing double, tender up the fare Just up the fare
So Charming was the city its profitable fair The inhabitants it was the only heaven And said that only dreamers ever beyond its gates And go to land of Never-Never And in this city an education came a school The shops sold one praise and honor Reputations and honour on sale at the fair And conscience could buy any of them
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle The most efficient way to go, the best way to get there the best way to get there
And I stayed in the city, til I became those Who lived there and their old questions Til I saw some pilgrims walked the journey's length Standing at the of its dimensions let me tell you' said the Speaker to my ear 'The whole concept of the is a Bubble You can pay the fare and travel for the of your life You'll get anywhere but trouble Cos the is only progress and it isn't a roundtrip And just in case the whole should explode The Lord of the Good City he will let you in And he grants no kind of to the railroad'
I got on the train and my companions they were few My with the suburbs disappearing We saw the Silver Mine and the of Despair And we saw our it was nearing Saw the gates of that fair city, beyond a lay A blinding shone from the other side A ferry boat was waiting to us over It was built of and everybody died
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those who want the truth but have no to get there All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle Just say what you've got, sell you a fare All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle We'll look after you so good that you won't wanna get You wanna get there