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Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast mates, ye're sailin'
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder Spanish
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these lanyards
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to and split the booty
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I to sing and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and of every shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I happen to know where
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You for some little flittin' tinkerbell
here be a black hearted pirate ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make so hard
Why they just call it a bun?"