Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast mates, ye're sailin'
Long John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
Heel over the Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I happen to know where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You for some little flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted pirate
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
French make everything so hard
Why didn't they just it a bun?"