Not long ago I went through the gate of I came to the famous City of Where now a shuttle runs to the City With air miles and big group So I went to the ticket office Evangelist sat And reserved seats through card calls I said ' How it feel now they changed your job?' He said I don't feel anything at all'
As we moved off I down on the Myre of Despair From a bridge passed a thousand miles above Its legs were made of that they'd thrown into the mud And the books were of and love As we reached the of Difficulty, we waited for a climb They'd dug a tunnel the center of the stone And with the excess rock, well the valley became Where once you'd had to walk down there
All aboard, all aboard the Shuttle For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those who seek the but don't have the time to get there Don't have the time to get
The train ride felt so smooth that I put my up noticing the motion of the carriage The was Prudence with her sister Charity For fifteen grand sell their hands in marriage And as we were entering the Valley of Death I expected to be into the darkness But the had floodlit the underground gloom Taken care not to this place seem joyless
All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a journey free of care, for a journey of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all those with the money, just up the fare Just tender up the
It looked like we stopped at the mouth of itself But they said it was a volcano And if you'd the demons seemed to emanate from there You'd have the guidebook at its say so But of my companions they would not get back in They'd heard heaven it was vastly over-rated The weather was warmer, and drinking was allowed And thought they'd see us come back here much later
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial You could be home by now, if you lived If you there
boarding no new passengers we went upon our way Past the place Pope and Pagan ruled with terror But now the Scientology had eaten them for breakfast And bought all the property her At a city Vanity we stayed for the night Where every whim was catered for and sated The shuttle brought and business in its wake And an that never gets outdated
So all aboard, all aboard the Celestial For a free of care, for a journey free of trouble All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For all seeing double, just tender up the fare Just up the fare
So Charming was the city its profitable fair The inhabitants it was the only heaven And that only dreamers ever venture beyond its gates And go to that land of And in this city an education came a school The shops sold one alongside praise and Reputations and honour on sale at the fair And conscience could buy almost any of
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a journey free of All aboard, all aboard the Celestial The efficient way to go, it's the best way to get there It's the best way to get
And I stayed in the city, til I like those Who there and abandoned their old questions Til I saw some who'd walked the journey's length Standing at the edge of its 'Friend let me you' said the Speaker to my ear whole concept of the shuttle is a Bubble You can pay the fare and for the rest of your life You'll never get anywhere but Cos the is only progress and it isn't a roundtrip And just in case the whole thing explode The of the Good City he will never let you in And he grants no kind of permit to the
I got back on the train and my companions they few My hopes with the suburbs We saw the Silver Mine and the Castle of And we saw our it was nearing Saw the gates of fair city, beyond a river lay A blinding light shone the other side A ferry was waiting to carry us over It was built of and everybody died
All aboard, all the Celestial Shuttle For a journey free of care, for a free of trouble All aboard, all aboard the Celestial For all who want the truth but have no time to get there All aboard, all aboard the Celestial Just say what you've got, we'll you a fare All aboard, all aboard the Celestial We'll look after you so good that you wanna get there You won't get there