Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With Long John Black
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate ever sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to and split the booty
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just happen to where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You for some little flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black pirate ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, do you want
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all sing and
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French everything so hard
Why didn't just call it a bun?"