Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
Long John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to and split the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just to know where
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a hearted pirate ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I to sing and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
French make everything so hard
Why didn't just call it a bun?"