Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
Heel over the Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to sing and

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just to know where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted pirate
And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't want no and revelin'
And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"

"Well, deep you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't already know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French everything so hard
Why didn't just call it a bun?"