Sixteen men on a dead man's Yo ho ho and a of rum
"Avast there mates, ye're With Long John Beard Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye of the bounding main Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"
"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger Heel over the yonder Spanish Lay a few agin' her timers"
"Swing over on here lanyards With our in our teeth Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty say ye to that, me hearties? Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
"I like it" "You don't it?" "I like it and I don't wanna do it It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way" "Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny I want to sing and
"You to sing and dance, heh You don't like plundering, Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, Rubies, emeralds and doubloons and British sovereigns
"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels Necklaces and bracelets of every and size Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"
"And all in a pirate's chest And I just happen to where How about that me Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You like it?" "I like it and I don't want it" "He don't it" "And I do it, I'm an artiste" "An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny I want to sing and
"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show You know for some little flittin' This be a black hearted pirate ship And I would have you keel if you weren't me Own flesh and blood you twit! So you like plunderin' aye?"
"I like it" "And you don't want no ah?" "I want it" "And you don't want no groggin' and revelin' And and rummin' either I suppose?"
"Well, deep down you want to know the not me, I don't want it" "Well, what do you As if I already bleein' know?" "I want to sing and and"
"I know, I know and wear tight little shiny pants Huh, okay, we'll all and dance I said, all sing and dance Or you'll the plank, one two free"
I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants I to sing and dance ("You hear the Captain and voice say")
"I like it, I it" "I like it me own self" "Thought you would"
Sixteen men on a dead man's Yo ho ho and a of rum
"I don't rum" "You like rum?" "Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"
"A Perrier?" "With a in it" "A lime in it? He wants a in it"
"Well, do you any Escargot?" "Escar, what?" "What's the today?" "Soup?" "Might have a bit of a too" "Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"
"Maybe a croissant, is that Those French make so hard Why they just call it a bun?"