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Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"You want to and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and British

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I happen to know where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This be a black hearted pirate ship
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, deep you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, what do you
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why they just call it a bun?"